Azure Version: Battles 5 and 6

Backtrack: Fred is having a feeling of déjà vu while stuck in Azure Version Prison. This time though, Tim, Weedle and Dratini are with him...and he's guilty.

Battle #5: Prison Life November 5, 2000
Setting: Azure Version Prison / Reality
Player: Fred [Record: 0-1-0] Last battle: #3, Loss v. Officer Jennifer

FRED is back behind bars!
I think I know that!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR was just making sure!
After being hit with a BATON, FRED may have been a bit disoriented!
Well, it was your fault.
Never anger the MAJESTIC NARRATOR!
FRED was hit with an invisible force!
OWWWWW!!!!!
FRED fainted!
FRED is no match for the undefeatable MAJESTIC NARRATOR!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR leaves to check on the next cell!

Player: Tim [Record: 0-1-0] Last battle: #3, Loss v. Officer Jennifer

TIM is still squirming!
Maybe TIM should take a second to see that he is no longer being dragged by OFFICER JENNIFER!
I KNOW THAT! I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Oh.
TIM will just have to wait until all PRISONERS are allowed out for a break.
When's that?
Oh...about THREE HOURS.
WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
That's what TIM gets for asking DANGEROUS QUESTIONS!
TIM is still squirming!
DEATHGUARD appeared!
DEATHGUARD is LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY at the sight of TIM!
It's not funny! Hey, what's the thing called a DEATHGUARD for?
A DEATHGUARD is the EVIL TWIN of a LIFEGUARD!
They DROWN those in trouble!
Like where?
Like in the BATHROOM.
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME?!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is having FUN!
That means TORTURING people!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is TIRED of watching this for now!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR moves on to the next cell!

Player: Weedle

WEEDLE and DRATINI are stuck together in the same cell!
...
Hello?
...
WAKE UP!
...
MAJESTIC NARRATOR remembers that WEEDLE is still FAINTED!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR curses itself for its SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS!
At least DRATINI is still WELL!
DRATINI has almost FAINTED?!
From too much SQUIRMING?!!
This is the most boring cell in the whole PRISON!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR has to find something to do before things get REALLY BORING!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR has an idea!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is leaving!

Player: Janice [Record: 1-0-0] Last battle: #3, Win v. Tree

JANICE is being PUSHED, SHOVED, etc. by OFFICER JENNIFER #2 into AZURE VERSION PRISON!
I am? Hey, how did I get here from looking for TREES to EXTERMINATE?
OFFICER JENNIFER #2 was alerted to the fact that JANICE was GUILTY of MURDERING TREES!
Then JANICE suddenly appeared in front of her!
OFFICER JENNIFER #2 thinks that was pretty lucky!
For you, maybe! Don't I get sent to COURT with a JUDGE and LAWYER?
OFFICER JENNIFER #2 has no idea what a COURT, JUDGE or LAWYER are!
What sort of DIMENSION am I in?
An EFFICIENT one, of course!
JANICE is in a PRISON CELL!
With her AXE confiscated!
WHAT?!
JANICE, once again, has missed A LOT of DETAIL whilst TALKING!
@#$%&.
JANICE is now also GUILTY of using OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE!
JANICE is DOOMED to spend at least FOUR MONTHS in PRISON!
*sigh* I'm here while murderous TREES walk free.
Does JANICE have any idea how STUPID her sentence sounded?
Why should you care?
Because BAD GRAMMAR is a PUNISHABLE OFFENCE!
JANICE's SENTENCE is increased by ONE MONTH!
*sigh* I'm here while murderous TREES walk free ONE MONTH.
JANICE is STILL MOCKING MAJESTIC NARRATOR!
JANICE will now stay in PRISON for ONE YEAR!
JANICE can't say anything smart now, can she?
...
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is pleased at last!
Unfortunately, MAJESTIC NARRATOR has to deal with STUDY for END-OF-YEAR EXAMS!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR freezes TIME in AZURE VERSION to return to the WORLD BEYOND THE INTERNET!

November 10, 2000

MAJESTIC NARRATOR continues TIME!
It's TIME that someone figures out whether BUSH or GORE is going to be U.S. PRESIDENT!
Not that it makes much difference to AZURE VERSION PRISON!
I think I know that already!
JANICE is MAD at MAJESTIC NARRATOR!
That should not be allowed to happen!
JANICE doesn't get to eat for the rest of the day!
Which is actually a very light punishment!
Except that I HAVEN'T EATEN FOR FIVE DAYS!
Exactly!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is tired of dealing with one character only!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR thinks it'll be more fun to see how TIM is going!

Player: Tim [Record: 0-1-0] Last battle: earlier...wasn't a battle

MAJESTIC NARRATOR observes that TIM still has just under THREE HOURS before he is allowed to go to the BATHROOM!
AUGGH!!!!!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR remembers that TIME didn't freeze in TIM's CELL!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is AMAZED that TIM hasn't burst yet!
That's it! I need to go and I need to go NOW! Go, me!
TIM sent out TIM!
Too bad there's nothing to fight!
Yes there is! That DEATHGUARD!
But DEATHGUARD is on the other side of the CELL DOOR!
I don't care! I'm using BODY SLAM!
TIM used BODY SLAM on CELL DOOR!
BAMM!
CELL DOOR collapsed!
CELL DOOR fainted!
TIM wins!
As long as I get to use the BATHROOM, I don't care!
DEATHGUARD wants to fight!
@#$%& DEATHGUARD. Hit me with your best shot!
DEATHGUARD sent out ROPE!
ROPE used BIND!
ROPE bound TIM!
Me, use...DESPERATION?
TIM used DESPERATION!
TIM is DESPERATELY trying to get ROPE off!
No effect!
DEATHGUARD sent out DEATHGUARD!
DEATHGUARD used DRAG!
DEATHGUARD is in DRA - STOP!
Bad line alert!
DEATHGUARD is dragging TIM to be DROWNED!
TIM may not have FAINTED, but he's a LOSER!
DEATHGUARD wins!
*sniff* I just want to go to the bathroom...

Player: Fred [Record: 0-2-0] Last battle: earlier, 'Loss' v. Majestic Narrator

FRED is finally CONSCIOUS once more!
He will never anger the MAJESTIC NARRATOR in such a way again!
Can I have my WEEDLE back?
NO!
Why not? I just want to heal it...
FRED is starting to sniffle!
FRED is trying the ASH-AND-PIKACHU tactic!
It only works with the TV SERIES, when heaps of people are sniffling as well!
But WEEDLE is so small and helpless!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR hates to admit it, but FRED is right!
WEEDLE is too shrimpy to do any harm!
The DOORS to FRED's and WEEDLE's CELLS opened!
WEEDLE enters FRED's CELL!
But WEEDLE has FAINTED!
WEEDLE is entering, carried by DRATINI!?
FRED used MAX REVIVE and MAX POTION to HEAL WEEDLE and DRATINI!??
You fell for the dumbest trick ever! Did you really think I only wanted a FAINTED WEEDLE?
MAJESTIC NARRATOR curses the END-OF-YEAR EXAMS for draining MENTAL ENERGY!
FRED, WEEDLE and DRATINI are ESCAPING!?
C'mon guys, we have to run faster!
FRED, WEEDLE and DRATINI ran!
DEATHGUARDS appeared!
How many?
Two! (Unfortunately, AZURE VERSION only got enough MONEY from ADVERTISERS to employ 3 DEATHGUARDS.)
This should be pretty easy then! Go, WEEDLE!
FRED sent out WEEDLE!
DRATINI sent out DRATINI!
Yay! WEEDLE, DRATINI, use the best attacks you've got!
WEEDLE used FURY ATTACK!
WEEDLE is FURIOUS!
WEEDLE trampled DEATHGUARD to the ground!
DEATHGUARD fainted!
Wow, that was easy.
MAJESTIC NARRATOR can't believe this!
The PRISON GUARD COMPANY never mentioned how weak the DEATHGUARDS were!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR used PHONE to call a COMPANY REP!
COMPANY REP argues that MAJESTIC NARRATOR only bought the GRADE Z DEATHGUARDS!
COMPANY REP wins!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR threw away the PHONE!
PHONE fainted!
Hey, can we just get this battle over with?
DEATHGUARD used ROPE!
ROPE used BIND!
WEEDLE was bound!
Oops. DRATINI, use SLAM!
DRATINI will use whatever it likes!
DRATINI used THUNDER WAVE!
ROPE was paralysed!
It may not attack!
WEEDLE slipped out!
That'll do. Can you deal with the DEATHGUARD, then?
DRATINI used WRAP!
DRATINI wrapped DEATHGUARD!
Into a nice PARCEL!
DEATHGUARD fainted in embarrassment!
What should I do with this now?
DRATINI just wants FRED to leave it, so they can investigate all the SCREAMS coming from the other end of AZURE VERSION PRISON!
If it's that EVIL EEVEE...
TIM, WEEDLE and DRATINI went to INVESTIGATE!
DEATHGUARD is renamed PARCEL!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR puts TIME BOMB into PARCEL!
PARCEL is ADDRESSED and SENT to the PRISON GUARD COMPANY!

Player: Janice [Record: 1-0-0] Last battle: earlier...more like a confrontation

'I wanna chop down the TREES
Kill them with ease
It only takes an AXE
Which I -' don't have.
JANICE is absolutely RIGHT!
JANICE should be CONGRATULATED!
Oh, goody.
FOOTSTEPS and SLITHERING are heard outside JANICE's CELL!
Huh?
JANICE looked through CELL DOOR WINDOW!
CELL DOOR is angry!
CELL DOOR wants to fight!
Why?
CELL DOOR doesn't like BAD BREATH!
JANICE should've been BRUSHING HER TEETH, even in PRISON!
This is even more stupid than that TREE I chopped into SAWDUST!
STARYU, STARMIE, go!
JANICE sent out STARYU and STARMIE!
CELL DOOR sent out CELL DOOR!
STARYU, STARMIE, knock that stupid DOOR over!
STARYU and STARMIE used KNOCK!
Both POKÉMON KNOCKED on the DOOR!
CELL DOOR opened!
Not what I wanted, but who cares? Run, STARYU and STARMIE!
JANICE ran out of the PRISON CELL!
STARYU and STARMIE can't run!
Give me one good reason why!
STARYU and STARMIE are STARFISH POKÉMON!
THEY CAN'T RUN!
Stupid logic! Escape, you two!
JANICE ran!
STARYU and STARMIE escaped!
JANICE got away safely!
From what?
JANICE asked a SILLY QUESTION!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR will stop being REASONABLE!
JANICE, STARYU and STARMIE are run over by THREE MOVING FIGURES!
OWWW!!! WHAT WAS THAT @#$%& FOR?!
THREE MOVING FIGURES was renamed FRED, WEEDLE, and DRATINI!
I don't care if it's the Royal Family! No one runs me over and gets away with it! STARYU, STARMIE, let's teach these guys a lesson!
JANICE wants to fight!
No one else does!
Why, are you scared?
FRED says that he's got better things to do than talk to girls!
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSULT?
Probably!
Too bad FRED, WEEDLE and DRATINI are now continuing to run away!
You guys can't run away forever! JUST WAIT 'TIL I CATCH UP!!!
JANICE, STARYU and STARMIE are chasing after FRED, WEEDLE and DRATINI!

Player: Tim [Record: 0-2-0] Last battle: earlier, Loss v. Deathguard

DEATHGUARD is dragging TIM into the BATHROOM!
TIM is going to be drowned!
I'm not sure I want to know how.
TIM doesn't want to know!
DEATHGUARD will allow TIM one final wish!
ESCAPING isn't an option!
Darn. Can you just give me a minute to use the BATHROOM?
TIM can just use it now!
IN PRIVATE!!!
DEATHGUARD gets the idea!
DEATHGUARD will face the BATHROOM DOOR and close its eyes!
DEATHGUARD is now facing the BATHROOM DOOR and closing its eyes!
Thank you for, once again, stating the obvious.
TIM should be a bit more grateful!
Unless he wants to drown NOW!
Fine, fine...
BATHROOM DOOR collapsed!
On top of DEATHGUARD!?
DEATHGUARD fainted!??
If anyone's there, don't come in 'til I'm finished!!!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR thinks this whole BATHROOM thing is starting to go over the top!
I'm done, okay?
THREE MOVING FIGURES crash into TIM!
Ooof!
THREE MOVING FIGURES are FRED, WEEDLE and DRATINI!
FRED: Where's that @#$%& EVIL EEVEE?
It's not here!
FRED: Oh. What was all the screaming about, then?
Me, needing to go to the - never mind. What do we do now?
FRED thinks they should keep running away from the psycho girl who's trying to kill him, just because he ran her over!
LOUD PSYCHO YELLING is heard!
It belongs to JANICE!
FRED: RUUUNNN!!!
We're trapped in a BATHROOM! It's not like there's anywhere left to run to!
JANICE: YOU'RE GONNA PAY!
JANICE tripped over!
JANICE fell!
So did STARYU and STARMIE!
THREE OBJECTS fell out of JANICE's POCKET!
What in the world are they?
THREE OBJECTS are renamed WATER STONES!
Not that JANICE will let anyone near them!
Too late!
Two WATER STONES rolled and bumped into DRATINI!
What? DRATINI is evolving!
I don't know if this is a good idea. Maybe I should stop it.
OAK: Press the B button to stop the evolution process.
FRED: OAK exists in AZURE VERSION! AUGGH!
I have no idea how you two know each other, but I have to stop this evolution...Wait a minute, what B button?!
It's a button with a 'B' on it, idiot!
But there isn't any!
DRATINI evolved into DRAGONDAY!
WHAT?!
DRATINI evolved into DRAGONDAY!
That's not a real POKÉMON!
Does TIM want his ally to be NON-EXISTANT?
All right, I'll shut up.
JANICE: You've wasted my WATER STONES! YOU'RE GONNA REGRET IT!
I forgot about her! I'm out of here!
No escape!
Yes there is!
TIM climbs onto DRAGONDAY!
FRED and WEEDLE wastes no time in doing the same!
JANICE wants to fight!
DRAGONI - um, DRAGONDAY, CHARGE!
DRAGONDAY used CHARGE!
DRAGONDAY charged...into JANICE and her POKÉMON!
JANICE and her POKÉMON fainted!
DRAGONDAY wins!
Good...but you charged in the wrong direction!
DRAGONDAY isn't here to be yelled at!
DRAGONDAY CHARGED through the PRISON WALL in front of it!
DRAGONDAY and its passengers are FREE!
You had to go through a CONCRETE WALL...
TIM fainted!
FRED and WEEDLE have already fainted!
DRAGONDAY's SKULL can withstand all CONCRETE!
DRAGONDAY wins!

Backtrack: An escape from a hopeless prison...you can bet that the escapees are going to face problems sooner or later.

Battle #6: You-Know-What November 12, 2000
Setting: The World of Pokémon - Azure Dimension
Player: Silkster [Record: 1-0-0] Last battle: #3, Win v. Officer Jennifer

SILKSTER and ANARCHY are preparing to enter PALLET TOWN!
SILKSTER is summoned to get back to regular AZURE VERSION!
Says who?
Says the MAJESTIC NARRATOR!
Or else SILKSTER and ANARCHY will face the same fate as FRED!
You can't kill me!
How would SILKY like to be chased by a PSYCHO TREE-HATER and smashed through a CONCRETE WALL?
That's it! No one calls me SILKY and gets away with it!
I want a battle!
Tough! There are better things to do than battle a rabbit and a cloak!
Unless SILKY wants a one-way trip to BLACK VERSION!
What's so bad about tha- oh. What's the point of going back to boring ol' AZURE VERSION though?
RESPECT AZURE VERSION OR I'LL REPROGRAM EVIL EEVEE TO FIND YOU!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR would prefer to keep AZURE WEBMASTER out of this!
Besides, SILKSTER has to find FRED and inflict him with MYXOMATOSIS!
And a few other problems if possible!
This BATTLE needs a PLOT!
I've already got a plot!
I've got more purpose here than just spreading DISEASE!
No you don't!
Do so!
Do not!
Do so!
Like what?!
Listen and learn!
SILKSTER pulls out WALKMAN!
WALKMAN is WALKING, MAN!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR likes throwing in pathetic lines!
SILKSTER pressed PLAY on the WALKMAN!
WALKMAN: 'Don't forget to change your you-know-what every single day...Don't forget to change your you-know-what every single day...Don't forget...'
WALKMAN is playing MRS KETCHUM's VOICE!
It's super freaky!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is HORRIFIED!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR needs to change its YOU-KNOW-WHAT every single day!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR ran to do so!
Hey, it worked on the MAJESTIC NARRATOR itself! That means we can forget testing it on PALLET TOWN! Operation TAKEOVER, here we come!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is back from changing!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR should be okay for the rest of the day!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR agrees ENTHUSIASTICALLY with SILKSTER!
All right! C'mon, ANARCHY, off to VIRIDIAN CITY!
ANARCHY is not here!
How can you tell?
ANARCHY has gone to change its YOU-KNOW-WHAT for today!
Darn that back-up...I told it to use EAR PLUGS.
EAR PLUGS, available from VIRIDIAN CITY CHEMIST!
Isn't that an old line?
SILKSTER had better get going!
ANARCHY wearing YOU-KNOW-WHAT may not be a pretty sight!
I get the hint.

Player: Viridian Resident [Record: none]

VIRIDIAN RESIDENT is renamed VR!
So I go from having a boring title to an abbreviated boring title?
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is wondering how VR managed to say that whole line without running out of AIR!
VR did run out of AIR!
VR collapsed and died!
Other VRs are rushing to the scene!

Player: VR2 [Record: none]

What the heck happened here?! This guy talks to himself, then just dies?
VR2 answered her own question!
What's with that annoying voice? What's more, this is getting pretty bizarre.
VR2 is renamed WHAT LADY! And if WHAT LADY asks 'What' one more time, WHAT LADY can die like VR!
This is beginning to get really scary.
WHAT LADY has the right idea!
Like all other VRs should!
SILKSTER appeared!
Nothing like a cute little rabbit to calm my nerves!
SILKSTER: Prepare to be taken over!
Huh? A talking rabbit with a WALKMAN?
SILKSTER pressed PLAY on the WALKMAN!
WALKMAN: 'Don't forget to change your you-know-what every single day...Don't forget to change your you-know-what every single day...Don't forget...'
That sounds familiar...Must change my YOU-KNOW-WHAT, must change, must change now...
WHAT LADY wanders around like a ZOMBIE!
So do all the other VRs!
This is extremely funny to watch!
SILKSTER: Yes, these pathetic anime background characters are under my spell! They will do as I command!
Need to go home...must change...
All VRs run to their homes to change!
Is this what SILKSTER had in mind?
SILKSTER: Just use your fancy powers to turn the clock forward a few days and we'll really start to get a few laughs!
ANARCHY appeared!
ANARCHY complains that SILKSTER abandoned it!
SILKSTER argues that ANARCHY took too long changing!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR really doesn't want to get into this argument!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR used CALENDER FLIP!
DATE moves forward to FRIDAY!

November 17, 2000
Player: Silkster [Record: 1-0-0] Last battle: earlier...well, hypnotised Viridian Residents.

Is it FRIDAY yet?
MAJESTIC NARRATOR isn't quite sure anymore!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR has been too busy watching days flip past!
And changing YOU-KNOW-WHAT!
You're helpful.
MAJESTIC NARRATOR wants to know whether all this cooperation was worth it or else!
RIGHT NOW!
We should see this any second now...
FIVE SECONDS past!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR couldn't catch them!
FIVE SECONDS escaped!
Nothing interesting happened!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is getting impatient!
Impatience can have dangerous results!
No, wait! WAIT!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is preparing to make SILKSTER into a HAT!
Who's gonna wear it?
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is @#$%& TIRED of putting up with INFORMAL LANGUAGE!
SILKSTER is going to be DEAD MEAT!
LITERALLY!!!
AUGGH! Heeeeelllllppppp!!!!!
VRs come out of their homes and start wandering the streets!
You've come to rescue me?
VRs: Must change YOU-KNOW-WHAT...must change again...
Oh well, close enough.
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is confuse - no it's not!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is PUZZLED!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR hurt itself in its puzzlement!
Which sounds pretty stupid when you think about it!
OW! MAJESTIC NARRATOR is in pain!
Anyway, let me get this straight. Citizens of Viridian City, why have you emerged?
VRs: Must change YOU-KNOW-WHAT...no change left in homes...must go shopping...
At last! My plan is finally getting somewhere!
See, MAJESTIC NARRATOR?
PLAN is getting SOMEWHERE!
PLAN is getting PRETTY STUPID!
Do you doubt the great SILKSTER?!
Yes!
Remember, you are dealing with an impatient MAJESTIC NARRATOR!
Ummm...guess you're entitled to your opinion, then. Just wait a -
NO MORE WAITING!
This battle is getting painfully long!
Have it your way then. Hey, VRs!
VRs are not paying any attention to the PSYCHO RABBIT of AZURE VERSION!
Do you want this battle to get somewhere or what?
VRs are now paying attention!
Good. Now, VRs, there's no point going to Viridian's shops when there's a cheaper place to get...well, YOU-KNOW-WHAT.
VRs: Tell us, O great psycho rabbit...
I'm taking that as a compliment. See over there?
SILKSTER pointed into the DISTANCE!
DISTANCE was poked!
DISTANCE wants to fight!
Huh?
DISTANCE used PERSPECTIVE WARP!
PERSPECTIVE is completely WRONG!
What in the - Okay, I'm pointing there...No, there...Where did they...Oh, they're here...Hey, hang on...
SILKSTER is starting to feel dizzy!
Cool...the world is spinning roun' and roun' and roun' and roun' and...
SILKSTER fainted!
DISTANCE wins!
DISTANCE returns to normal!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR wants VRs to know that if they keep running straight ahead, they will run into YOU-KNOW-WHAT SALESPEOPLE!
VRs: Must buy more change...must change YOU-KNOW-WHAT soon... must buy...
VRs start running towards YOU-KNOW-WHAT SALESPEOPLE!
Trampling fainted SILKSTER in the process!
RSPCA appeared!
RSPCA wants to question MAJESTIC NARRATOR about accusations of CRUELTY TO RABBITS!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR doesn't think other people trampling a psycho pest rabbit in the WORLD WITHIN THE INTERNET makes MAJESTIC NARRATOR guilty of anything!
RSPCA left in disappointment!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR left in a car!
There's nowhere to drive!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR curses before going on foot!

Player: Fred [Record: 1-3-0] Last battle: #5, Got smashed by Dragonday

FRED, WEEDLE, TIM and DRAGONDAY are wandering around AZURE VERSION!
With a horrible headache, I might add. You shouldn't have gotten DRAGONDAY mad, TIM!
TIM says it wasn't his fault!
YES IT WAS!
WEEDLE agrees with FRED!
DRAGONDAY agrees with FRED!
Majority rules!
TIM is looking NERVOUS!
TIM: AUGGH! I can see horrible ZOMBIE-LIKE PEOPLE running towards us!
Yeah, right. Take your MEDICATION, will ya?
TIM: THEY'RE COMING TO GET ME! HELP!
TIM ran like the nutcase he is!
Well, it looks like being in AZURE VERSION'S been very hard on that nut...
WEEDLE ran!
What do you think you're doing?!
WEEDLE is still running!
WEEDLE is catching up to TIM!
Hey, you're my POKéMON! Come back!
WEEDLE caught up to TIM!
WEEDLE is passing TIM!
WEEDLE is about to DISAPPEAR over the HORIZON!
If there was one!
FRED and DRAGONDAY are chasing WEEDLE!
EVERYONE caught up to each other!
And crashed!
BANG!
Owww...Where are we...
TIM is screaming that they're about to be killed by ZOMBIE-LIKE PEOPLE!
If you say that one more time...
TIM screamed that the ZOMBIE-LIKE PEOPLE are crowding around them!
Whatever...AUGGH!
FRED, WEEDLE, TIM and DRAGONDAY are not only about to faint, they are surrounded by ZOMBIE-LIKE PEOPLE!
ZOMBIE-LIKE PEOPLE are renamed VRs!
Oh, no...
It gets worse!
VRs: Give us more YOU-KNOW-WHAT...we know you sell them...hand them over...
Huh? What stupid plot is going on here?
VRs have been ordered around by MRS KETCHUM!
Meaning...Oh, @#$%&!!! You didn't...!
FRED has guessed right!
VRs think FRED and HIS FRIENDS are YOU-KNOW-WHAT SALESPEOPLE!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR wonders how!
I'm starting to wish I was dead...
Tough!
VRs will do whatever it takes to get what they want from FRED, WEEDLE, TIM and DRAGONDAY!
FRED and TIM let out screams of OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE USUALLY RESERVED FOR POLITICIANS!
For example:
AZURE WEBMASTER has had enough of this!
AW is ending the battle here!
BATTLE can't be ended! MAJESTIC NARRATOR was getting to the best part!
Besides, BATTLE can only be ended by MAJESTIC NARRATOR!
Says who?
Says me!
That's it! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!
...
...
YOU KNOW, BEFORE YOU TWO START FIGHTING, IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU COULD PUT AN END TO THIS TORTURE!
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The fanfic 'A Challenge' takes place after this battle; you can read it here.

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