THERE’S A RALLY NEAR NORTHAMPTON
HELD EVERY ONCE A YEAR
WITH LOTS OF HEAVY HORSES
STEAM ENGINES AND BEER
DISPLAYING VINTAGE TRANSPORT
NOSTALGIA FROM THE PAST
IT'S RUN BY ALLEN EATON
AND THEY CALL IT HOLOCAUST
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THE POX DOCTORS FROM DIDCOT
WILL TURN UP WITH THEIR GEAR
WITH S**T AND SICK AND SYPHILIS
AND VERBAL DIARROHEA
THEY'LL DRIVE THEIR AVELING ENGINE
MIGHT EVEN GET IT STUCK
BUT THE BEER TENT ISN’T FAR AWAY
SO THEY DON'T GIVE A DAMN
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HIS FREAK SHOW IS THE GREATEST
HE'S KNOWN AS DOCTOR DEATH
AND IF YOU GO AND SEE IT
YOU HAD BETTER HOLD YOUR BREATH
IT IS 'THE MAIN ATTRACTION'
TO WHICH THE PEOPLE FLOCK
THE WIRING'S S0 ATROCIOUS
YOU'RE BOUND TO GET A SHOCK
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THE CAR HAS JUST EXPLODED
WHERE IS THE FIRE HOSE
COME ON MISTER BUTLIN
I’M SURE IT'S YOU WHO KNOWS
THE FIRE ENGINE HAS BROKEN DOWN
IT COULD BE THERE FOR DAYS
GO WAKE UP ALLEN EATON
HIS ARENA IS ABLAZE
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ALLEN AND HIS MERRY MEN
ARE ALWAYS CLOSE AT HAND
DRESSED UP IN THEIR BOWLER HATS
THEY ALL LOOK VERY GRAND
BUT AFTER DRINKING LOTS OF BEER
THEIR SENSE OF DRESS ABSCONDS
THEY LIKE TO DRESS AS FAIRIES
AND WAVE THEIR MAGIC WANDS
And Very Attractive They
Look!!!
