------- Three old women lived together. The first woman started up the stairs and stopped. "Was I going up or coming down," she asked.
The next old woman was standing next to a bathtub of hot water. "Was I getting in or getting out," she asked.
The third woman was out of patience and disgusted. She said, "I hope I'm never that senile, knock on wood. Oh my! I wonder if they are at the front door or the back one."
Things that have always puzzled me.....
Do you need a silencer if you're going to shoot a mime?
How do they get non-stick Teflon to stay coated to the pan?
If con is the opposite of pro is congress the opposite of progress?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can you ever visualize the world without hypothetical situations?
Why don't they spell phonetic the way it sounds?
Why do they have interstates in Hawaii?
Why do you have to have a driver's license to purchase liquor when its illegal to drink and drive?
Why do they have flotation devices under the seats of airplanes rather than parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited?
One time while driving around heaven he stopped at a light and his newly dead friend from earth pulled up next to him on his motorcycle. When asked why he had a motorcycle, he replied, "Because I cheated on my wife twice.
Later, upon seeing the guy in the Mercedes Benz, he asked why he looked so sad.
"Well, I'll tell you the truth," he replied. "I just saw my newly deceased wife. I thought she'd at least be on a bicycle, but she was on a skateboard!"
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