RULES are for LOSERS when it comes to GAMES!
It's the small things that we take for granted in this life. But, there are some things you should remember to do all the time, because without them you would be mindless blobs of shit. I'm talkin about music, spendin time with friends, and games!!! If not for games, then you would be nowhere in your life! Face it chump! You woulda never had fun without them, without the side-to-side movements of Mario and his unhumanly ability to jump 50 feet in the air, and without those newer fighting games that gives you the blood, guts, and gore that fuels your pathetic little blood-consuming minds! So don't act like you don't wanna...just do it. Your secret's safe with me.
Instant Online Photo!
You heard right! You can get your picture taken ONLINE! No bullshittin! This shit really does work! It took me days and weeks to get this new technology to you, i practically had to fight my way through the swarm of people who wanted this, but i was like "no! my peoples who come to this site shall want to have their picture taken to remember this memorial day!" Well, i really didn't say that, but the point is, you can take your picture! ONLINE!!! That's cool enuff! But how you say... visit the page to find out more!
52 Shuffle Trick
Come one! Come all! You think you can master this game? I doubt anyone can, because it's so tricky. It's all straight, and nothing is swapped out...well, except for what you choose. It's psychic man! Psychic! It takes your card and throw it into oblivion! Ain't that somethin...
Extreme Pong
You got what it takes to master THIS pong? Yeah, you thought you've seen them all but you ain't seen nothin yet! You think you're the master of this game? Yeah, that's what I thought until i went there and got schooled bigtime by the comp. I dare you to try it out, because this ain't your regular pong, this is pong that got tired of having its ass kicked, and wants revenge.
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