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    • Ask Us Volume XII, June 2002

    Dull Grey Loser asks:
    Could it really be that important?
    Volcom says:
    *sigh...*
    Either way, you suck.
    Trevor Clinton Tread IV asks:
    What the FUCK did I just stand in?
    Volcom says:
    Not sure, but it's great that you'd ask me about it.
    Dipshit IV.
    Sorry the Sandwich asks:
    When will the pain end?
    Volcom says:
    Aw Sorry, we all know what it feels like to be a beetroot sandwich. What you need to do is stop comparing yourself to those 'fancy-pants' Subway Sandwiches. You're better than them in different ways. Now that they've introduced carrot the pieces of orange shit gets in everything. I said I want onion, not onion with pieces of shit in it! ARGHHH WHEN WILL THE PAIN END?????
    Enter Your Name Here asks:
    Is it true Matt loves Asphalt?? If So Why??
    Volcom says:
    Legend has it that some time ago, this skinny kid who works at McDonalds went to America to get Matt a badge that said, "I Love Coprophage". He searched and searched but the closest he could get was one that said "I Love Asphalt". Well, it just so happened that Matt loved asphalt more than coprophage anyway, so Matt gave the kid a big cuddle and they all lived happily ever after.
    I guess that doesn't answer why Matt loves asphalt, but who really gives a shit???
    seriious asks:
    Can I, without question, lift my skirt in public?
    Volcom says:
    You can do it without question, but you can't do it without vagina.
     
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