XR-5 Wind Machine
Disclaimer: Does not meet 2002 Environmental Safety Standards.
Sagarese for Travelers: The next time you find yourself in an alternate universe, you won't have to worry about being understood. Forget about those linguistic programs that try to teach you how to say "Hello" and "My name is...." You're too busy just trying to stay alive; you don't have time for that. Our guide teaches you the words and phrases you need to know right now! Learn such useful phrases as: "Where is the nearest phone/ATM/Motel 6?" "Please don't kill me," and "What's a gorgeous female like you doing in a galaxy like this?" Also available in an Eternian for Travelers edition.
XR-5 Wind Machine: It's a Winnebago for Trobbits! Four doors, helium sails, air conditioning, CD player, sunroof and hot tub--all standard! Our sleek aerodynamic design comes in a variety of colors, including Metallic Green, Neon Red, Electric Blue and Day-Glo Hot Pink. Getting around never looked so cool.
Frommer's Sagar On $25 A Day: The popular travel guide series has gone out of this world with this handy reference book for those of you who want to see the sights but just don't have a lot of money. Perfect for college students, dazed astronauts and bounty hunters. Also available in Eternian, Etherian and New Texas editions.
White Star Line Cruises: If you've always been meaning to kick back and take that cruise of a lifetime, why not take it with us? Our luxury liners provide the latest in Sagarese creature comforts while ferrying you to some of this world's finest tourist destinations including Aquaria and the famous black sand beaches of the Demonlands. Brought to you by the same people who brought you the Titanic in 1912 and the Lusitania in 1914! Winner of the 2000 Titanic Navigation Award (below). Don't wait--book your memories with us today!
