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Household

Black Flag Trobbit Control 3000: Tired of all the dismemberments and messy cleanups? Well, worry no more. Our patented Zap!Away feature makes capture and disposal a breeze. Try it today, and say goodbye to Trobbit infestation woes.

Tree of Evil: Our exobiology department has finally done it--just don't ask them how! Now you, too, can have your very own Sagar Tree on Acid! The perfect conversation piece for any home or office. Evil Trobbits sold seperately.

Tree of Evil: Animal skulls and spooky sound effects sold separately.

Instant Rainbow: No matter what the weather, now you, too, can have a tacky rainbow hanging over your residence or workplace. Simply specify Plain, or Iridescent Shimmer. Flock of birds (stationary, on wires) sold separately.

Do-it-yourself Residential Black Hole Kit: The perfect solution to those annoying insurance salesmen, Vampire Men and radioactive Trobbits. Simply unfold across your driveway or porch, sit back and watch your unwanted visitors fall forever over the event horizon! (Disclaimer: Bad Idea Productions is not responsible for any accidents resulting from the use of this product).

Our Instant Rainbow: Tree not included.

Quest First Aid Kit: Forget about all those expensive painkillers and antibacterial sprays. Our first aid kit fits neatly in the palm of your hand and contains all the first aid you'll ever need. Antiseptic solution, a chunk of the Healing Stone and bandaids--for those times when you have to heal and run! You'll wonder how you ever got along without it.

Starsword Letter Opener: Why waste time with messy, traditional letter openers that leave ragged edges and give you nasty paper cuts? Our exclusive letter opener is an exact 1 inch scale replica of the actual Starsword, and is lovingly handcrafted from the same radioactive material as the original! This letter opener doesn't merely slice open envelopes, it vaporizes them! Get yours today. It makes a great gift! (Note: has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory mice and Trobbits. Radiation suit and Geiger counter sold separately)

For an all-time low price (still higher than the national debt of some countries), you, too, can own a limited edition Starsword Letter Opener