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WELCOME TO Quester's Territories: A Look Into The Humor Currently Floating Around Chat-rooms Along The Web.

This is just to offer a soft taste or glimpse into the world of laughing web surfers.

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This joke and story gallery is dedicated to bringing happy smiles and warm feelings of humor to our visitors. One quest in life is to find the humorous side to the beautiful, pure, and simple in all Life's essences. This is adult humor and may not be to everyone's taste. Be warned...

Wholeness for one operating in this world is arriving at that inner contentment, clearness, purity and freedom that a laugh can give a simple soul. Why be hampered by anything like repression? One essential for most humor is SHOCK and some jokes may be just that....shocking. Be warned.

Of course what one person considers funny might not tickle the funny-bone of the person next to him/her at all. Most of these jokes are adult in nature and perhaps risque'. Some may even be considered tasteless, but then that is part of being humorous. Well, we'll just have to test out the waters, so wade in and enjoy..... Hopefully you will end up smiling more than you are right now.

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Hey ducky, you keep charging me like that and I'll keep putting it on your bill!
*If corn oil comes from corn and peanut oil from peanuts, where does baby oil come from?
Time is a good teacher but kills you in the end.
*I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.
Talking about new elements, take Canadium: similar to Americum but a little denser, much more rigid, and often called Boron.
*How did a fool and his money get together?
Warning: dates on your calendar are closer than they appear.
*Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Once you make it idiot proof someone makes a better idiot!
*I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
*When you throw the cat out of the car window at 60 mph does it become kitty litter?
Hey, like everybody else I'm unique.
*Sex is like air, not important unless you're not getting any.
It may be lonely at the top, but you eat better.
*Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Learn from your parent's mistakes, use birth control.
*My girl friend paints her finger nails with whiteout. At night when she's asleep, I go over and write mis-spelled words on them.
You found Fountain of Youth, now go out and find the Fountain of Smart.
*If I follow you home, will you keep me?
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
*Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
Last time I woke up grumpy she kicked me out of the bed.
When I was little my grandfather asked me how old I was. When I said five, he said, "When I was your age I was six."
*Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
*I have an answering machine in my car that says,"I'm home now, but leave a message and I'll call back when I'm out."
*I planted some bird-seed and a bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
*I bought my kid an unbreakable toy and now he uses it to break his other toys.
*Falling in love is awfully simple, and falling out of love is simply awful.
*How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
*I tried to draw my shadow once, but I couldn't. Know why? My arm kept moving.
*If you try and don't succeed, give up. No use being a damn idiot!
*My parents never gave me a toy train for Christmas. Instead I got a toy subway. You couldn't see it, but every once in awhile you could hear a rumbling noise go by.
*I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately. No brush, no paint, no canvas, no subjects. I just think about it.
*In today's world it seems as though if one is not confused then they are not thinking clearly.
*Is it true that nostalgia is not what it use to be?
*Dan Quayle was quoted as saying, "If you don't succeed, you may risk failure."
*I would take issue with you, but I refuse to have a battle opf wits with an unarmed opponent.
*The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
*There was a club in New York called the G-Spot. If you can't find it you can't come.
*I recently got a Get Well card that said, "You must be pretty sick. I just saw your kin folk trying on your clothes."
*Just last week I had a one night stand and the person was thoughtful enough to find and send me an appropriate card. It said, "Thanks for the cheap physical encounter."

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