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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
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A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey
around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
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Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics,
nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in
the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than
once.
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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on
children.
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Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third
act.
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First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you
forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people
who have the most live the longest.
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Three words that should make your birthday brighter: Senior
Citizen Discount. Happy Birthday!
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili
Davis
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar
haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
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The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume
knob also turns to the left.
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They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping
it from creeping down into your body.
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Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in
a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
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Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
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Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in
life.
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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what
happened.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly,
and lie about your age.
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I am so thankful for your friendship and I wanted to tell
you so! Happy Birthday!
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On your birthday remember to have a little fun! At your age
BIG fun might cause a groin injury. Happy Birthday.
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To my best friend on your Birthday. May this day be filled
with as much love as you fill my life with.
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Happy Birthday to a friend who has seen me at my best and my
worst and still likes me despite it!
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You are only young once, but you can stay immature
indefinitely.
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your
middle.
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I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
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Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real
geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
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