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Our Advanced Ninja training involves meditations on the writing of Sun Tzu; it assumes that one has mastered the basic skills. In the basic course -- Levels 1 through 4 -- one learns the necessary skills and cattitude essential for any Ninja Warrior. These levels can best be described in the following table:
Level 2: Self Defense & Invisibility:
Level 3: Insanity & Speed:
Level 4: Wisely Choosing Opponents:
If you feel fully prepared to fight off d*gs and dustballs, enter the Advanced Feline Ninja studies here at the Tao of Meow ashram. If you're unsure, you can teleport to the Cats in the House website and learn about their experiences in Ninja School under the tutelage of Dondee Hellman, Master Instructor and SenSei, who now heads Mr. Frass's School of Feline Ninjas. (Afterward, please press the BACK button until you teleport back here.)
Feline Ninja is a path that involves much self-discipline and sacrifice. One must train, practice, and study for many hours each day if one is to maintain the state of alertness and the necessary skills. We Wicked Twins studied in the original class at Mr. Frass's School of Feline Ninja Warriors when Sensei Sass A. Frass was Master. [See note below.] We studied and learned to live lives of meditation, invisibility, and insanity. He was kind enough to make us valedictorians and to admonish us to carry on the honorable traditions of the Feline Ninja Warrior. We most humbly accept this responsibility.
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