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Let me assure you that "Chuck" -- if that's what he's calling himself these days -- is indeed married. You might have known him via previous "chat" screen names as "HunkSurfer", "CrusinDude", "DrTongue", or "Captain69". Well, you little chat whore, let me break some news to you. Chuck and I have been married for 10 years. Not all of those 10 years have been HAPPY. Chuck is to blame of course. Chuck has had a problem over the last five years keeping little Chuck (and let me stress it is little, despite those web cam photos he was passing around WHICH I FOUND AND DELETED) in his pants (which I would like to point out I buy... the man could not dress himself in the morning without my help ... you should have seen his underwear before we got married).
Recognize Chuck? THAT'S OUR
WEDDING PHOTO you will BE GLAD TO KNOW
A bit shocked are you, you Internet Chat Whore who thinks she can steal my man because she flashed her boobies on her web cam? Let me clear up some other of Chuck's typical lies:
LIE: <HunkSurfer> I own my own business... a talent agency. TRUTH: Chuck is a drummer in a jazz band and he is unemployed most of the time. He does work for my father sometimes.
LIE: <HunkSurfer> I am a fighter pilot. TRUTH: Again, another falsehood. The closest Chuck comes to jet fighters is his computer games. Chuck plays a lot of computer games and that is his goal in life! KNOW THIS IF YOU THINK OF STEALING HIM FROM ME.
LIE: <Captain69> I'm good in bed. I've made lesbians switch. TRUTH: Chuck is a lying mother fucker.
LIE: <CrusinDude> I'm a good cook. TRUTH: Chuck can't cook.
LIE: <HunkSurfer> Let me cook you dinner some time. TRUTH: This means I'm away on business and he's trying to lure you to OUR house to have SEX with you. He won't cook for you. He will try to have SEX with you. IN OUR BED.
LIE: <HunkSurfer> I'm 5'10". TRUTH: Chuck is 5'7"
LIE: <DrTongue> I'm a Taurus. TRUTH: The lying mother fucker is a Cancer.
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