Tales of a Mad Man
Welcome to my mind ... my fantasies, my nightmares. I basically share everything with everyone, i blame my mom for making me that open for someone to easily take over my petty little mind. damn her. luckily this site isn't about her, it's about me! me me me me me! and here's what i (me!!!) think all day long.
August 25
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Man these entries are gettin spaced out. Just don't have the time like i used to. Anyhow, just a small update. Football has started, and they have me playin both JV and varsity. I'm a senior ... why am i still playin JV. I don't mind, but the coaches are really ridin me for other people's mistakes on JV and when i practice with varsity, whoever made a mistake gets called out for it. Anyhow, enuff with football, i'm sick of it really. I missed practice today to go to the doctor, because whenever I'd b chillin in someone's car my knees would start to hurt for no reason, and everyday after practice my knees would kill me so much that i'd have to walk with a limp (cuz my nutz heavy, heh). He told me that i have runner's knee; whenever i have pain in my knees, it comes from behind my kneecap, and it's from ... hmm ... i wonder what ... running maybe? Yea, that and skating. So i gotta cut down on the skating, take the pain thru football, and he wants me to go get some physical therapy to make my knees better. Just give me some new knees, i won't get runner's knee anymore plus whenever i knee someone it'd hurt more! Whatever, i just wanna get back on my board as soon as i can so i can learn how to do more shit.
August 8
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Every beginning has an end, and unfortunately today is when my time in Madison this year ended. I stayed on campus (in Liz Waters hall) for 7 of the funnest weeks of my entire life so far. Much shit has happened that made my views as well as personal things (such as personality and characteristics) change, some more than others but all for the good. I met a whole lot more poeple than i would have if i stayed with the other PEOPLE students (who lived isolated to their own program in Ogg hall) and i am glad that i was a part of ESP (Engineering Summer Program) this summer. The people i met were all awesome, and i already miss them all. My ESP classmates aren't just classmates to me, we all consider each other family now, and thas how we treat each other. I just wish i had more time with everyone in Liz Waters, just to chill, just to relax, because a lot of people live outside of Milwaukee and i will miss them and it makes me sad that i might not ever see them again. Oh well, i will try to keep in contact with them all because i really, really hope i can see them again in the near future. As for what happened in Madison this year...well, i can tell you that i got paid money, that i got a skateboard, and had fun. Everything else (and you would wanna kno) you'll have to ask me and i just might tell you, because to be honest i'm not sposed to tell you. Whatever happens in Madison stays in Madison...only people who will kno is the people i might tell when i get in to college there (hopefully, i would give anything to get in to that college!).
June 14
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Wow. Two fun days in one. It's like ... i'm getting prepared for being in Madison for SEVEN WEEKS!!! STAYING ON A COLLEGE CAMPUS IN DORMS FOR SEVEN WEEKS!!! WOOH!!! But yea, today was basic but fun. Later on in the day mom's friend came over with her son John and her daughter Emily. They stayed, talked, ate cheeseburgers, and the usual. Then Eli called me and was like "we're coming over to skate" and i was like fuck yea, cuz i wanted to skate. So Eli and James stopped by and we skated outside in the front. Then some kids rolled by, they came out of fuckin nowhere too, i mean they were like 10-deep and rolled in superfast, and was like "oh look at the skateboarders!" and i told James to ollie over Eli and then Ollie over 3 decks and he did ... damn you James for making it look easy. But i tried some tricks, they told me how to ride better, and i learned a lot of stuff. Then we went down in the basement and we schooled each other in Tetris. Then they went over Brandon's while i took a shower and went to sleep. My mom's always talkin about how i plan stuff out ... but then i was like today is a good example, because we never plan to skate, we just call each other and be like "wanna skate?" then meet up somewhere.
June 13
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TODAY IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! WOOOOH! Well, not really. I still have to come back Monday (yeah, today is Friday the 13th! duh duh dunnnnh) and take my finals. But today was badass. Went to school and took my board. Sat in the auditorium, and some guy kept crackin jokes cuz i brought my skateboard. Then it was funny as hell, right after we gout out the auditorium i dared Calvin to skate down the hallway, and for some reason everyone poured out in to the hallway and started laughin at him and shit, it's like everyone was makin fun of him. Me and Janaya (his girl) laughed our asses off. But yea. I finished 2 essays for my english class, finished a 5 page paper for chemistry class, and a 5 page paper for english in 2 hours ... damn, i'm a fuckin machine. After 4th hour i was like "fuck you custer, i'm gone!" and left out the side door with Calvin and headed downtown to the marriot and met Ashley and her fiance and her bro for her anniversary party. Not many people showed up but it was still fun. When we first got there, we skated through the Grand Avenue mall to the marriot and called Ashley and was like "get the fuck down here" and then went to the pool. Calvin like a dumbass didn't bring swim clothes so he had to swim in his underwear and a white shirt given to him by Ashley, which was funny as hell cuz he was wearin black briefs and all the people there looked at him like "oh my god" and it was just too funny. Then Calvin left because he needed to go back to school and i stayed there with everyone else and just had fun. Then Calvin came back and we chilled and skated, and that's basically how the rest of the day went. It was pretty fun
May 31
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Pretty cool day today. Woke up thinking "oh great, another boring saturday spending time at home, probably gotta clean something up...fuck" but it didn't turn out like that at all. Around noon, Eli messaged me on AIM and was like "hey you wanna do something today?" so i was like yeah and got Calvin involved in it. So Eli swung by my house, and then we swung by Calvin's house, i put together the skateboard Eli brought and we skated. Then we went down to the grand avenue mall to meet James, and then we left from there to go to southridge mall, which must have been like a 45 minute bus ride. Got to southridge and grabbed a cart from sears and put all the boards and shit in there, and cruised the mall. Eli got our cart took from us cuz some punk ass security guard kept following us and when Eli crashed it into a metal pillar the security guy got all pissed and was like "okay you need to take those skateboards out the cart right now" ... i dont know why security acts like such assholes sometimes, they used to have fun and now they tryna police us around like "haha we had our fun now you can't" ... fuck them. Anyhow, i think we spent about an hour inside the arcades, 3 hours in southridge, an hour in the grand, and 2 hours riding the bus/waiting for the bus/skating. Had to run/skate around the outside of the mall looking for the right bus stop. Then we got on the bus and rode in to the sun... well not really cuz we had to go back to the northside, so we rode in to the stars...or whatever, the point is we rode. Then went over Calvin's house and caught a ride from his friend Scott which was cool, got home and heard my mom makin fun of me because i have a skateboard...well not really, using Eli's board. Anyhow, that's my day...started with nothing and got a skateboard...
May 13
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Today wasn't as lengthy as the others, but it was cool, because of events that took place. The main thing was i seen Natasha again ... and i haven't seen her in a long ass time. It was funny as hell though. Everyone thought she was back to stay, but not really. She came back to get her report card, but they wouldn't give her one so i had to forge one for her (heh...she came back to school to spend some time with me while i forged her a report card...i feel so fuckin special now). Ya know...it's hard as hell forging a report card, but i pulled it off...yeah, i got skillz. But anyhow, missed 3 classes in which i needed a break from, and had fun talkin to her again. After that, went to lunch, then to chemistry in which she didn't show up for...but hey, at least this time i got to say goodbye to her. Then left for golf...had an okay round, but it was fun. Got home and played starcraft, in which i'm finally starting to win at! I think those 2 things were the highlights of my day ... seeing natasha (and finding out where she works so now i can torment her before i leave for madison!) and winning at starcraft. Oh yeah ... things are goin my way ...
May 3
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Today started out soooooo bad, but then later on it got fucking awesome. Mom woke me up at 10, and since i went to sleep at 5, i got 5 hours of sleep. Had to paint the fucking house. After that, she made me take down the awnings (they're like window covers if you don't know), and i was done with that at like... 11.30 and we went to the recycling plant and they closed at 12 because i had to wait on mom, and then she blames it on me. So whatever. After that i went to burlington to pick up some dress shit, then picked up my friends ashley and calvin to go to prom. Calvin met his date there, so i guess ashley was my date. I don't know, don't care, because i had fun, a lil bit. Had to take pictures for the newspaper, then socialized. Couldn't dance, because i'm not really the best dancer in the world, so that was that. It was funny as hell because calvin kept break-dancing to all the slow songs, and when the prom court was announced, at that silent moment where the king was to be called, he yelled out "philip roberts". I went around takin' pictures of all the people i usually see around school. After that, we caught a ride with scott to denny's, where i ran into someone i knew from another school, she was surprised to see me, and so was i. Ordered some shit to eat, put salt in scott's drink when he left, but we couldn't play it off and calvin kept givin him hints and shit like "oh philip at madison if you try to get me back for my birthday you're gonna be SALTY" and shit like that. Then he bet me a dollar that i wouldn't drink the soda, but i did. He put his fingers on the glass tellin me where to stop, but the little ho kept movin his fingers further down the glass, and i swear there was like 3 tablespoons of salt in that soda. I choked, he laughed, ashley help me out and patted me on the back ... ah friends, i see i chose the best ones. After that, calvin's mom came to pick us up, but she ordered some food, and the place was packed so it took about and hour and a half for a few things. So we all waited out in the car, and made up some stupid stories. Ashley had the wierdest, calvin had the funniest, i had a combo of both. Then we intentionally fogged up the windows and when people passed by we rocked the car and screamed like we were ... how can i make this G-rated ... "making babies" at the top of our lungs ... you shoulda seen how many people were trying to look in, it was funny. But yea, after that, we all went home. I got in the house around 2.30 and went straight to bed. One of the best nights of my life, not because of prom, but because of who i hanged with. I swear once i get a car, EVERY NIGHT will be just as fun as this one.
April 22
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Today started out cool. Mass-emailed all my friends at 2 in the mornin tellin them how bored i was. It was fun, because i got shitloads of replies, which i like. Woke up around 10, ate 3 turkey and cheese sandwiches with lettuce and tomato, haven't had those sandwiches in a longass time. Day went boring as hell until about 3, where i got a call from Scott, and he invited me over to his house. After i cleaned the bathroom, I got ready to go over his house, and Ashley called. Told angel i'd call her back when i got home, after talkin to her for about 5 mins. Went to Scott's house, played SOCOM: U.S. Navy Seals, DBZ Budokai, and then lifted wieghts and ran half a mile. Now i'm super sore because i haven't did any of that shit since wrestling season, and that was in december! So i'm gonna start doin all that stuff again, and increase my runnin up to a mile or maybe a mile and a half. anyhow, got home at around 9, ate dinner, and got unbanned from a chat server i got banned from a year ago. that made me happy, because a bunch of people i usually talk to hung out there and nowhere else. that's cool, really cool. My day started out cool, and ended up cool. My horoscope was right...damn astrology tryna make me believe them!
April 19
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BORING!!! SOOOOOO FUCKING BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!! how in the hell can a saturday be boring?!?! oh god, i know easter and monday are gonna be exactly the same!!
April 17
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Nothin interestin' really happenin. Just the start of spring break, yet it's cold as fuck. How we gonna go on SPRING break when it feels like WINTER?! Damn meteorologists...they purposely did this to us to spoil our vacations...
THANKS A LOT CHANNEL 6 NEWS!!! FOX CAN NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!!
April 13
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Today was currently the funniest and best day of 2003 for me. Woke up late, which was good. Only bad thing i had to do was clean the living room, which was okay since i got to listen to my collection of 95 mp3s. After that i vaccumed a lil bit of my mom's car, then i went out with my friend eli and brandon. we went to every school from here to highway 100 and skated. after that we drove down highway 100 for some time. eli got in to a fry fight with some young teenage girls...then threw his 2-liter coke bottle at them, then burped like...super super super loud and like everyone within a 3-car radius laughed at us. then we went to the gas station where i seen this one thick ass black chick...she was skinny but thick, and had the biggest rack i've seen on a black girl. she's a ho. then we went to the south side where all the mexicans are, picked up james, and skated at some spots, then brandon dropped us all off. when he dropped me off last, the car cut off 2 blocks from my house, and i stayed there with him until his dad got there to take the car to wherever. then i got home and i'm doing this shitty page which you won't probly ever read anyhow. so let me stop. yeah...stop.
April 11
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Today...i wish it would be over already. i had the best/worst day today...my whole week has been like that. yelled it out with my mom this morning, that sucked ass. was bored the whole fuckin day, that sucked ass. the only cool thing that happened to me today was i got to meet the guy who did the voice-over for Jax in Mortal Combat...we joked around, and he said "gotcha" and i snapped a picture of my friend calvin with him. that sucked. i missed math, so i am gonna have to catch up monday, which will suck. good thing was i chilled with my friends...ashley has this twin replica of her, it scares me bcuz the last thing this world needs is another ashley. golfed, that sucked. ate some cheese fries from the ice cream shack by the driving range, that sucked. this is my life...it sucks. i wanna end it all to get away from here, i wanna end it all with no remorse and no tears.
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