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Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
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Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody
else to do the work.
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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
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The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work
and play.
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The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he
fills out a job application form.
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Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
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Whenever it is possible, a boy should choose some occupation
which he should do even if he did not need the money.
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An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can
be made in a very narrow field.
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who
work standing up.
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Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life.
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A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man
be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample
reward.
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Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining
liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important
meeting.
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The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th
Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and
General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.
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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will
add it to your regular duties.
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We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us
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