FUNKYLAND - Page 12

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Page 12: Was It Only a Dream?
Disclaimer: This chapter co-authored by everyone who commented on my last post.
In other words, don't blame me. Blame you.

You are still standing inside the NES game MCKids. You just got through beating the snot out of Ronald. You are still unaware of how to get back to Funkytown. But while you're looking, it wouldn't hurt to try and rescue The Grimace. And the only possessions to your name are an autographed photo of KidVid and a Razor Scooter. Your scooter has mysteriously vanished for the time being, but thanks to the wonder of plot holes, it will probably be back next chapter.

Something seems wrong with the picture of KidVid. If you stare at it, every so often, it seems to go out of focus. As you're staring, out of nowhere, it turns into a picture of John Travolta! He sucker punches you in the nose! Ouch. And since you're such a wimp, it knocks you out. And by knock out, I mean wake up. Maybe you were daydreaming. We'll never know for sure.
You're standing there again staring at the picture. Then it turns into Macaulay Culkin. Before you have time to consider this guy's short but glorious film career, you're somehow sucked into a Fargate. You now find yourself standing in a two story house that seems strangely familiar. Is this Home Alone? It must be. But instead of Macaulay Culkin, the kid is played by Ronald McDonald. And Catherine O'Hara's character is played by John Travolta. Then Ronald McDonald takes of his wig and turns out to be none other than Michael Jackson.

You ask him to take off the makeup, to which he replies, "What makeup?" Creepy. But, either way, you now can dance. But before you can take the Moonwalk for a spin around the block, you're sucked back into the Fargate.
So.. let's see, where are we now...?
Okay. An old episode of Dukes of Hazzard. You look at the back of the picture that you still have (even though it's a Fargate and you were just teleported through it twice) and you find Macaulay Culkin's school schedule and list of fears. All of this happens while you're taking a jump with the General Lee.

Then you eat the picture.
Again, you wake up. Forget everything that just happened, cause we're not through yet. KidVid is still on the picture, by the way. So KidVid and Ronald are twins separated at birth.

KidVid speaks to you from the card, which in addition to being a Fargate is also a video phone. He explains an elaborate plan to you about how you will go about finding The Grimace involving such feats as eating at Sonic and making a toilet from a Fargate (talk about a sweet potential for some pranks!)
As he is doing so, you fall asleep. Narcolepsy, maybe? Anyway, when you wake up, you're back in MCKids. You still have the KidVid card.
Then you wake up again. This time, you wake up in the trunk of a car. You can't see anything but you can hear things. And it sounds like you're in a trunk. Oh, and you're hog tied. And gagged. And blindfolded.

What now?
If you try to break free turn to page 13.
If you sit tight until your captors remove you from the trunk turn to page 14.
If you try to eat the plot (which at this point resembles swiss cheese) turn to page 15.