"The measure of greatness is not power or prestige,
accomplishments or ability – the true measure of
greatness is SERVICE."
Me, 02-15-02
Read more -- NHS speech

"It was the single most frightening thing that
I've ever had happen to me in a car - and I routinely
have to brake suddenly for suicidal deer, AND almost
hit a mentally ill cow just tonight. . . He very easily
could have killed us."
Me, 11-21-01
Read more -- The October Surprise

"The way [Mike] said it gave me a chill. Did I
just share a balloon hat with a little girl with a
head full of lice?"
Me, 12-27-00
Read more -- Journey to Jersey II

"Never before in my life have I seen a document that
takes itself so seriously as yours, yet so consistently
and maliciously misrepresents evidence to make
its case...your tract is an absolute disgrace to
Christianity."
Me, 04-18-00
Read more -- My angry email

"I had missed this shot before... It was time to see
if I had what it takes to win a round of bowling. I took
a deep breath, and began my approach to the lane."
Me, 11-30-99
Read more -- Journey to Jersey I

"You guys are idiots!"
Mike Vreeland's dad, 10-98
Read more -- An Epic Saga

"You'll be rooming together, all right --
six feet under, in a coffin!!"
Gary, 03-19-98
Read more -- Freshman Room Draw