Hilarious
Jokes Part IV
Can
I borrow a dog?One Fall day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed
a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse, was a second hearse which
was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about
200 men walking in single file. Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following
the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse. "My wife,"
the man replied. "I'm sorry," said Bill. "What happened to her?"
"My dog bit her and she died." Bill then asked the man who
was in the second hearse. The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit
her and she died as well." Bill thought about this for a while. He
finally asked the man, "Can I borrow your dog?" To which the man replied,
"Get in line." The BeastA wife was berating her
husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unleash the
beast in me!" The wife snickered and replied, "Unlike a lot
of women, 'dear', I'm not the least bit afraid of a *mouse*."
Who'll Sacrifice?Eleven people were clinging precariously to a wildly
swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest.
Ten were blonde, one was a brunette. As a group they decided that
one of the party should let go. If that didn't happen the rope would break
and everyone would perish. For an agonizing few moments no one
volunteered. Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying
she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others. The
blondes applauded. September 11The Prime Minister of China
called President Bush to console him: "I'm sorry to hear about the attack.
It is a very big tragedy. "But in case you are missing any
documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."
Origin of IntellegenceA little boy went up to his father and asked:
"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The
father replied: "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother,
'cause I still have mine." Shave or Haircut?Miser: How
much for a haircut Barber: Rs 15 sir Miser: o.k,how much for a shave
Barber: Rs 8 sir Miser: Well, shave my head Are You Kidding?Reaching
the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer
fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending
on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well, what
would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical
and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company
car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sat
up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" And the interviewer
replied, "Yeah, but you started it." OperationA
man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining
about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation
had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why he should be
complaining of a headache. Finally his nurse, fearing that the man might
be suffering from some post-operative shock, spoke to the doctor about it.
The doctor assured the nurse, "Don't worry about a thing. He really
does have a bump on his head. About halfway through the operation we ran
out of anesthetic."
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