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Frank B. Finite (a "true" atheist)
Contact the fools - How you ca contact the us
My name is pronounced "meekowe"
And don't you forget it!
I have lived several years (because I am fit) and learned a thing or two about life (surviving it). So this makes me very qualified at helping others with their daily survival.
Ergo, that is why I am the "help" writer for this publication.
It takes many random typings to create something coherent, but there's always one that seems to make enough sense to publish.
Well, there is no "this month's letter." Miko went on vacation to a family reunion and forgot to write his article.
However, don't be distraught! We (and you) got very lucky.
Miko also forgot his laptop by the tree and the randomly falling acorns typed out an article for him!
If you find this hard to believe, we theorize that since it is a very tall tree, it took a long time for the acorns to fall from the tree to the keyboard. This long time span should ease any discomfort you should have about believing said event.
Of coarse, this isn't so hard to believe since life arose from this sort of randomness too.
Anyway, all we had to do was run a spelll chekcer on it and it was good to go.
It is a Top Ten list of survival techniques.
P.S. - Miko said he would bring back pictures of his family and share his experience with us in a future article.
Number 10: Never poke Nature with a stick
Number 9: If it's a carnivore, don't try to ride it
Number 8: Never attack THEIR queen without sufficient backup
Number 7: Don't tease the alpha male
Number 6: Never try to sneak into the alpha male's harem
Number 5: Diversify your portfolio
Number 4: Never misinterpret aggression as a courtship dance
Number 3: Don't rely on a "right to life" because such a right does NOT exist
Number 2: Become a church leader
And the Number 1 way to help insure survival is . . .
