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Excerpts of absurds

Main Menu
  1. Chinese Food


  2. Peranakan Food


  3. Malay Food


  4. Indian Food


  5. Others inclusive of Italian, Japanese and Thailand Food


  6. Queer Food


  7. Places where you can find good food


  8. Survey


  9. Introduction of the six chefs


  10. Acknowledgements




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At the Insect Shop.... (communication misunderstanding)
Jiahui I am a student from River Valley High School doing a project on "Food". Do you mind if I take a few pictures of the insect sweets?
Shopkeeper No. (in addition, she shook her head)
Jiahui No, as in No, you mind, or No, you don't mind?
Shopkeeper No, cannot take. (inclusive of a shake of the head)

At the Chinggay Parade.... (this one is interesting)
Joyce I am a student from River Valley High School doing a project on "Food". Are you free to answer a few questions from us?
Couple (nodded head)
Joyce Which food do you think most represent Singapore?
Couple Rice and water. Without rice, people cannot live and the country will suffer. We will not have enough food to eat. In the late 60s, there was a shortage of food and many people starved. Rice is very important. Water is the source of life ....(this continued for quite some time until they had nothing to say)

At School.... (over involved)
Jiahui Soo May, what is your favourite food?
Soo May Chicken Rice, Laksa, Pizza, Sushi, Chay Kueh Teow, Maggi Mee....
Jiahui Err.... (hesitate), I mean which is your favourite food. (emphasising on the word 'food')
Soo May I thought I have told you already?

Over E-mail....
Jiahui Any jokes related to "Food"?
Lennard Can I have Chicken Rice without chicken?
Jiahui Ok, anything others you can think of?
Lennard Wanton Noodles without wanton, Bah Kut Teh without Bah Kut.

While stopping to have a drink....
Mika My drink is so warm. (Looks into cup.) My ice has melted!
Tristan Ha Ha Ha! Your eyes has melted!

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