Opposable Thumbs
Opposable thumbs, to us, are
not the short thick first digits at the end of the front limbs
of the human animal which are modified for grabbing.
They are people - people who
exhibit a tenacious veracity in defending their atheism/evolutionism.
They oppose the Christian/creation
world view and leave their indelible imprint on us.
They leave with us a thumbnail
sketch of where they are coming from in their thinking.
We here at the Institute for
the study of Atheianity appreciate their pressing need to pin
us down on issues. We respect that.
And we would like to honor an
Opposable Thumb here . . .
This month's Opposable Thumb is:
"Steve"
WELCOME TO THE DANCE!
Note: It will make this experience even more enjoyable
if you play some ramba music in your head...
CHA CHA CHA
Watch our beloved Frank and
an atheist (self-described "weak" atheist) named Steve
dance around the REAL ISSUE. We would say that they "skirted"
the real issue, but Frank assures us that he and Steve NEVER
wore any women's clothing during this debate!
Can you figure out what the
REAL issue is before the end of this article? Can you figure
it out before Steve does? Go figure!
The following is a series
of letter exchanges between them. Steve has a web
site which includes a page
of Bible contradictions (which I show here
with some refuting links).
Frank contacted Steve first
. . .
Frank's opening letter:
Dear Steve,
My name is Frank and I stumbled
across your site the other day. My favorite section was the "Fools"
section for reasons you will discover below.
I wanted to congratulate you
on the fine job you have done. And I need your help and talent
as well.
There is another group of losers
who claim to know what is right (just like the fundies), yet
they contradict themselves all over the place (just like the
fundies). And worse of all, they claim to be atheists!
Either these dodo
heads are incompetant or they are imposters. Either way,
they MUST be exposed.
I am a writer for a site called
"Blind Fools" (oocities.com/BlindFools). I am the
only atheist writer, but at least my brain gets to study unnatural
fundy habits up close.
Anyway, these other so-called
atheists refer to themselves as humanists. And their abysmal
manifesto (I or II, which is it? - lol) is an embarassment to
atheists the world over.
So I'm asking you to post some
of these humanist contradictions on your site as well. We have
to discredit these fools before their silliness discredits all
atheists everywhere.
And with your talents and techniques,
I'm sure you will find many many more.
I am hopeful that you will join
my cause.
Take care and thanks,
Frank B. Finite's brain
(another "true" atheist and also a chance evolutionary
byproduct since the accidental dawning of time, space and matter)
Below are the unbelievably incredible
'Humanist Manifesto II' contradictions:
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Humanist Manifesto I
or
Humanist Manifesto II
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Nazism has shown the depths of
brutality of which humanity is capable
or
We urge recognition of the common
humanity of all people
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Science has sometimes brought evil as well as good.
or
We thus call for full international
cooperation in culture, science, the arts, and technology
across ideological borders.
and . . .
We need to extend the uses of
scientific method, not renounce them, to fuse reason with
compassion in order to build constructive social and moral values.
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Editors
Note: Frank gave many more such silly contradictions in Humanist
Manifesto II. If you would like to view them in their entirety
as posted to Steve, click here.
And you can see the Humanist
Manifesto II in its full glory, go to: (http://www.humanist.net/documents/manifesto2.html)
Steve's response . . .
Dear Frank,
(1)I think you will find that
most people have a hard time being completely consistent in their
philosophy on life.
(2)I am sure that you would
be able to find inconsistencies on my website too if you wanted
to.
(3)Have a go at the test on
the philosophers magazine online at http://www.philosophers.co.uk/games/check.htm
(4)However I
would expect better from a god, and very much better than
the bloodthirsty
and unkind
material there is in the bible!
Cheers!
Steve
Frank's response:
Greetings Steve,
Thanks for responding to my letter.
You must be very busy and I appreciate your getting back with
me.
I know all too well that it takes
much time and energy proving that something does not exist, and
I know you are in the same boat with me on this.
However, after reading your response,
there are some things that we are NOT in the same boat on. I
have numbered each sentence in your statement (see above) and
will provide my brain's view on each.
(1) Since you say that only "most"
people are inconsistent, there must be some who are really consistent.
Please forward a list of these
to me as I wish to meet them because I am desparately seeking
those who are cut out of the same cloth as I.
(2) So I guess you would NOT
be on the list that I requested in response number one?
And if you are not consistent,
how can anyone accept you with any credibility?
Then how can anyone accept your
ideas (i.e., atheism) with any credibility?
This is the problem with my beloved
atheism today - too many self-described atheists being inconsistent!
And this is what devalues the credibility of our system of thought.
I mean, who can really trust
a free-thinker who is tripping over their own ideas?
And it does not matter what anyone
"wants" to find as you point out. Either the inconsistencies
are there, or not.
Otherwise if it's just about
finding what we want, then you might as well delete your page
of bible contradictions. Remember, it's a matter of being consistent.
I'm sure you wouldn't want your
site to be compared with the bible in inconstincies - I surely
wouldn't!
We need leaders like yourself
to forge the path of atheism, so please delete any inconsistencies/contradictions/hypocracies
from your site.
(3) I had a tension quotient
of zero percent, which is not surprising since I am a true and
consistent atheist (and you are not).
However, after seeing that the
test was developed by someone named Marylin Mason, which is just
one typo from being Marylin Manson, I have to totally discredit
the test as possibly being the brainchild of one whacked-out
individual!
Now it's your turn. Take this
test at:
http://www.answersingenesis.org/home/area/creation_clubs/docs/105evolutionized.asp
(4) What you expect from a god
is irrelevant. If a god or gods exist, they would exist in whatever
form no matter what you would expect.
Maybe said gods would be ones
who like to create confusion among mortals (and thus giving us
a "confusing" bible)? Maybe they also like to incite
violence among said mortals?
Sounds like the Greeks - lol
Why would you expect any better
from a god anyway?
I think the culture in which
you have been brought up has molded this opinion in your brain.
I hope that your brain realizes this so that it can correct itself.
Concerning "bloodthirsty"
and "unkind" - It is funny you should mention these
words as I am finishing up a three part essay on the fallacy
of atheists appealing to the "injustices" mentioned
in the bible and/or committed by Christians throughout the ages.
I am really rather surprised
that you have fallen into the same trap. But I will not overwhelm
you with the details because you can find them at http://oocities.com/Blind
Fools.
I will give you a bullet point
list as to why this approach is really self-defeating:
--> There really is no such thing as justice in the
animal kingdom in which we human animals are a part of.
---> Said acts are just natural selection (survival
of the fittest) acting itself out on a higher level.
It doesn't matter what pretenses
the people used to justify their actions. They were really just
getting rid of "gene" competition. And the ones who
lost were just inferior genes being deleted by nature.
--> The people who committed "bloodthirsty"
acts were molded by their environment. They really had no choice
in the matter.
--> Through gene inheritence, they were pre-dispossed
to "bloodthirsty" and "unkind" tendencies.
--> If you insist that what you call "bloodthirsty
acts" are a reason to disbelieve a system of thought, then
you might as well scrap atheism too (if you are consistent).
Just two atheists, Mao
and Stalin
were both responsible for about 75 million deaths alone.
If that is not "bloodthirsty,"
I don't know what is?! I think that using violence to discredit
a system of thought is a sleeping giant that we would rather
not awaken.
Tally Ho!
Frank's brain - esquire
(a chance evolutionary byproduct since the accidental dawning
of time, space and matter)
P.S. - On a humorous note, did
you know that your name means "crown" and that the
fundies call their messiah "King of kings"? I just
thought that was a hoot :-)
Steve's Response:
Hello again Frank,
(Editors
note: Since Steve's letter this time had an entertainment value
of about (.6) - (except the "moon-cheese" parable
provided some relief!), I decided not to run it here. However,
if you wish to see it in its full glory (and I do suggest you
do because he raises some serious issues of which I supply links
of answers to) click here.
Frank's response:
Howdy Steve,
Again, thank you for taking the
time to respond. Your reply was copious and I appreciate the
time and effort.
If I understand your reply correctly,
it's that we can't trust the bible because it's full of contradictions
and an all knowing God would/could not do that. Therefore, logically,
the bible was not written by God. I am not at odds with you on
this.
Then you turn your attention
to "human mistakes". This, I believe, stems from the
fact that "contradictions"
in the bible must be "human
mistakes".
I am not at odds with you on
this either, although some people do intentionally contradict
themselves from one moment to the next in order avoid getting
pinned down (so to speak), or justify one's actions, or save
face, or whatever. And the bible writers obviously did do this
at times too.
And the whole "evil
God" in the bible is a part of this too because it is
a huge contradiction.
But then you switch tracks and
say, (If I "goof up" it doesn't necessarily follow
that "atheism is false."). You see, you have now
completely abandoned "contradictions" when concerning
yourself and focused soley on "mistakes".
The subject IS "contradictions"
and not "mistakes". And contradictions (whether they
are intentional or not!) cast severe doubt on who is speaking
(atheists included), and in turn on what they are speaking about
(atheism included).
Nobody trusts one's conclusions
if the logic is flawed (i.e., peppered with contradictions).
On the opposite side of the coin, we trust someone else's conclusions
because their logic is sound (not containing contradictions).
Contradictions stem from either
dishonesty, incompetance, and/or insanity.
You wrote, (I am not aware
of any current inconsistencies in my thought.) and (I
would, I welcome positive and non-sarcastic criticism.).
So, I would like to point some
of your inconsistencies in the letters that you have sent me:
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I am critical of Christianity
though, as is obvious on my site - more on
this below.
or
That is not what my
site is about.
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We can be expected to make
mistakes or do cruel things, but the Christian
god (or Allah, Krishna etc.) is described by his followers
as being beyond this.
or
As I said, that would hardly
be the sort of god most Christians could
believe in.
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Karl Popper did it. He originally thought there
was tautology in evolution, but later 'recanted' his claim
that Darwinism was unfalsifiable and tautological in "Natural
Selection and the Emergence of Mind", Dialectica 32(1978),
pp. 339-355. He also makes this point in his essay "Natural
Selection and its Scientific Status" (1977).
or
It doesn't follow that what he
is arguing for is wrong, merely that he hasn't grasped the
subject.
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Christians claim their god is
better than that - however I think the evidence is against
it.
or
Agreed - lot's of evidence
for that!
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Also, in your first letter you
stated, (I think you will find that most people have
a hard time being completely consistent in their philosophy on
life.).
But when I commented on this
you stated in the second letter, (I was merely referring to
the fact that we are human and who amongst us does not
make mistakes?).
Since you didn't actually come
out and really say it, I can only read between the lines and
take this to mean that are saying ALL people make mistakes (non-consistent)
in their philosophies.
So, which is it? MOST people
make mistakes, or ALL people make mistakes?
Were you confused when writing
the first one or just didn't communicate it the way you wanted
to?
And what did you exactly mean
by, (You're going to have to give me more credence when you
read my email and not assume *too much* idiocy on my part!).
This is a bit vague to me.
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Then you dropped a big one! You
stated, (I am not aware of any current inconsistencies in
my thought.).
Obviously you will not be aware
of them unless you are, indeed, aware of them.
If you are aware of them, you
would immediately correct your thoughts to be consisistent by
discounting the one thought that contradicted another.
And if you don't immediately
correct the inconsistencies, then your credibility has been shot
anyway due to dishonesty.
Maybe you meant "possible"
inconsistencies, in which case this would allow time for further
evaluation and not have to immediately discounting a thought.
But you didn't say "possible
inconsistencies", did you? You just said "inconsistencies".
If this is what you actually
meant, were you confused when writing this or just didn't communicate
it the way you wanted to?
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You also stated, (I have much
more respect for people who do this rather than those who dogmatically
hang on to ideas . . .)
Yet you made some very
dogmatic statements, including:
I am critical of Christianity
You're going to have to give
me more credence
who amongst us does not make
mistakes?
Imagine how ridiculous a trumped
up opinionated 11-year old could make any complex argument sound.
No-one need be your guru or
anyone else's.
The average IQ of 100 is not
really that spectacular
Don't be too hard on your
fellows
Neither need atheism be your
"beloved"
Actually you are wrong.
We can be expected to make
mistakes or do cruel things
Hardly.
Humans are fallible
We can only learn by having
our faults shown to us
If you want to hold my attention
you'll have to drop the sarcasm!
So, do you still (have much
more respect for people who do this rather than those who
dogmatically hang on to ideas)?
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In my first response I wrote,
(And it does not matter what anyone "wants" to find
as you point out. Either the inconsistencies are there, or not.).
This was obviously a statement of "truth existing apart
from wishful thinking" (when taken into context).
But in your reply, you got off
track and started talking about how the fundies are wrong in
that they disregard the truth and rely on wishful thinking.
So, you restated my statement
in agreeement (by focusing on the fundies). Yet, you started
out by saying, (Actually you are wrong.).
So, do you agree with me that
truth exists outside of wishful thinking or not? If you agree,
then why say that I was wrong? Isn't that a contradiction?
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Also, when I posted, (I think the culture in which you have
been brought up has molded this opinion in your brain. I hope
that your brain realizes this so that it can correct itself.)...
...you replied, (If you want
to hold my attention you'll have to drop the sarcasm!).
By the way, I call this molding
of the brain by the environment "brain mold".
But then a few lines later, you
replied concerning this subject, (... there are intriguing
arguments against free will and I am undecided at the moment
- still investigating that one!).
So, if you are undecided about
brain mold, why claim that my opinion about brain mold is sarcasm?
Why is your "wavering"
any better than my "conviction"?
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And last but certainly not least
. . .
Concerning Mao
and Stalin
being two people who lived by atheism and killed millions of
people, your defense was, (...I do not have high expectations
of pathological and somewhat
mad people.)
You are saying that they weren't
following atheistic ideas (coupled with evolution) when they
did these things; that they were mavericks and not "good"
atheists.
Do you see what you have done
here? You are using a fundy argument!
They say that the ones who commited
the crusades, and you brought up the crusades by stating, (What
do you think the world would have been like if the crusaders
had nuclear weapons?), were NOT following what is taught
in the New Testament.
They claim that the crusaders
were mavericks and not "good" Christians (if, indeed,
Christians at all).
And since Jesus supposedly fulfilled
the old law and brought a new covenant, there isn't anything
found in the NT about conquering people. In fact, he taught such
ridiculous things as "Love your enemy".
I was really disapointed when
I read your statement on this. The crusades, inquisition, witch
burnings, etc. have been a powerful weapon in our arsenal against
fundyanity.
And now you have gone and flushed
it down the toilet. You have really messed it up for the rest
of us.
Steve (if that is your REAL name?!),
I am going to have to ask you to turn in your "atheism membership
card" and remove your site immediately.
Respectfully and disappointedly,
Frank B. Finite's brain
(A "true" atheist and a chance evolutionary byproduct
since the accidental dawning of time, space and matter)
P.S. - ABout finding (much
dross . . . on the Internet), we here at Blind Fools wouldn't
know anything about that.
Steve's
Response:
Hello Frank,
You continue to raise interesting
questions.
(Editors note: This letter
had an entertainment value of well below (.6). Although Steve
did recycle the cheesy moon argument, it didn't quite have the
kick as the first time. He did, however, throw in some flying
pigs, but then got into math which brought the entertainment
value score WAY down! If you would like to see his full response,
click here)
Frank's response:
Dear Steve,
<sigh>
Well...
Firstly I would like to refer
to your cheesy moon illustration.
All sound logic is based on sound
evidence, of coarse. So where would the evidence be that the
sun had indeed been made out of cheese? (And evidence that ALL
pigs can fly?) Without the evidence the logic is flawed.
Besides, where would they get
someone big enough to cut the cheese?!
Anyway, it is evident that we
both have different standards from which we operate. You seem
to think that truth contradicting itself may not be a big deal
(unless a deity is involved).
Whereas I believe in the law
of non-contradiction (that truth cannot contradict itself - ever),
and any logic or argument or statement that has contraditions
is deemed as untrustworthy until the contradiction is removed.
Notice that I said that the "logic/argument/statement"
should be dropped, not the conclusion. And initially I said that
too many (not ALL) inconsistent atheists "devalue"
our system of thought (I call it this because I cringe at the
thought of calling it a "belief"!)
This obviously does not argue
against the "conclusions" of the flawed argument, but
does argue against the argument itself. Somewhere down the line
there has to be a certain amount of credible logic (which includes
sound evidence) behind what someone believes in.
The bible is full of contradictions.
The Humanist Manifesto II is
full of contradictions.
Your last letter was full of
contradictions.
They are all flooded with contradictions
- they have all lost credibility.
You said that you were not aware
of any contradictions by yourself. I gave a whole list of some
from your previous letter, yet in this last letter you didn't
respond to a single one.
And you want to make excuses
for the Humanists.
It seems that you don't want
to be consistent, as I am. That is why I am a "true"
atheist. I'm afraid to say that your credibility has sadly been
shot (at least with me).
It is up to your readers to determine
if they can trust someone who contradicts himself and thinks
that there may be nothing wrong with that.
This will be my last letter as
I know you are busy, as am I.
By the way, I don't believe you
will be called a blind fool by the fundies around here. They
claim that they are not supposed to do that; and they are pretty
consistent about it. Let me see, I have their statement around
here somewhere ... oh yes, here it is ... they say, . . .
"Our logo reflects what
we Christians are traditionally called by atheists (blind fools,
blind sheep, takin' blind leaps, blind as bats, blind folded,
blind-sided, blind spot, blind dates, etc.). We are going with
the flow, showing a sense of humor and laughing at ourselves.
And we hope you will too :-) <-- "smiley face" used
to reduce tension. WE are NOT calling atheists blind fools, however
we cannot speak for the Bible on this matter. :-) :-) :-) :-)
:-) :-) :-)"
They foolishly think that the
bible (as well as Jesus, if he is indeed God) has the authority
to call people blind fools, whereas mortals don't.
The Editor in Chief says that
you may be the "Opposable Thumb" in the next issue
(quite an honor). And since you said so, he will use your FULL
name and gladly link to your website (otherwise he would have
just used your first name without any links to politely supply
anonimity).
However, if he misunderstood
your statement about this, let him know before too long.
Live long and prosper,
Frank B. Finite's brain
(a chance evolutionary byproduct since the accidental dawning
of time, space and matter)
P.S. - You may post my letters
as well. You may not post my letters as well.
Steve's
Response
Hello Frank,
Editor's Note: This letter had an E.V. score well within
the negative range. Steve yet again revived the cheesy-moon argument,
but it's really starting to stink by now.
If you would like to see Steve's
full letter, click here.
However, Steve FINALLY got to
the REAL ISSUE here
in his last letter. And our hat's off to Steve for pointing this
out before Frank ever would.
But when Frank saw this last
statement, I'm pretty sure I saw his bottom lip start to quiver.
He then walked off mumbling something about, "... using
fundy arguments again."
Anyway, Frank IS right in his
wanting to be consistent - but he is being consistently wrong!
What they have BOTH done is take
single statements out of (or not wholly within) context. If someone
does that, it appears to be easy to create pseudo contradictions.
The truth is is that there really
were no contradictions in the first place - not in the Humanist
Manifesto II, Steve's letter, nor the Bible verses quoted on
Steve's site.
It appears that their logic was
flawed from the beginning. This whole debate appears to have
been for nought.
But far be it from me to get
between two debating atheists ;-)
Here
are some great "contraditions" apologetics sites:
http://debate.org.uk/topics/apolog/contrads.htm
http://www.tektonics.org/JPH_AALOBC.html
http://www.tektonics.org/scripdex.html
http://www.ChristianAnswers.net/menu-at1.html
http://home.earthlink.net/~ronrhodes/answerquestions.html
http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~werdna/contradictions/cindex.html
http://www2.bibelcenter.de/bible/contradictions.php3
As for Frank . . .
He was last seen at a pier on
the beach.
As the red evening sun glistened
off of the freshly rained-on boardwalk, sea gulls glided overhead.
Frank watched a "couple" snuggle and get romantic.
He snickered to himself thinking
that they probably thought they were in love, but Frank knew
it was just pheromones and hormones being produced in their bodies.
Anyway, as he smoked a cigarette
and watched the setting sun dip into the sea at the horizon,
Frank pondered the fate of his beloved atheism.
Steve, as
an opposable thumb, you are...
A-OK!
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