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I own a Harley-Davidson 883 Sportster. It's not too clean because I rather ride it than clean it. It's been through 24 states with me since1996. So no matter how uncomfortable it may get, or how many times it breaks down, I don't think I could bear to part with it. But I do have hopes of getting a more suitable cross-country bike someday. But I plan to build it myself with aftermarket help. That way I know the whole bike from the beginning and I get to pick my parts.

Speaking of which, here is a good Harley joke. What is the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner? With the Harley, the dirtbag is on top!


I also lost out on getting a 1956 Chevy soon. It was my cousins, and we had a tentative deal that I fix it and use it, and he pays me for the repairs when he wants it back. It turned out better that he just sold it.

I have been working on a set of drawings for about 5 years now, for a new style of an old car I hope to build for myself someday. It's kind of a twist between an Auburn Boattail Speedster, the new Beetle and a good helping of sports car. If your really, really good, I might show you a drawing of it.

For those of you mourning over my loss of toys, do not fret. I am not able to learn from my many automotive mistakes! I purchased, in the summer of 2002, my first running hot rod. A 1955 Ford F-250 truck. Unrestored, possibly original and in very good condition. Immediate plans call for checking all safety related parts and driving it.

I DO NOT own a 1960 Cadillac Hearse anymore. Dificulties arose and I got rid of it. But I am keeping the pictures in memory. It is one HUGE car! It's dimensions are 21 feet in lenght, 6 ft. 8 in. wide, nearly 6 feet tall and more than 6000 pounds.It is in the process of hot rodding curently. Plans call for a 500 c.i. Caddy motor, 400TH tranny, mild de-chroming, some interior work and a nice blue set of ghost flames over black paint. I have gotten a lot of jokes about possible bumper stickers for it, and how the car is probably haunted. If it is, maybe they can drive when I'm too tired to.

The second one is just another hearse I saw and thought was cool enough to share with you.

I picked up an old Suzuki bike recently, and in wondering what to do with it, I came up with a go-cart idea. Everybody needs one of those right? So if I ever tire of other projects, that one is waiting in line.

My brother is interested in building himself a T-bucket. It's a very ecconomical, and cool, way to get into the street rodding scene. Which I would recommend anyone check out. It's a very cool way to enjoy your youth (at any age) by driving around in a comfortable old car that done up like new, with a few new twists thrown in for fun.