Azure Version: Prequels

FRED is stuck in PRISON CELL!
FRED is sick of being in PRISON for 3 YEARS!
Especially since it's only been 1 WEEK since he was put into PRISON!
This is so unfair...Hey, what's with that stupid echoing voice around here?
NARRATOR isn't STUPID!
NARRATOR is the undisputed ruler of AZURE VERSION!
Huh?
PRISON OFFICER passes PRISON CELL!
PRISON OFFICER STOPS and STARES at FRED!
PRISON OFFICER thinks FRED is getting weirder everyday!
But can't you hear someone's voice around here?
PRISON OFFICER leaves!
At last...
To organise for FRED to go to a MENTAL HOSPITAL!
WHAT?! I don't understand you, and now people think I'm going crazy?
NARRATOR thinks FRED is weird too!
Hey!
NARRATOR has decided FRED is perfect for the part of MAIN CHARACTER in the new AZURE VERSION!
I still have no idea of what you're going on about. Besides, 'azure' is a girly word.
NARRATOR says TOUGH!
It's better than CORNFLOWER VERSION!
True.
NARRATOR sighs!
NARRATOR says FRED has got a steep learning curve ahead of him!
At least FRED is cooperating!
It's better than being stuck here for 3 years.
Or in a MENTAL HOSPITAL for the rest of FRED's life.
It's your fault I'm going, you know!
NARRATOR is having second thoughts about making FRED the MAIN CHARACTER!
NARRATOR is also not supposed to be wasting so much time!
FRED will just have to learn this as he goes!
Where do I start?
Pull at the PRISON BARS.
Oh, okay.
FRED PULLED the PRISON BARS!
PRISON BARS want to fight!
WHAT?!
PRISON BARS sent out PRISON BARS!
I already knew that. You didn't have to tell me.
NARRATOR now knows that FRED is going to be slow to learn!
PRISON BARS used KNOCK!
BONK!
OWWW!!! What was that for?
PRISON BARS are fighting!
What does FRED expect?
Oh, this is so stupid. I'm going to get these PRISON BARS for this!
WAIT!
What for?
FRED must send himself out first!
Why?
Does NARRATOR have to spoon-feed instructions?!
Do the following: 'Go, (whoever you want to fight)!'
You mean...Go, me?
FRED is finally learning!
NARRATOR is pleased!
FRED sent out FRED!
But I know I did!
Obviously, FRED hasn't learnt enough!
PRISON BARS are tired of being left out!
PRISON BARS used KNOCK!
BONK!
OWWW!!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY!!!
FRED is finally letting his true self out!
FRED will be perfect for AZURE VERSION!
Shut up, stupid NARRATOR!
FRED is going one step too far!
NARRATOR will have to teach FRED a lesson later!
FRED used GNAW!
FRED GNAWED the PRISON BARS!
No effect!
FRED was hit with recoil!
AUGGH!!! I've had enough! Go, CROWBAR!
FRED sent out CROWBAR!
Wait a minute! Why does FRED have a CROWBAR with him for 1 week in PRISON and not use it?
FRED must be really STUPID!
When I get out of here NARRATOR, you're gonna get it!
NARRATOR thinks there's no point teaching FRED a lesson later when he can be taught one now!
NARRATOR uses CROWBAR!
To hit FRED on both feet!
AUUUGGGHHH!!!
FRED is in AGONY!
What does FRED have to say for himself NOW?
No answer!
NARRATOR is satisfied!
CROWBAR uses WHATEVER ATTACK CROWBARS USE!
PRISON BARS run scared!
Whoa, that's something you don't see everyday.
Get used to it, because it'll be happening a lot from now on!
I wish I could figure out what was happening.
There are NO PRISON BARS! FRED can ESCAPE!
OWWW! I'm in too much pain to move anywhere, can't you see that?
NARRATOR didn't manipulate this whole situation for nothing!
Now ESCAPE before FRED is in even more agony than he is now!
I get the idea, okay?
FRED used ESCAPE!
FRED escaped from PRISON CELL!
YELLING comes from behind!
YELLING was renamed PRISON GUARDS!
Oh, no!
FRED ran!
Into more PRISON GUARDS!
No escape!
PRISON GUARDS regard FRED as a THREAT! Not to mention a CRAZED MANIAC!
What, just because I'm wielding a CROWBAR and talk to a booming voice?
Go, CROWBAR!
FRED sent out CROWBAR!
CROWBAR, attack!
CROWBAR ATTACKED!
CROWBAR is AT TACKED!
This is not a good time to crack stupid jokes, NARRATOR.
NARRATOR insists it's part of the job!
Just let my CROWBAR attack, please?
NARRATOR says not until you order it to!
This is so weird...CROWBAR, use WHACK attack combined with SPIN!
WHRRR...
WHACK!
WHACK!!
WHACK!!!
CROWBAR WHACKED all the PRISON OFFICERS in the area!
FELLOW PRISONERS cheer!
FELLOW PRISONERS want FRED to help them escape!
Can you please tell the prisoners 'No'?
NO! Make up an EXCUSE and RUN!
Okay...Sorry guys, I have to take CROWBAR for a walk. See ya!
FRED ran, wielding CROWBAR!

Prequel #2: Scaling the Fence October, 2000 (can't remember which day)
Setting: A Prison Yard
Player: Fred [Record: still none]

FRED is still running, wielding CROWBAR!
FRED confronts MINIMUM-SECURITY-CENTRE-QUALITY FENCE!
MINIMUM-SECURITY-CENTRE-QUALITY FENCE is renamed MSCQF!
I thought you were going to conjure some massive force to stop me escaping.
NARRATOR thinks that would be a fun way to start AZURE VERSION!
Hey!
But NARRATOR needs a MAIN CHARACTER ASAP so it can start tormenting it!
You've already started! How much more can you do?
Does FRED really want to know?
Um...not really.
Then start CLIMBING!
Here I go!
FRED is CLIMBING the MSCQF!
MSCQF wants to fight!
Not again!
MSCQF sent out BARBED WIRE!
BARBED WIRE used COVER!
BARBED WIRE covered the MSCQF!
OWWW!!! Go, CROWBAR!
FRED sent out CROWBAR!
CROWBAR, use your...whatever you call it.
CROWBAR used WHATEVER YOU CALL IT!
CROWBAR used CROWBAR!
Huh???
FRED is confused!
CROWBAR is confused!
FRED hurt himself in his confusion!
CROWBAR hurt itself in its confusion!
OW!
BONK!
OW!
BONK!
OW!
BONK!
NARRATOR thinks two confused characters are too hard to write for!
CROWBAR fell off the MSCQF and landed on the ground - head first!
CROWBAR died!
How could you kill my CROWBAR?
FRED is on the verge of tears!
NARRATOR thinks this is pathetic!
NARRATOR reminds FRED that CROWBAR was never really alive!
Oh, yeah. But now I have no ally and you have only one character.
NARRATOR doesn't care!
NARRATOR is surprised FRED hasn't fallen off the BARBED MSCQF in pain yet!
What? OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
FRED fell off the BARBED MSCQF and landed!
Please don't say I land on my head...
On his BACK!
Ohhhhh...I'm in pain...
NARRATOR thinks FRED repeats himself too much!
What else am I suppposed to say?
NARRATOR remembers the RESTRICTIONS!
NARRATOR...doesn't know!
So, I'm lying on the other side of this BARBED MSCQF like I'm supposed to, but I'm in huge trouble, my CROWBAR's gone, I'm in immense agony, and I have a NARRATOR who delights in it.
NARRATOR says FRED shouldn't forget that he's bleeding a lot, and is appointed to be inside a MENTAL HOSPITAL!
I think I'm dying.
NARRATOR is PANICKING!
NARRATOR can't have gone to so much trouble to get FRED and then have him die!
It would have been a waste of time!
Nice to know you care about me.
NARRATOR detects sarcasm but has to ignore it!
FRED is healed!
Really?
Anime-style!
YAY!
But FRED is still wanted by police and the MENTAL HOSPITAL!
Can't you get rid of them?
NARRATOR only gets so much control! (Unfortunately.)
So what do I do in my condition?
What condition?
Oops.
FRED ought to run as if his pants were on fire!
HELP!
FRED ran!
FRED was renamed FRED, PRISONER AT LARGE!
Who is renamed FRED, PAL!
This is so humiliating! Why do you have to call me a PAL?!
It's a TLA! NARRATOR has no other choice!
Drat.
FRED, PAL ran!

Prequel #3: What's Not the Narrator's, is No One's October, 2000 (which day? Don't know)
Setting: In Azure Version
Player: Fred [Record: still none]

What a weird place it is out here. It's pitch black around here, I don't if I'm running straight anymore, there doesn't seem to be anyone here except me and a booming voice named NARRATOR...And I still have no idea what's going on.
...
What in the world? The NARRATOR should be doing something just about now.
...
Has the NARRATOR disappeared?
...
I don't know whether to scream for something to happen or to celebrate.
NARRATOR heard that!
Where have you been?
None of FRED's business!
I thought you were calling me FRED, PAL.
NARRATOR hasn't got time for 100% accuracy! NARRATOR is here to transport FRED back to whence he came!
What?
Go back to PRISON!
NOOO!!!
NARRATOR insists!
Did you just drag me out here to make me suffer, just so you could send me back to suffer for the rest of my life?
NARRATOR wishes!
NARRATOR hates to admit it, but the cancellation of AZURE VERSION is out of even NARRATOR's control!
You're even weirder than me.
NARRATOR would attack FRED if it wasn't so miserable!
What have you got to be miserable about?! It's not like you were the one thrown into PRISON for something you didn't do, then had to cooperate with a booming voice to escape, only to land up in agony and doomed to life in a MENTAL HOSPITAL!
NARRATOR says that is nothing compared to being wiped out of existence!
I still have no idea of what you're talking about.
NARRATOR is in a BAD MOOD!
All of AZURE VERSION flashed RED!
HELP!
Never frustrate a miserable, moody NARRATOR!
I just want to know what's going on!
NARRATOR is sick of FRED's ignorance!
NARRATOR will give a rundown!
I'm listening.
AZURE VERSION is a spin-off from the original RED VERSION of the POKÉ BATTLES NETWORK!
POKÉ BATTLES?
Don't repeat the NARRATOR!
Hey, now I know what you're talking about! This is a part of the POKÉ BATTLES NETWORK! Cool!
NARRATOR will overlook FRED's statement of the obvious!
NARRATOR wants to know how FRED knows about POKÉ BATTLES, and how it took him until now to connect AZURE VERSION to it!
I was their biggest fan right until I was thrown into PRISON! AQUA VERSION was the best! That guy ERIC is my hero!
NARRATOR thinks that someone who takes ERIC, MHE as a hero deserves to be in a MENTAL HOSPITAL even more than ERIC!
Why, don't you like him?
NARRATOR prefers DOOMPUFF!
Provided it stays in its void for the rest of eternity!
NARRATOR still wants to know how FRED couldn't see AZURE VERSION as related to the POKÉ BATTLES NETWORK!
That would be thanks to banging my head after the jury found me guilty.
NARRATOR sees that as a pretty weak excuse!
That, and because you're the last person anywhere that I would choose as a NARRATOR.
FRED hurt NARRATOR's feelings!
NARRATOR is REALLY BURNING FURIOUSLY MAD!
NARRATOR is coming dangerously close to wiping FRED out of existence!
Well, it's true. In your 3rd battle, you still have no storyline, only one character, basically no battles, and I think you've been stealing some ideas from AQUA VERSION.
NARRATOR has had enough!
NARRATOR tells FRED to SHUT UP!
Was it something I said?
NARRATOR says OBVIOUSLY!
NARRATOR reckons FRED tipped off the COPYRIGHT REGULATORS about AZURE VERSION being...coincidently similar...to AQUA VERSION!
Why would I do that?
Because no one likes AZURE VERSION's NARRATOR!
Good point.
FRED isn't supposed to AGREE!
NARRATOR is seeing INFRA-RED!
Uh-oh.
NARRATOR won't let COPYRIGHT REGULATORS take AZURE VERSION!
NARRATOR would prefer the place to SELF-DESTRUCT!
But...what about me?
FRED deserves to go down with AZURE VERSION!
If you weren't just a voice, you would be confined to a MENTAL HOSPITAL, not me!
NARRATOR is beyond FURY!
NARRATOR is DESPERATE!
NARRATOR snaps under all the desperation!
NARRATOR hits the SELF-DESTRUCT button for AZURE VERSION!
BOOM!
...

Will AZURE VERSION survive this self-destruction? How about FRED? How about the NARRATOR?
Who knows?

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