Azure Version: Battles 23 and 24

Backtrack: Janice finally left the nightmare-ish child-care centre, only to find herself walking into the two things she hates above all else - trees and Tim. A confrontation seems inevitable, unless something else comes up...

Battle #23: Uninvited, Unwelcome...and Here April 28, 2001
Setting: Outside Exclamation Park
Player: Ash [Record: none]

I AM ASH, FROM THE TOWN OF PALLET!
Hold on!
Nothing in the STORYLINE says that ASH is to become a CHARACTER!
Besides, why can't ASH just say 'PALLET TOWN' like normal people?!
There is nothing wrong with saying 'I AM ASH, FROM THE TOWN OF PALLET'!
Yes there is!
NARRATOR doesn't like it!
It's just like saying 'A SLICE OF BREAD'! Do you say 'BREAD SLICE' or something?
NARRATOR thinks that's a very stupid argument!
NARRATOR doesn't know anyone that comes from A SLICE OF BREAD!
That wasn't what I meant!
ASH made the argument, so he has to live with it!
Forever!
This is just a waste of time. I don't know what's going on but I'm going to follow the BUG POKÉMON I just saw enter this park. See ya!
Isn't ASH going to wait for PIKACHU and his TRAVELLING LOSER-FRIENDS?
Don't ask me complicated questions now! I have to keep up with that POKÉMON!
ASH left!
NARRATOR wants to know where this STORYLINE - or lack thereof - is going!
*sigh*

Setting: Exclamation Park
Player: Fred [Record: 3-6-0] Last seen: #21, Hit by Loose Tree Branch

...
FRED is still unconscious?
WHY CAN'T CHARACTERS JUST RECOVER BY THEMSELVES?!
*sigh* MAX REVIVE was used on FRED!
FRED regained consciousness!
Mmpph!!!
Isn't FRED able to talk yet?
MMPPH!!!
It's not NARRATOR's problem! FRED will just have to get used to the fact that no-one can understand him!
Is that such a difficult thing?
*gasp* STOP PRETENDING YOU CAN'T SEE WHAT HAPPENED!
So...what did happen?
YOU DROPPED A TREE BRANCH ON ME AND BURIED ME ALIVE IN ROTTING LEAVES!
Oh yeah, NARRATOR overlooked those small details.
That would explain why FRED smells like a compost heap?
...
TIM: What a horrible nightmare...there was some really ugly teacher around here or something...Hey FRED, where've you been to make you smell like a compost heap?
RIGHT HERE!
TIM shook his head!
TIM: You expect me to believe that? I might smell like decomposing LEAF matter, but you - you've definitely been in someone's garden.
I never knew I associated with an expert on rotting matter...I should've though...
DRAGONDAY and WEEDLE appeared!
What took you guys so long?
DRAGONDAY and WEEDLE were ~~kicked out of BATTLE 20 by NARRATOR~~!
More LIVE EDITING? How'm I supposed to know what happened?
What does it matter?
NARRATOR got bored and hit the 'FAST FORWARD' BUTTON during PLOT ORGANISATION!
GuvfCREFBAtbgguvfFBZRBARRYFRtbggungJr'ernyyuncclABJJUNG!
Who's BARRY?
NARRATOR hit the 'PLAY' BUTTON again!
METAPOD, use - is HARDEN the only move you know?
STUPID FAST-FORWARDING!
NARRATOR hit the 'REWIND' BUTTON!
NARRATOR hit the 'PLAY' BUTTON again!
That's the POKÉMON accounted for...DRAGONDAY, can you get these TREE BRANCHES off our backs?
TREE BRANCHES were picked up by DRAGONDAY!
DRAGONDAY doesn't know what to do with them!
TIM: Just throw 'em somewhere away from us!
DRAGONDAY can't be bothered and dropped them next to it!
NARRATOR's FINGER is hovering over the 'FAST FORWARD' BUTTON...
ASH appeared again?
>_<

Player: Ash [Record: 0-0-0] Last seen: Just then!

I AM ASH, FROM ~~THE TOWN OF PALLET~~ A SLICE OF BREAD!
FRED: I'm sure there's a pun in that somewhere - What the - !
TIM: Y'know, you're the first person I've met that's come from A SLICE OF BREAD.
FRED: TIM, just shut up and let me ask WHAT POSSESSED THE NARRATOR TO ALLOW THE LOSER TO EXIST IN THIS WORLD!
Look, I'm not here to speak with mad people. I'm just looking for a BUG POKÉMON I saw escape in here -
ASH spotted WEEDLE!
What's that?
ASH activated MS POKÉDEX!
MS POKÉDEX: ASH - A PATHETIC LOSER-TYPE TRAINER. SAID TO BE FOUND ONLY IN A SLICE OF BREAD...
HEY!
Well, ASH should learn how to hold the POKÉDEX the right way, otherwise NARRATOR can not be held responsible for any action she decides to take!
Anyway, ASH has seen a WEEDLE before!
NO I HAVEN'T!
Why should NARRATOR believe that from a person who saw a GROWLITHE at least twice and said 'What's that?' two times?
I don't understand long sentences! Stop distracting me and let me go after this WEEDLE!
PIKACHU, I choose you!
SPACE: 'You've contacted the SPACE reserved for PIKACHU. PIKACHU is unavailable for BATTLE at the moment, possibly because of ASH's incompetence and his inability to wait for PIKACHU when it can not keep up with him.'
I hate these ANSWERING MACHINES...
PIKACHU! WHERE ARE YOU?
***NARRATOR FLASHBACK***
ECHOES of 'PIKACHU! WHERE ARE YOU?' are heard!
CHANTS of 'PIKACHU!' are also heard!
From LOTS OF CHILDREN in a SHOPPING CENTRE!
GIANT, FAT STUFFED PIKACHU appeared!
GIANT, FAT STUFFED PIKACHU used SHUFFLE UP STAIRS TO WOODEN STAGE!
The move failed!
GIANT, FAT STUFFED PIKACHU fell over!
And rolled away through the SHOPPING CENTRE!
LOTS OF CHILDREN chased after it!
Screams of terror are heard from INNOCENT SHOPPERS!
EVER-SMILING POKÉMON POKÉTOUR HOST stopped smiling!
~~NARRATOR is laughing HYSTERICALLY!~~
***/NARRATOR FLASHBACK***
O_O; What was that about?
FRED: METAPOD, use - is HARDEN the only move you know?
TIM: PINSIR, try VICEGRIP!
PINSIR used VICEGRIP!
ASH was gripped!
AUGGH!
You used that FLASHBACK to distract me!
Actually, NARRATOR used that FLASHBACK to avoid having to say '[Blah blah] wants to fight!' etc.!
But NARRATOR isn't complaining about its consequences for ASH!
Stop using long sentences!
FRED: I GIVE UP ON THIS!
There's no way you can swim in this LEAFY STEW!
Is that what FRED thinks of it?
NARRATOR likes the sound of that!
'Decomposing LEAF matter' was renamed LEAFY STEW!
TIM: Can we get back to what's going on?
Okay...PINSIR doesn't like the look of ASH!
PINSIR let go of ASH in its disgust!
OWWW!!!
Hey, now I know what's going on!
'ASH KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON' HEADLINES begin appearing in the MEDIA worldwide!
Cool...But I figured it out! A WEEDLE...a METAPOD and PINSIR...you're the SAMURAI, and I'm really back in VIRIDIAN FOREST!
You're trying to take away all my opportunities to capture a WEEDLE! YOU COLD, THOUGHTLESS WEIRDO!
o_O; 'FALSE ALARM' HEADLINES begin appearing in the MEDIA worldwide.
FRED: It happens to be my WEEDLE!
Since when, SAMURAI?
FRED: Do I look like a SAMURAI to you?
If you want me to be exact, you look like a SAMURAI who's been through a few compost heaps.
FRED: ...
TIM: C'mon PINSIR, use FOCUS ENERGY!
PINSIR used FOCUS ENERGY!
PINSIR ran out of ENERGY while trying to FOCUS!
PINSIR fainted! Use next Pokémon?
TIM: PINSIR, return!
Um...DRAGONDAY, I need your help here!
DRAGONDAY is no longer here!
For that matter, neither is WEEDLE!
WHAT?!
FRED: They've got the right idea...
TIM: Where'd they go?
While leaving, DRAGONDAY and WEEDLE said something along the lines of not wanting to stoop as low as to have anything to do with the Loser known as ASH?
WHEN I SAY NO MORE LONG SENTENCES, I MEAN IT!
ASH began to sink into the LEAFY STEW!
YOU'RE RUINING MY BADGES!
GUST of WIND knocked ASH's CAP off!
ASH's CAP disappeared into the LEAFY STEW!
...*sniff*
ASH should've known that NARRATOR's patience was running out since he first came into existence!
...
FRED: Someone please fish me out of here...I'm not sharing the same LEAFY STEW with this ASH kid!
TIM: Actually, sitting around in LEAFY STEW isn't all that bad...If this stuff's therapeutic, we could make a BUSINESS out of this!
Wouldn't you have to clear the PARASITES out though?
TIM: There won't be any if we make sure they pay.
That wasn't exactly what NARRATOR meant...
IT'S YOUR FAULT I MISSED ANOTHER CHANCE TO CAPTURE A WEEDLE! JUST WAIT 'TIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!
FRED: The idea of getting ASH GERMS is just too horrifying to contemplate...LET'S MAKE A RUN FOR IT!
FRED jumped and ran surprisingly fast for someone stuck in LEAFY STEW!
TIM: Come to think of it, would anyone want to come into contact with the same LEAFY STEW as ASH from THE SLICE OF BREAD?
TIM would probably have to decontaminate it.
TIM: Are you kidding? I can't afford that! I may as well just go and follow the rest of my allies! WAIT A SEC; DON'T JUST LEAVE ME HERE!
TIM also moves surprisingly fast for someone in LEAFY STEW!
*sniff* You can't leave before I find my CAP!
Give NARRATOR one good reason why not!
VOICE: MMPPH!
Hmm?
VOICE: MMPPH!!!
Ah...
JANICE appeared!
JANICE: ...Ooohhh...That underwater hallucination could've killed me...Man, these BRANCHES hurt...
So JANICE was under the place where DRAGONDAY earlier dropped the BRANCHES?
Now, what are the chances of that being purely coincidental?
JANICE: Don't ask me to do any calculations while my head's spinning...
Hey whoever-you-are, can you help me look for my CAP in this LEAFY STEW?
JANICE: LEAFY STEW? LEAVES...BRANCHES...THESE TREES HAVE TRIED TO MURDER ME!
I TOLD YOU THAT TREES ARE A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY!
...If you think that's the threat to democracy, go ahead!
JANICE: Hurry up and get out of here, everyone! We have to destroy these evil creatures!
JANICE jumped out of LEAFY STEW and ran to the edge of the PARK!
I don't know what you're on, but I'm not leaving until I find my CAP!
JANICE: Just get yourself another CAP, you stupid kid! GET OUT NOW!
You're just heartless - my CAP'S the only one that's been with me from the very beginning!
JANICE: This can't possibly be normal... AHA! YOU'RE USING A CAP TO TRY TO DISGUISE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A TREE SYMPATHISER!
WELL, NO-ONE CAN FOOL ME!
I know people say that I'm not quite a genius, but there must be something wrong with this person.
JANICE: AS YOU WISH TO STAY, YOU CAN DIE WITH YOUR PRECIOUS TREES!
JANICE took a MATCHBOX out of her POCKET!
JANICE pulled out MATCH!
JANICE: Let's see...MATCH, use LIGHT!
MATCH used LIGHT!
MATCH lit itself!
JANICE: OW!
JANICE threw lit MATCH into LEAFY STEW!
JANICE: I forgot how quickly these MATCHES burn up.
Will JANICE be sick enough to watch the upcoming scene?
JANICE: I've gotta make sure this works!

Is the LEAFY STEW flammable? Will the entire PARK and this VERSION's newest CHARACTER go up in flames and smoke?
To be continued -

JANICE: I swear that if you end the BATTLE like that, I'm gonna leak to the MEDIA your POLITICAL -
The MEDIA? Um...that doesn't sound good...
NARRATOR used RANDOM RESULT - say 'STOP'!
After it starts!
Darn it.
Is the LEAFY STEW flammable?
YNYNYNYNYNYNYNYNYYNYNYNYNYNYYNNYNYN
STOP!
Phew, it's finished on 'N'.
Hmm, 18 'Y's and 17 'N's.
LEAFY STEW was set alight!
AUGGH!!!
JANICE: YAAAY!!!
Listen - if anything outside the PARK gets burnt, you are in big trouble!
Okay.
ASH caught ON FIRE!
And ASH didn't even have to battle it!
EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
ASH - managed to jump through the flaming LEAFY STEW and run through the CITY screaming?
!
RAIN CLOUDS gathered above NONDESCRIPT CITY!
RAIN CLOUDS used POUR!
RAIN CLOUDS poured BUCKETS of RAINWATER onto the CITY!
JANICE: Ohhh nooo, this LEAFY STEW'S heading in my direction!
I think this might be a good time to retreat.
Why, is JANICE scared?
JANICE: I...just think I'd better not give up my LIFE until I deal with a few more situations!
JANICE started running!
JANICE fell over!
JANICE: STUPID @#$%& THING!
NARRATOR admits that RAIN CLOUDS aren't too good at gripping onto BUCKETS.
Isn't the LEAFY STEW gaining on JANICE?
JANICE: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
JANICE ran away!
What a pointless BATTLE this turned out to be...
VELVET appeared?
Can't VELVET tell when NARRATOR is ending a BATTLE to put everyone and everything out of their present misery?!
VELVET: I wouldn't complain about pointless BATTLES when that's all you've been doing for countless weeks.
...Is VELVET enjoying getting completely soaked?
VELVET: I'm here now since you wouldn't pay attention to me earlier.
If you want to know, I contacted that ASH kid solely to mess with what little STORYLINE you have.
SILKSTER would be happy with this...That's all I have to say. Until next time...
...
...
...
RAIN CLOUDS evaporated!
RAIN led to a massive increase in the MOSQUITO population!
MYXOMATOSIS-infected MOSQUITOES appeared!
VELVET is identified as the only source of NUTRIENTS in the whole area!
VELVET: LikeIwassaying, that'sallIhavetosayuntilnexttime!
...
And that's all NARRATOR has to say.

Backtrack: All the main characters are running through different areas of Azure Version, and are probably still doing so. There's been a matter of higher priority for the Webmistress to deal with, in reality...

Battle #24: Take Your Pick - School or Version May 11, 2001
Setting: Lil's Desk - Reality
Player: Lil

I swear there's a dead moth in this keyboard somewhere...
What is LIL doing?
Trying to rid this desk of invading insects - what were you expecting?
NARRATOR thought a WEBMISTRESS is supposed to maintain her WEBSITE!
I know - just give me a minute to think of an excuse not to update.
LIL is just slack!
If you want to be helpful, stop insulting your employer and kill off writer's block!
POLLY IS EMPLOYED BY THE PEOPLE OF HER COUNTRY!
...What?
Uh...that was just a pointless outburst. Ignore it.
Now will you kill off writer's block?
But how's NARRATOR s'posed to do th -
Keep your voice down. I think my sister's coming -
SISTER appeared?
Is she the one that says you're weirder than -
SISTER: Phone call for you!
I bet I know what it's about... >_<
Tell them I'm not here!
SISTER: Lil says to tell you that she's not here...Yeah...Okay.
Just take the phone!
CORDLESS PHONE was thrown!
Congratulations! LIL caught CORDLESS PHONE!
I wish I hadn't...
Do you want to give a nickname to CORDLESS PHONE?
How about CANCERISKFACTOR?
CORDLESS PHONE was renamed CRF!
That'll do, I guess.
VOICE from CRF: Stop pretending you're not there, Lil. I can hear you and your so-called radio perfectly clearly.
*sigh* Here comes the Peer Lecture.
Hi, Myra*! I thought you'd be calling!
MYRA: There's no need to sound so cheerful, Lil. You know why I'm calling.
No I don't.
MYRA: Yes you do.
No I don't.
MYRA: I'm starting to wonder why I called you in the first place.
I've been wondering that from the beginning.
MYRA: The teacher's behind me - Will you just listen for one minute?!
...
MYRA: Pleeeaaase change your mind at the last minute and join the team!
You mean LIL has SKILLS?! o_O;
Shut up.
I've told you that I can't even if I wanted to. And I don't want to!
MYRA: Stop being so stubborn - you're just lazing around talking to your radio, while we need another team member! Now!
Can't you go and annoy someone else?
MYRA: So you're just going to let all your friends - and your school - down?
Yep!
MYRA: So you're going to leave your talent to rot in neglect?
Why not?
MYRA: So you're going to be a worthless nothing your whole life?
Of course!
MYRA: >_<
Can you say that a bit more clearly? I didn't quite hear what you just said.
MYRA: WHAT MAKES YOU SO BUSY ON THIS PARTICULAR WEEKNIGHT ANYWAY?!
If you want to know the truth, I have a website to update -
MYRA: ...Did you just say a website?
Yes!
MYRA: ...
STOP WASTING YOUR LIFE AND GET HERE NOW!
I've heard you scream this before, so here's my answer - IF I WANT TO WASTE MY LIFE, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO STOP ME!
MYRA: Don't make me turn this into a friendship matter.
Don't make me turn this into a POKÉ BATTLE!
MYRA: You watch what you say or - What's a poke-a-battle?!
Maybe something can come out of this idea.
Myra, I challenge you to a Pokémon battle!
MYRA: I said - Pokamon? You have an interest in pokamon?
THAT IS EVIL!!!
AND IT'S A BAD INFLUENCE ON INNOCENT YOUNG CHILDREN!!!
Don't worry Lil, I'll help stabilise your mental state and apply your talent so that it may reach its potential! Just wait while I hand this phone call over to someone you can talk to...
NARRATOR isn't sure that MYRA has initiated a POKÉMON BATTLE...
I'M A WEBMISTRESS, AND I SAY SHE HAS!!!
Okay then...
MYRA wants to fight!
MYRA 'sent out' BACKUP PLAYER!
BACKUP PLAYER: Hello...Lil, did you say? All right Lil, this is the SCHOOL CAPTAIN...are you there?
BACKUP PLAYER was renamed SCHOOL CAPTAIN!
I can't believe MYRA has gone this far when there are hundreds of other people she could tell off...
Me, use SLAM!
LIL used SLAM!
CRF was slammed into the DESK repeatedly!
SCHOOL CAPTAIN: Ow!...Ow!...Ow!...This line is awful...Ow!...This is really starting to hurt my ears!
I wonder if I've managed to break this yet...
Hello? Can anyone hear me?
Of course NARRATOR can!
I meant on the other end of the line!
SCHOOL CAPTAIN used REQUEST!
SCHOOL CAPTAIN: Lil, I refuse to let any student from 'my' school let their talents go to waste, especially when the entire school community can benefit. Thus, this is a request from the entire school to join with your fellow students and CRUSH THE TEAMS FROM EVERY SCHOOL IN THIS STATE!
LIL used REQUEST REPLY!
I don't like the idea of hurting people, actually - I'll have to turn down your request.
*ROTFL*
SCHOOL CAPTAIN used - BRIBE?
SCHOOL CAPTAIN: I can pull a few strings for you and get you a SCHOOL LEADER position for next year, if you like. Pick one and I'll do the rest -
No th - Huh? What happened there?
BACKUP PLAYER2 was sent out!
BACKUP PLAYER2: Lil, this is the EXTRA-CURRICULAR COORDINATOR. Now what could be better than proving your team and your school are superior to countless other teams in talent, skill, and teamwork?
BACKUP PLAYER2 was renamed COORDINATOR!
LIL used CONFUSION!
I'd rather just be a POKÉMON MASTER.
COORDINATOR is confused!
COORDINATOR: Pokeemon...master?
COORDINATOR fled in its confusion!
BACKUP PLAYER3 was sent out!
BACKUP PLAYER3: This is the SCHOOL COUNSELLOR...I'm told you're having a few problems.
Yes...people keep harassing me.
BACKUP PLAYER3 was renamed COUNSELLOR!
COUNSELLOR used DIALOGUE PROMPT!
COUNSELLOR: Go on.
LIL used DIALOGUE CONTINUATION!
Over the phone.
COUNSELLOR: What sort of people?
People who try to tell me what's best for me, when it's actually what's best for them.
NARRATOR hopes this actually gets somewhere!
COUNSELLOR: Would you like to be a little more specific?
People like you.
COUNSELLOR: ?
I'M GONNA BE A POKÉMON MASTER, AND THRASH EVERY TRAINER THAT STANDS IN MY WAY!
There. That should freak out the COUNSELLOR.
COUNSELLOR: Pokaymon Master? I'd advise you seek professional help. Just give us a moment to organise a PSYCHIATRIST who does HOUSE CALLS -
...
Maybe LIL will finally get the help she so desperately needs.
How would like a psychopathic WEBMISTRESS to shove every roll of RED TAPE in existence into your overworked vocal cords?!
...If LIL'S trying to be creative with her threats, it isn't working!
NARRATOR used to get that threat about three times a WEEK!
...
MYRA: Oh, you're back? I just wanna say that the COUNSELLOR'S on her way out. She and a PSYCHIATRIST will help you see the uselessness of PERSONAL WEBSITES, the evil nature of POKAMON, and the joy, glory and fulfilment you feel from coming and being part of a team!
I can't believe that people can't see that saying 'NO' for almost a year means 'NO'!
MY PARENTS DON'T MIND THAT I'M NOT ON THE TEAM AND HAVE A WEBSITE!
THEY DON'T EVEN MIND POKÉMON!
SO WHY SHOULD ONE OF MY 'CLASSMATES' CARE?!
LIL is sort of...twisting the truth in what she just said.
So? She doesn't need to know every single DETAIL!
MYRA: Personally, I think you've got weird PARENTS. But I'd better hang up and let the COUNSELLOR handle the rest when she gets to your place. 'Bye!
Excuse me while I go and knock myself out on my KEYBOARD - I mean, look for that silly MOTH...
NARRATOR suddenly feels like intervening and freaking some people out!
NARRATOR used SETTING TRANSFER on VARIOUS ITEMS!

Setting: School Office - Reality
Player: Myra [Record: none]

MYRA appeared!
COUNSELLOR, COORDINATOR, SCHOOL CAPTAIN, TEAM MEMBER ETC. conveniently stand still, blending in with the SETTING BACKGROUND!
Lil had better get here in time for the start of this round...she'd better move fast, 'cause I'm going to kill her if we have to forfeit.
Meanwhile, poisonous SOLDIER ANTS are crawling into the crack in MYRA's SCHOOL SHOES.
You're the shouting voice who says strange stuff, aren't you? So-called radio or whatever, there's nothing you can do to stop the inevitable - Lil needs to be shown what will benefit her most.
NARRATOR - not 'so-called radio' - isn't about to let anyone drag the AZURE WEBMISTRESS away from her WEBSITE!
Stop talking like that - it's little wonder Lil's become increasingly worrying over the last several months.
MEMBER #2: Myra?
Keep quiet, I've got an upcoming victory to hype myself up about.
MEMBER #2: But I'm starting to wonder why we're bothering with Lil - We might be better off with someone with more sanity.
*sigh* It's a good thing you're the only one of us who's weak. Look at it this way:
We can't give in to Lil! We just need one more person to join the team, and I can't wait 'til that little weirdo twit finally gives in. She always does!
MYRA is ROTFL!
Poisonous SOLDIER ANTS scramble around!
MEMBER #2: Now I'm stuck in a team with two insane people, and the opposing school's snickering at us. If the adjudicator's around here, I'm hiding in the hidden tunnel that's such a well-kept secret that I don't even know what I'm talking about.
Ow, these stings kill -
Would MYRA like some FIRST AID?
Duhhh.
NARRATOR will pretend she got a more grateful response!
NARRATOR brought in CHOIR!
Which is an abbreviation of GIANT ELECTRONIC POKÉMON FIGURE-THINGIES!
NOOO!!! I CAN'T BEAR TO FACE THIS EVIL, VIOLENT, COMMERCIALISED PRODUCT OF SELF-INTEREST INFLUENCED BY THE PROFIT MOTIVE!
Funnily enough, Myra is over 50% right!
NARRATOR shrugs and used SIMULTANEOUS BUTTON PRESS!
CHOIR: 'Pikachu!'
STOP THIS HORRIFIC BUZZING AND SCREECHING!!!
CHOIR: 'I choose you
Because you are my brother'
The yellow rabbit-thing is the brother of a singer? O_O;;
THIS IS WORSE THAN BEING COVERED IN ATTACKING ANTS!
MYRA wanted FIRST AID for the stinging, didn't she?
PLEASE SHORT-CIRCUIT THESE PROGRAMMED BRAINWASHERS!
CHOIR: 'So we can blow you up
If you will dare to try-y-y'
Very good for 'PROGRAMMED' FIGURE-THINGIES. Doesn't MYRA think so?
I think - I'll risk electrocution!
MYRA started swinging SCHOOL BAG around?
HAHAHA!!! DIE!!!
CHOIR was knocked over!
Poisonous SOLDIER ANTS were squashed, dying a noble but futile death!
MYRA is still swinging the SCHOOL BAG around!
Or rather, the SCHOOL BAG is swinging MYRA around!
Whoa...WHOA...HAHA...WHOA...
The SCHOOL BAG let go of MYRA!
MYRA is being propelled through the SCHOOL OFFICE!
Flying competition? I win automatically since I'm the only contestant!
MYRA collided with OFFICE DOOR!
MYRA was disqualified!
Darn...I should've won! Stupid judges; always against me...
The poison must be affecting MYRA's brain now...
NARRATOR propped GIANT ELECTRONIC MEOWTH up against a WALL!
I demand to complain to the competition organiser!
NARRATOR is tempted to kick MYRA out of REALITY itself!
Then again, AZURE VERSION has enough losers in it as it is.
GIANT ELECTRONIC MEOWTH used I CAN REALLY TALK!
E-MEOWTH: MEEEOOOWWWTH! That's right!
Brainwashing...must...resist...
E-MEOWTH: Remember, I'm the top cat! MEEEOOOWWWTH!
I shall die before giving my mind over to this creature!
NARRATOR doubts anyone would want it!
E-MEOWTH: MEEEOOOWWWTH! That's right!
E-MEOWTH has said that already >: |
E-MEOWTH: Don't be scared of MEOWTH! MEEEOOOWWWTH!
SPAAARE MEEE...
MYRA fainted!
MYRA lasted far too long for someone who doesn't understand or like POKÉMON. At least now E-MEOWTH can shut up.
E-MEOWTH: MEEEOOOWWWTH!
Don't tell NARRATOR the BUTTON'S jammed.
E-MEOWTH: That's right! MEEEOOOWWWTH!
*sigh* NARRATOR will just have to wait...
'OPPOSING SCHOOL quietly left after watching MYRA ROTFL, with o_O looks on their faces...MEMBER #2 forfeited on behalf of the team then disappeared...COUNSELLOR is suffering a nervous breakdown triggered by the CHOIR...COORDINATOR and SCHOOL CAPTAIN left, yelling at each other about if and how to rig a rigged LEADER Selection System...etc., etc...'
Does NARRATOR still have to talk over E-MEOWTH?
E-MEOWTH: 'Initial payment is received for purchase of this amazing POKÉMON merchandise, with a guarantee of successful operation. Subsequent payments are for unique and individual codes to cease operation of this amazing POKÉMON merchandise. Payment in subsequent cases may only be made via a POKÉMON CREDIT CARD - due to unforeseen legal complications, its usage is currently illegal and may result in 10 years' imprisonment. Until further notice: MEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWTH!'
NARRATOR used SHORT-CIRCUIT on E-MEOWTH!
E-MEOWTH exploded!
CHAIN REACTION came into effect!
All other GIANT ELECTRONIC POKÉMON FIGURE-THINGIES exploded!
SCHOOL OFFICE imploded!
NARRATOR hopes the hired SCHOOL CLEANERS are truly professional and leaves quickly!

Note: Name/s have been changed, to protect me from being sued for defamation etc... However, if you think I based these characters on you, the chances of that being true are 1 in +6 billion. If you meet the above criteria (or happen to have a character named after you) and have visited this site , there is no chance of that being true. (Besides, why would you sue a broke school student who needs professional help? : )

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