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George Castanza - it's not a lie if you believe it...
From: a perspective on life according to George Castanza

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough. it takes up a lot of your time.
what do you get at the end of it?
a death. what's that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
you should die first, get it out of the way.
then you go and live in an old age home.
you get kicked out when you're too young,
go collect all your super.
then when you start work you get a gold
watch on your first day.
you work forty years until you're young
enough to enjoy your retirement.
you drink alcohol, you party, and you
get ready for high school.
you go to primary school, you become a
kid, you play, you have no responsibilities,
you become a little baby,
you go back into the womb,
you spend your last 9 months 
floating with luxuries like central heating,
spa, room service on tap,
then you finish off as an orgasm!
Amen."