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Past Issues
But hey, so does everyone else!
So it's nothing to be ashamed of, right?!
Issue0000001 - See the pilot episode of the first ever issue of Blind Fools. You know, the one that was rejected by all of the major networks. Well, to be honest, by ALL of the networks. That is why we had to resort to public access internetvision.
Issue II - It ain't pretty. If you have a fascination at looking at car wrecks, this is the issue for you. No, it doesn't have pics of car wrecks, but it IS the equivalent of a genetic car wreck waiting to happen.
Issue Three - This one was sooooooo slow, that its tail devolved in an instant (with a little help from the farmer's wife). The question we have is, did she immediately wash the carving knife?
Issue 4 - Actually we had a lot of fun with this one until we got it stuck. So if you want to see it, you will have to put on some large rubber boots and wade out into the middle of the muddy field. Expect to get dirty.
Issue 5 - Looks like Blind Fools 5, sounds like Blind Fools 5, feels like Blind Fools 5, smells like Blind Fools 5 and tastes like Blind Fools 5. It must be Blind Fools 5! BTW, whatever happened to feel, taste and touch no evil. Aren't those just as bad?!
Issue Six - Get out the bug spray and call an exterminator. This issue is just crawling with unwanted house guests who refuse to go away. Here's a hint - roll up the current issue of Blind Fools and swat them. At least it will have been good for something.
Issue Seven - An alarming issue that is sure to awaken your sense of consciousness. Don't be a sluggard - get out of bed, take a potty break, let the dog out, get some coffee and walk out on the porch and get this issue before your neighbor steals it to line his bird cage.
Issue 8 - A web of lies like no other, BF8 spreads out concentrically into the consciousness of the public domain. It's so sticky with juicy articles that you won't be able to turn away. But that's okay, we wanted to have you for dinner anyway - won't you join us?!
Issue Nine - Heeeeere kitty kitty. I got's some tasty vittles fer ya'.
Issue X - BF, and the gene pool, get an upgrade thanks to evolution. Of course, it's still only in beta stage and needs some kinks worked out. But natural selection (in the form of a bone swinging man-ape named "moonwatcher") will take care of that for us - won't it?!
