Hey all. I would like to start off by telling all you losers that this is my girlfriend:



HAHAHAHAHAH! YOU LOSERS! YOU WISH YOU HAD ONE OF THOSE!!!

okay, you wanna know somthin else? well feast your eyes on this maggots and bitches! i now present to you what you all wish you had, just like my girl, man i got it made...fuckin hot girl, fuckin sweet ride...



HAHAHAHAHAH! OH MY GOD YOU ALL ARE SUCH SUCH LOSERS MAN!!! YOU WISH YOU LIVED LIKE ME BUT YOU CAN'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL SUCH BITCHASS LOSERS!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

But anyhow, you've probably came to here to see what I got, so, here goes all the pics that I have hunted down for you. This should give you an insight on what the inside of my head looks like, but my mind is more fucked up than you can imagine...enjoi!


-- Optical Illusions --

I want to see how well you guys take picture below this writing, so look at a dot and concentrate on it hard, okay? Now look at one of the black dots that pop up. Keep going until you find the REAL black dot, if you got the guts.



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