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So Fred managed to escape. I deliberately let him, you know. The longer
he's around, the more stuff I can think of to make his life a misery!
Battle #3: Using Proper English
October 28, 2000
Setting:
Azure Version
Player: Janice
[Record: none]
JANICE is walking aimlessly!
Well, duh.
MAJESTIC NARRATOR thinks 'duh' is an example of BAD ENGLISH!
It believes that Janice has never passed ENGLISH in her entire life!
Janice ought to start learning now!
Whadya say, ya lou'mouth?
JANICE should not only say something INTERESTING, she should say it
PROPERLY!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR doesn't know why she's here anyway!
If ayt's so amportan' ta ya, Ay've ben sep'rated from ma Greenies group
on a way ta a protes' agenst 'Cruelte ta TREEZ'.
MAJESTIC NARRATOR needs something to translate JANICE's HORRIFICALLY
BAD ENGLISH!
It's starting to suspect that JANICE is being STUPID to DELIBERATELY
get the MAJESTIC NARRATOR MAD!
She should know that doing so is a very DANGEROUS action to take!
Fine, I'll cut out the stupid accent if it means you'll shut up your
loud voice.
Too late! JANICE has ANGERED the MAJESTIC NARRATOR with her ATTITUDE!
She will PAY!
JANICE paid MAJESTIC NARRATOR!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR refuses PAYMENT in such a way!
Why not?!
JANICE has tried to pay in $!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR will only take ¥!!
Fine, be unreasonable. But why won't you just take $? One ¥ is not
worth nearly as much as an $A or a $US!
Because MAJESTIC NARRATOR is doing this DELIBERATELY to get JANICE MAD!
NOW how does JANICE like it?
You're being stupid.
No more stupid than JANICE!
Besides, MAJESTIC NARRATOR can do what it likes!
For instance, MAJESTIC NARRATOR has the power to turn JANICE from a
GREENIE to a TREE-HATER!
Oh yeah? This should be another anti-climax to the MAJESTIC NARRATOR's
name.
TREE appeared!
Ooh, a TREE at last in this bleak, environmentally-terrible world! Come
on TREE, let me give you a HUG!
JANICE hugged the TREE!
TREE is disgusted by all this hugging!
TREE has better things to do!
TREE wants to fight!
What?!
TREE wants to fight!
What part of that does JANICE not understand?
Well, 'wants' and 'fight'. TREES don't have any intelligence and can't
move by themselves. They're stupid and defenceless, that's why I try to
protect them.
MAJESTIC NARRATOR isn't sure whether the word should be spelt
'defense' or 'defence', but will let it pass this time!
TREE is greatly ENRAGED and INSULTED that GREENIES are so STUPID!
TREE sent out LEAF!
Oh, I'm scared.
JANICE shouldn't get SARCASTIC yet!
LEAF used SLICE!
JANICE's HAND was SLICED!
@#$%& STUPID TREE! YOU'RE GONNA PAY BIG-TIME! Go, STARMIE!
JANICE is a POKÉMON TRAINER?!
JANICE ought to be against capturing POKÉMON and training them to
FIGHT!
I don't care about your fancy lecturing and knowledge!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR was just checking.
JANICE sent out STARMIE!
STARMIE, use your TACKLE attack on that LEAF!
STARMIE used TACKLE!
STARMIE missed LEAF!
LEAF used SLICE!
One of STARMIE's appendages was sliced off!
If that's how it's spelt!
STARMIE, use GROWTH!
STARMIE used GROWTH!
STARMIE grew as big as TREE!
STARMIE is still missing an ARM!
STARMIE is supposed to regrow the ARM! The POKÉDEX says so!
Why would JANICE be STUPID enough to believe what the POKÉDEX says!
If JANICE checks the POKÉDEX carefully, she will see that it is a
useless program made by NINTENDO and GAME FREAK to give POKÉMON
TRAINERS a false feeling of KNOWING ALL!
Darn.
LEAF used SLICE!
Another of STARMIE's arms was SLICED off!
AUGGH!!! I'm gonna kill you and your LEAF, you @#$%& TREE!
TREE withdrew LEAF!
TREE sent out TREE!
TREE used WRAP!
TREE BRANCH grabbed STARMIE and is WRAPPING it!
How did I miss a turn?!
JANICE wastes too much time talking!
TREE is CRUSHING STARMIE with WRAP!
I've had enough of evil plant life! Go, STARYU!
JANICE sent out STARYU!
TREE used WRAP!
Another BRANCH grabbed STARYU and is WRAPPING it!
I am coming very close to snapping now.
JANICE snapped!
JANICE's EYES are glowing RED!
JANICE sent out AXE!
JANICE is HACKING into the TREE with AXE!
AXE is BLUNT!
JANICE doesn't care!
TREE BRANCH holding STARMIE is chopped off!
TREE BRANCH holding STARYU is chopped off!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is getting SCARED!
TREE is chopped until only SAWDUST is left in the area!
JANICE finally calms down!
JANICE withdraws AXE!
Hey, STARMIE, STARYU, are you okay?
STARMIE and STARYU can not answer for two reasons!
One, neither can TALK!
Two, both have fainted!
They have fainted for two reasons!
One-
SHUT UP OR FACE THE AXE!
Yes, Miss JANICE.
MAJESTIC NARRATOR realises that it is LOSING CONTROL!
That is an unthinkable prospect!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR must maintain TOTAL CONTROL!
Tough. I have to go on a mission to destroy all TREES in this
dimension. So don't get involved!
JANICE is leaving!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is too SCARE...RESPECTFUL...of JANICE to stop her!
At least MAJESTIC NARRATOR can rest easy in the knowledge that it has
managed to turn a GREENIE into a TREE-HATER!
Player: Silkster
[Record: 0-0-0] Last battle: #2, Fainted by Majestic Narrator
SILKSTER is recovering from being FAINTED!
What a stupid way to enter AZURE VERSION. I get everyone laughing at
me, then I have to FAINT so MAJESTIC NARRATOR can get its BEAUTY SLEEP.
SILKSTER should be careful how it speaks about MAJESTIC NARRATOR!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is only on SILKSTER's side because SILKSTER also
wants to destroy FRED!
Then can I get a better name? This is embarrassing!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is thinking!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR won't change SILKSTER's name!
Why not?
The name SILKSTER throws potential victims OFF-GUARD!
But I want to freak people out from the moment they hear my name!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR wants to save that for...never mind.
What?
SILKSTER isn't allowed to know!
So don't pester the MAJESTIC NARRATOR!
SILKSTER needs to get back to ANARCHY!
Oops, I knew I forgot something. How are you feelin', ANARCHY?
ANARCHY is feeling great!
ANARCHY adds that SILKSTER is talking to the SCENERY!
ANARCHY is BEHIND him!
Well, that's what you get for being a black cloaked figure.
ANARCHY demands to know whether what SILKSTER says is supposed to be
insulting!
Why would I insult you?
ANARCHY wouldn't know! SILKSTER would!
This talk is getting us nowhere.
Especially since the only way ANARCHY can communicate is through
MIMING!
Let's get back to what we do best: destruction.
ANARCHY agrees!
Will you two stop interrupting the great SILKSTER?
ANARCHY wants to know who 'you two' are!
I mean ANARCHY and the MAJESTIC NARRATOR!
ANARCHY is SILENTLY SULKING!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is LOUDLY SULKING!
REALLY LOUDLY SULKING!
Just let me talk!
NO!
SILKSTER isn't allowed to order the MAJESTIC NARRATOR around!
What's more, SILKSTER would've been better off to use 'you both', not
'you two'!
IT'S THE SAME THING!
Is not!
'You both' sounds better!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR wants to argue!
Well, so do I.
SILKSTER also wants to argue!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR and SILKSTER agree they want to argue!
The agreement cancels out the argument!
Argument ceases to exist before it even began!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is confused!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR hurt...OW!...itsel...OW!...in
its...OW!...confu...OW!!! OW!!! OW!!!
While the MAJESTIC NARRATOR is confused, I may as well get things
organised. We are going to find FRED, TIM and the WEEDLE, then wipe
FRED off the face of AZURE VERSION. After that, we'll carry out our
major plan...
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is confused no more!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR demands to know what SILKSTER and ANARCHY are
planning behind its back!
If it had one.
None of your business, blabbermouth of the POKÉ BATTLES UNIVERSE.
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is no such thing!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR reminds SILKSTER that it has the power to wipe
SILKSTER and ANARCHY off the face of AZURE VERSION!
All right, we promise that we will carry out no plan that you don't
know about, whatever it may be.
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is MAD!
SILKSTER is CROSSING ITS FINGERS behind its BACK!
But I don't have FINGERS!
That is a detail to be overlooked!
SILKSTER and ANARCHY shall be punished for LYING, and pronouncing
'whatever' incorrectly!
THIS IS STUPID!
It is not!
'Whatever' should not be pronounced 'wotever' for any reason!
What's your other job: an editor, proof-reader or an English teacher?
None of SILKSTER's business!
SILKSTER and ANARCHY will now be arrested by the AZURE VERSION POLICE
UNIT!
There's none in existence! You're thinking too far ahead!
SILKSTER is stupid to think that!
But - SILKSTER is RIGHT?!
SILKSTER and ANARCHY have escaped?!!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR curses VERY LOUDLY!
No effect!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR sets out to create AZURE VERSION's POLICE UNIT and
PRISON!
Player: Tim
[Record: 0-0-0] Last battle: #2, Run v. Silkster etc.
What I need is a POKÉMON. And a rest after all that running.
FRED agrees!
FRED thinks they will need more than a WEEDLE with EEVEE-PHOBIA to
survive in AZURE VERSION!
WEEDLE takes offense to that remark!
Or was that offence?
Who'll notice?
WEEDLE insists that it only fears EVIL EEVEE!
Well, who can blame you? That thing was freaky. Personally, I think
maybe we should just give up hunting it.
FRED:
I DON'T THINK SO! THAT @#$%& EEVEE nearly killed me!
Sheesh FRED, we have enough booming voices around here without yours.
FRED apologises!
Well, I need a POKÉMON...
WEEDLE and FRED just want you to get to the point!
Someone's edgy. I just want to say I'm relieved that after all
the running we've done, at least we've managed to escape that
SILKSTER, ANARCHY and the MAJESTIC NARRATOR.
FRED wasn't afraid of SILKSTER, only ANARCHY!
WEEDLE agrees!
Both FRED and WEEDLE want to know why TIM is SCARED of SILKSTER!
You guys wouldn't understand.
FRED:
That never stopped anyone before!
Are you sure?
FRED just wants TIM to TALK!
That PSYCHO RABBIT reminds me too much of these other patients back at
the MENTAL INSTITUTION. They kept trying to gnaw ankles, wrists and
necks - their own, or everyone else's. If you're not weird when you
go in, you soon will be.
FRED is SCARED!
FRED is glad he managed to escape PRISON before he was sent there!
And there was this really disturbed guy who I last saw beating
himself and his 11 other personalities up. Haven't heard about him for
ages, so hopefully he's long gone.
FRED wants TIM to repeat that!
No way! I'm shaking just remembering! If you make me freak out much
more I'll have to take more MEDICATION, and this stuff is rare!
FRED wants to know if the disturbed guy happened to be named ERIC!
AUGGH!!! How do you know?!
ERIC happens to have escaped and is now the MAIN CHARACTER OF AQUA
VERSION! And is as weird as anything!
AUGGH!!! I need my MEDICATION now!!!
TIM used MEDICATION!
TIM jammed TWO PILLS down his THROAT!
TIM falls over!
Owww...FRED, promise you'll never do that to me again!
FRED won't try that again!
He doesn't want TIM to go weird!
Good!
FRED:
Besides, have you noticed that SILKSTER, ANARCHY and EVIL EEVEE
are surrounding us, and that MAJESTIC NARRATOR is narrating?
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I HATE MY LIFE! I JUST WANNA DIE!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR says tough!
Only FRED and maybe WEEDLE are going to die!
SILKSTER and ANARCHY want to fight!
EVIL EEVEE wants WEEDLE or FRED's FOOT for its supper!
Maybe I'll just stand to the side while you work things out for
yourselves.
FRED wants to fight!
So does TIM!
I do not!
Yes you do!
AZURE VERSION has put off having a proper battle for long enough!
So FIGHT!
But I don't have a POKÉMON!!!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR is sick of all this disorganisation!
Dealing with BAD GRAMMAR is terrible, but a slow story is almost WORSE!
A DRATINI appeared!
Cool! I wanna catch it!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR explains that DRATINI is an ALLY, not TIM's POKÉMON!
Oh. Close enough.
No it's not!
Plus, MAJESTIC NARRATOR hates it when people say 'wanna'!
But haven't you let lots of other characters get away with saying it?
This is so unfair!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR doesn't think giving TIM an ALLY is unfair!
It is also starting STRICTER RULES on ENGLISH USAGE!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR realises there is still no battle!
That will soon be fixed!
SILKSTER used FUR!
What th - AH-CHOO!
TIM is ALLERGIC to FUR!
Ah thing Ah no dat.
TIM is using BAD GRAMMAR!
AZURE VERSION's POLICE UNIT appeared, made up of 6 Officer Jennifers!
Officer Jennifer #1 demands to know how TIM can justify his last
sentence!
AH'VE GOT ALLERGEEZ!
Officer Jennifer #1 arrests TIM for prohibited YELLING and overuse of
COLLOQUIAL LANGUAGE!
Such accusations are punishable with 3 MONTHS in AZURE VERSION's
PRISON!
HEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!!!!
TIM is arrested!
Ally DRATINI wants to fight!
Officer Jennifer #2 arrests DRATINI for attempting to ASSAULT a POLICE
OFFICER!
Both TIM and DRATINI are SQUIRMING!
No effect!
Officer Jennifer #1 & #2 drag SQUIRMING TIM and DRATINI to A.V. PRISON!
Player: Fred
[Record: 0-0-0] Last battle: #2, Run v. Silkster etc.
SILKSTER says FRED should get ready to DIE!
ANARCHY nods in agreement!
EVIL EEVEE just wants WEEDLE and FOOT! NOW!
I've heard all this too many times before! Weedle, go!
FRED sent out WEEDLE!
SILKSTER sent out SILKSTER and ANARCHY!
EVIL EEVEE sent out EVIL EEVEE!
WEEDLE, use your POISON STING!
WEEDLE doesn't know who to attack!
WEEDLE aimed anywhere!
WEEDLE used POISON STING on ANARCHY!
It's not very effective.
Why not?
ANARCHY is really just a spirit in a BLACK CLOAK!
This is such a bad situaion to be in...
FRED is arrested by Officer Jennifer #4 for mispronouncing
'situation'!
It was a typo by the MAJESTIC NARRATOR, not me!
FRED is also arrested for saying 'typo' instead of 'typographical
error'!
What is this, @#$%& Shakespeare?!
FRED is also arrested for using OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE!
FRED is bound to spend at least 5 MONTHS in PRSION!
Here I go again... Can I at least withdraw my WEEDLE?
WEEDLE has already fainted after being CLAWED by SILKSTER, SUFFOCATED
by ANARCHY's CLOAK, and CHOMPED by EVIL EEVEE!
Ouch. Weedle would be better off to be put down.
WEEDLE is PUT DOWN!
WEEDLE DIED!
I didn't mean it like THAT!
FINE! Fainted WEEDLE is ARRESTED by Officer Jennifer #5 for making a
mess in AZURE VERSION!
Officer Jennifer #4 & #5 drag FRED and WEEDLE to A.V. PRISON!
I don't even get to resist?
NO!!!
Officer Jennifer #4 smacks FRED over the head with a BATON in case he
tries!
Officer Jennifer #4 & #5 keep dragging!
Player: Silkster
[Record: 0-0-0] Last battle: earlier, Run v. Majestic Narrator
Officer Jennifer #3 & #6 are still around!
So are SILKSTER and ANARCHY!
EVIL EEVEE ran away to look for a meal when no one was looking!
That thing is so greedy.
Officer Jennifer #3 arrests SILKSTER under special MAJESTIC NARRATOR
ORDERS!
WHAT?!!...Oh, yeah.
Officer Jennifer #6 arrests ANARCHY for blending in too well with
AZURE VERSION's BACKGROUND!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR wants to know how ANARCHY can be arrested when it
blends in so well with the BACKGROUND!
Officer Jennifer #6 couldn't give a stuff!
How could I be betrayed by the one that wanted me to be here in the
first place?!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR realises what it's done!
This situation is getting STUPID!
A wad of $100 notes falls at the feet of Officer Jennifer #3 & #6!
Wad of $100 notes was renamed BRIBE!
Isn't that just a bit too obvious?
Not really!
Officer Jennifer #3 & #6 respond to BRIBE!
SILKSTER and ANARCHY are let off...with a WARNING!
I can't win 'em all, can I.
MAJESTIC NARRATOR has messed around with JUSTICE as much as it could!
At least it has proven that even JUSTICE can not stand in the way of
the MAJESTIC NARRATOR!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR laughs evilly!
It is starting to run out of ideas in this battle!
Uh-oh. Just say who's won or lost and leave.
MAJESTIC NARRATOR thinks that's a GOOD IDEA!
Officer Jennifer #3 & #6 can keep the BRIBE provided they LEAVE!
Officer Jennifer #3 & #6 agree and LEAVE, meaning they officially
FORFEIT any battle!
Officer Jennifer #1, #2, #4, and #5 win!
TIM, DRATINI, FRED and WEEDLE lost!
Officer Jennifer #3 & #6 lost, but are HAPPY!
SILKSTER and ANARCHY win!
EVIL EEVEE is gone again!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR doesn't like the way AZURE VERSION's first official
major battle turned out, but it will do!
MAJESTIC NARRATOR ran before WEBMASTER checks on this BATTLE!
Note:
This particular battle isn't really funny, as such. Not that any of my
Poké Battles are, but this time I haven't even tried to make it so. I
have virtually no excuse for that, except for...just read the battle
and you'll get the idea.
Backtrack:
With Majestic Narrator inflicting her wrath at those with 'bad
grammar', combined with other problems, the last thing Lil (the
Webmaster) feels like facing is school...
Battle #4: Dealing with School
October 29, 2000
Setting:
Reality - A Classroom
Player: Lil
I must be going nuts. I'm almost preferring being at school
rather than being a not-there-yet part of the POKÉ BATTLES NETWORK.
What a mess it's all been...
DEFAULT NARRATOR wants to know why!
Well, there's the last CRYPTIC MESSAGE on the
YELLOW VERSION MESSAGE BOARD.
It's really depressing. Not to mention quite freaky.
D NARRATOR wants to know why!
Oh, go shut up and click on the link! I'm not in the mood for you and
your annoying voice!
D NARRATOR left!
D NARRATOR #2 came in!
It wants LIL to continue where she left off!
I'm not saying another word on AZURE VERSION for now. My intro is
enough for the time being.
The time being what?
Just stop asking me!
D NARRATOR #2 will be nice!
D NARRATOR #2 will stop asking LIL!
At last.
FRIEND entered!
Hi.
FRIEND is wondering why LIL seems to be so depressed!
None of your business.
FRIEND is insulted!
FRIEND says she is understanding!
Not about this.
FRIEND bursts into tears!
FRIEND doesn't want to be LIL's FRIEND anymore!
Aren't you getting just a little over-emotional?
FRIEND is insulted even more!
FRIEND was renamed EX-FRIEND!
EX-FRIEND ran away!
Good riddance.
D NARRATOR #2 wants to know why LIL was so mean to EX-FRIEND for!
The first and only time I told her about the POKÉ BATTLES NETWORK, she
laughed herself silly! Don't you think you'd be upset?
How would D NARRATOR #2 know?
D NARRATOR #2 is just a D NARRATOR!
Whoops. Well, at least I was honest.
D NARRATOR #2 suspects LIL has been acting like this ever since she
found the POKÉ BATTLES NETWORK!
The INTERNET has been warping LIL into a mean, nasty person!
What's it for YOU to say?!
D NARRATOR #2 fainted in fear!
D NARRATOR #3 is now filling in!
Not another one!
ENGLISH TEACHER appeared!
ENGLISH TEACHER wants to know why EX-FRIEND is CRYING!
EX-FRIEND says she isn't CRYING, she's just YAWNING!
ENGLISH TEACHER is TOO BUSY to notice what a BAD LIAR EX-FRIEND is!
Not that LIL cares!
Of course not. Why should I?
ENGLISH TEACHER used ORDER!
ENGLISH TEACHER ordered LIL's CLASS to work on their ESSAYS!
Oh great, more torture for me. Guess I may as well get started...
LIL opened ENGLISH BOOK!
LIL read the ESSAY QUESTION!
Hmm...'Discuss the themes of pain, suffering and death in relation to
the character in...' I hate this already. Too much pain and suffering
in my own life...'Minimum 4 - 5 pages'?!
ENGLISH TEACHER tells LIL to BE QUIET!
Drat. Now, let's see, I'll just have to get this over with. Go, PEN!
LIL used PEN!
PEN, use WRITE!
PEN WROTE in ENGLISH BOOK!
'There are times of pain, suffering and death in this book. Pain was
experienced a lot e.g. when this prisoner got his feet whacked by a
crowbar, controlled by a booming voice.'
D NARRATOR #3 thinks LIL is thinking of the wrong story!
So? Same themes!
D NARRATOR #3 is quiet!
PEN kept writing!
'Suffering is also no stranger to this character e.g, when the guy is
forced to deal with a second booming voice that has nothing better to
do than try and kill him.'
D NARRATOR #3 is thinking LIL is not that happy with AZURE VERSION's
MAJESTIC NARRATOR!
What makes you think that?
Never mind!
Then stop interrupting!
PEN continues to write!
'Death has had a part to play in this tale e.g. the guy's crowbar died.
It had helped him escape, and he felt lost without it.'
D NARRATOR #3 wants to know if LIL could write a longer OPENING
PARAGRAPH!
What OPENING PARAGRAPH? This is my ESSAY!
D NARRATOR #3 has no comment to make!
I didn't ask for your comment anyway! Just let me conclude: 'From the
way this story has unfolded, pain, suffering and death are only set to
continue in this tale. However, hopefully it will be less depressing
and more amusing.' There, I'm done. Why waste 4 or 5 pieces of paper
when you can get your point across in a few lines?
D NARRATOR #3 thinks LIL is losing her SANITY!
I am not, you idiot. I just happen to have written the best essay ever.
D NARRATOR #3 thinks LIL is having worse hallucinations than TIM!
LIL needs professional help!
I'll give you professional help!
D NARRATOR #3 ran away like a coward it is!
D NARRATOR #4 is its replacement!
ENGLISH TEACHER:
Lil, come here and see me for a moment.
ENGLISH TEACHER used SUGAR-COATED DEMAND!
What ENGLISH TEACHER is trying to say is: LIL IS IN TROUBLE AND IF SHE
KEEPS BEING WEIRD SHE'LL LAND UP IN A NUTHOUSE!
Thank you for the translation.
LIL walked up to ENGLISH TEACHER, armed with PEN and BOOK!
ENGLISH TEACHER wants to know if LIL has been traumatised by anything
lately!
(Besides the
YELLOW VERSION MESSAGE BOARD,) no.
ENGLISH TEACHER:
There's no excuse for you to talk under your breath, then. What work
have you done?
LIL handed over BOOK!
ENGLISH TEACHER read LIL's ESSAY!
ENGLISH TEACHER is LOL!
ENGLISH TEACHER tries to keep her voice down!
ENGLISH TEACHER:
This is the most hopeless start to an essay I've ever had!
Who said it was just the start?
ENGLISH TEACHER stopped LOL!
ENGLISH TEACHER used FROWN!
ENGLISH TEACHER is FROWNING at LIL!
LIL FROWNED at ENGLISH TEACHER!
Who is renamed TEACHER!
TEACHER:
Lil, leave the room.
What for?
TEACHER repeats herself!
LIL leaves the ROOM, planning to go HOME!
D NARRATOR #4 wants to know why LIL is wanting to return HOME to face
the POKÉ BATTLES NETWORK!
I don't. I just want to grab some more FOOD.
D NARRATOR #4 is UNIMPRESSED!
TEACHER appeared again!
TEACHER looks MAD!
TEACHER yells that LIL is being PROBLEMATIC!
Is that a word?
TEACHER doesn't care!
TEACHER can't understand why LIL dares to write a 4 - 5 page essay in
7 SENTENCES!
Because I only need that much room to express my thoughts!
TEACHER thinks LIL must have very little THOUGHT in her HEAD to write
something so SHALLOW!
What's more, TEACHER has no idea what LIL is talking about in her
ESSAY!
It came from *ahem* a really good website.
TEACHER says LIL was supposed to be writing about A BOOK...
Does LIL know what a BOOK is?
I just wanted to do something more interesting than an essay.
TEACHER yells that there is no room for INTERESTING STUFF in ENGLISH
anymore! It is more important for LIL to express herself in things like
ESSAYS and REPORTS!
So I have to write the same things that everybody else does?
TEACHER says YES!
How boring.
TEACHER doesn't care if LIL thinks ESSAYS are BORING! TEACHER just
wants LIL to do her work!
And what if I don't want to work?
TEACHER wants to fight!
Now this is more like it!
TEACHER sent out TEACHER!
Go, PEN!
LIL sent out PEN!
PEN, use your SCRIBBLE attack!
PEN used SCRIBBLE!
PEN scribbled all over ENGLISH BOOK!
WORK is being DAMAGED!
TEACHER is not succeeding in making LIL do work!
Yay!
TEACHER used SCOLD!
IT's super effective...at making nearby TEACHERS annoyed!
TEACHER is asked to keep her voice down!
TEACHER SCOLDS quietly!
It's just not the same... Return, PEN! Go, BOOK!
LIL withdraws PEN!
LIL sent out BOOK!
BOOK, use SELF-TEAR!
BOOK TORE itself up!
PAPER flew everywhere!
On the floor!
In the hair!
On the walls!
On the stairs!
On the-
Quit rhyming or else.
D NARRATOR #4 stops rhyming!
BOOK fainted!
Small price to pay for no work. Go, me!
LIL sent out LIL!
TEACHER used SCOLD!
TEACHER is still scolding quietly!
Even less effective than before!
Now, what can I do...I know! Mi-isss...
LIL used WHINE!
LIL is WHINING!
Mi-isss, I ca-an't do this work!
It's super straining...on TEACHER's ears!
CLASS is TALKING LOUDLY!
No work is being done!
TEACHER is failing in her duties MISERABLY!
TEACHER used DETENTION!
LIL got given DETENTION!
NOOO!!! This isn't fair!
TEACHER:
Tough!
TEACHER used DETENTION!
CLASS got given DETENTION!
CLASS is ANGRY!
Hey, don't look at me!
TEACHER used BLAME!
LIL is blamed for the CLASS DETENTION!
CLASS' wish to GET LIL rose A LOT!
Especially EX-FRIEND's!
Yet another reason for me to feel MISERABLE...
D NARRATOR #4 can find no reason to continue this BATTLE!
D NARRATOR #4 ended the BATTLE!
TEACHER wins!
CLASS loses!
LIL loses...incredibly badly!!!
What have you got against me?!
D NARRATOR #4 has nothing against LIL!
D NARRATOR #4 just had to prove to LIL that even the power and
authority of the AZURE VERSION WEBMASTER has its limits!
I'm starting to suspect that this D NARRATOR is not as 'default' as
it's supposed to be...
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