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Stephen
Adam
Maxon Parents: David and Connie Maxon High
School: Sackets Harbor Central ('97)
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From my book, the Top Ten Collection: Stephen Maxon is an itinerant goatherder, illiterate midwife, and fully certified shaman and Shongo master, who resides in the rugged, treacherous plains of upstate New York. Mr. Maxon enjoys yodeling, backgammon, rhythmic gymnastics, and removing the plastic strips from the tops of gallons of milk, for those who are not physically able to do so. Statistically, he is most often found sleeping, followed by sitting. Standing is a solid third. Now that this book is completed, he plans to take a shower. Children trust him. |
Take a look at: -- My Resume (soon) -- Pictures of My Friends (in a very rough form that you will not enjoy) -- Pictures of A Young Steve Maxon (soon)
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©2002 Steve Maxon