Welcome to the page where you can get an in depth look at the complex inner mechanisms of a

KNOTHEAD

My "friend" Kristie states, and I quote
"You are the same spineless creature you've always been."

And a couple of quotes from my loving brother.
"My brother is the odd looking one."
"No comment."

A co-worker recently stated
"Your brain is off in it's own little world, isn't it."

Some other comments are
"You are the strangest person I've ever met."
"I can believe that about you."
"Whatever, you freak."

But perhaps my all time favorite is the simple and classic "Schmuk."

Please feel free to e-mail me with your own creative and descriptive thoughts on "What makes a Knothead?"
Depending on how much "descriptiveness" there is, you may see it on this page!

(This page is dedicated to my friend Kristie, who may be too smart for her own good.)
(And to her husband, whom we should all feel sorry for.)