Ask Us Volume IX, February 2002
Volcom says:
Lewis Carrol asked me the same stupid question. I thought about it for ages, and came up with a solution: Edgar Allan Poe his written on both ravens and writing desks. Yeah!
Also, neither wanted to have sex with your old pal Volcomstalker.
el seriious
asks:
i just ate my poop. if i am what i eat, how can i be what i eat if i
eat what i am? it's a moot point.
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Volcom says:
Because you've eaten what you've eaten, and if you are what you eat you eat yourself and then yourself again. But because the first time you were already eating what you are, you both become what you eat and eat what you become.
And then you should stop eating poop.
Trench McHench
asks:
Volcom I would like to know where you keep your secret stash of money
so that I can steal all of it. Ta!
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Volcom says:
Get out of it!
soUL-REBEL
asks:
Why does Dork mean "a whales penis"?
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Volcom says:
Surprising as it may seem, I'm no professional on 1990's dialect or water-mammal genetalia.
But on the subject of words, their meanings and origins, I was hoping you could help me with what the fuck 'soUL REBEL' means?
Volcom says:
Depends on who's weighing it.
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