WRITTEN JOKES
The
Best Chain Letter Ever Written, not the type you delete every day!
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Hello, My name is Basmati Kasaar I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on my final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you actually send them on, then that poor 6-year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "HIS" e-mail to $1000. How stupid are you? "OOOOOOOH, lookyhere! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy model in the magazine!!!"
What a bunch of bullshit!. So basically this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5 AD and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it will be in the Guinness Book of World Records for the longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor wretched excuse for a human being will receive a nickel from some omniscient being forwards about 90 times. I DON'T CARE!.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a lepepr in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 7 years, whose only savior is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this e-mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right????
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