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It's time to sound off. Below you will find the sick and twisted members of the TOWM alliance. You will also find information on how to contact one of us.
In order to become a member of TOWM, you must have someone sponsor you. That means you tell them to make you part of the alliance, and they'll tell you to piss off, then you'll say, "please" and they'll tell us about you, and we'll say, "piss off", and you'll say, "please" and we'll say, "Allright. You're lucky I'm Church of England." Piss off. Stats for the alliance are updated nightly, or in the morning, or whenever I get around to it. You can view rankings in the alliance by best NW/Acre ratio, Most Powerful, Most Famous, and Largest. |
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| ABOVE - Old men in patriotic uniforms should make you hot and horney. | ||
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PROVINCE NAME | Ashington (23:25) | NAME | Jesse Pulsipher |
| LOCATION | Dallas, TX | CONTACT INFO | jesse@gatorgraphics.com
ICQ: 5195879 AIM: Ashngton |
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| PERSONAL QUOTE | Don't stab your mother with a radish. She will kick your ass! | |||
| OBJECTIVE | I want to rule the world....and get laid...on second thought, I'm more determined to get laid than rule the world...ahhh, fuck the world, I just wanna get laid. | |||
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PROVINCE NAME | Baratheon (3:22) | NAME | John Gaines |
| LOCATION | Dallas, TX | CONTACT INFO | john.gaines@sota.com
AIM: Ravynswynd |
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| PERSONAL QUOTE | I came for the cheetos...but I stayed to rape and pillage. | |||
| OBJECTIVE | In the great fifth age that is coming upon us I plan to amass every bit of land I can...and then relieve myself on every square inch of it...while whistling dixe out my asshole. | |||
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PROVINCE NAME | CFH (8:10) | NAME | Joel Dunacusky or PimpDaddy |
| LOCATION | Dallas, TX | CONTACT INFO | joel.dunacusky@sota.com
AIM: BskLmkit |
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| PERSONAL QUOTE | TOWM who is this Roody Poo? | |||
| OBJECTIVE | Break 600k Nw and have all the fame. | |||
| PROVINCE NAME | Hobbes' End (37:22) | NAME | Darren Menachemson | |
| LOCATION | Canberra, Australia | CONTACT INFO | dnt@interact.net.au | |
| PERSONAL QUOTE | Genesis is what happens when God forgets to flush. | |||
| OBJECTIVE | To make my humble kingdom into a nuclear power. | |||
| PROVINCE NAME | Snowtigra (35:15) | NAME | Fedil Grogan | |
| LOCATION | Lewisville, TX | CONTACT INFO | UkneeqFNG@aol.com
AIM: UkneeqFNG |
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| PERSONAL QUOTE | no quote becuase I'm a big pussy | |||
| OBJECTIVE | To be the most famous player in Utopia!!! | |||
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PROVINCE NAME | Deaths Horizon (37:22) | NAME | Glen Verkins |
| LOCATION | Dallas, TX | CONTACT INFO | glen.verkins@sota.com | |
| PERSONAL QUOTE | Well when I sober up, I'll think of one. How's that? | |||
| OBJECTIVE | KILL, RAPE, PILLAGE...and get drunk of course....hehe. | |||
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PROVINCE NAME | Mord Sith (24:14) | NAME | Hugh W. Miller |
| LOCATION | Dallas, TX | CONTACT INFO | hugh.miller@sota.com
AIM: HWMiller37 |
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| PERSONAL QUOTE | The Game Is Nothing, The Playing Of It Everything. | |||
| OBJECTIVE | To hit 500K......and that get laid thing, yoah, need to get laid. | |||
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PROVINCE NAME | Dead Men Walking (2:18) | NAME | Dale Millard or Billy James |
| LOCATION | Dallas, TX | CONTACT INFO | dale.millard@sota.com | |
| PERSONAL QUOTE | How was I supposed to know he wasn't bulletproof when I shot him? | |||
| OBJECTIVE | I'd like to make th e100 most famous provinces in Utopia list next round. | |||
| PROVINCE NAME | Vinmerix (xx:xx) | NAME | Erik Rasmussen | |
| LOCATION | Tigard, Oregon | CONTACT INFO | retief@teleport.com | |
| PERSONAL QUOTE | Thieves? We need no stinking Thieves. <not> | |||
| OBJECTIVE | Break the 100k ceiling. | |||
| PROVINCE NAME | Dwarven Hideaway (XX:XX) | NAME | T.J. Hilderbrandt | |
| LOCATION | CONTACT INFO | omegared_1@yahoo.com | ||
| PERSONAL QUOTE | War is hell or we would grow too fond of it | |||
| OBJECTIVE | Break 300k in record time. | |||
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PROVINCE NAME | Onaste (38:2) | NAME | Chris Riddle and Ian Naught |
| LOCATION | Dallas, TX | CONTACT INFO | chris.riddle@sota.com | |
| PERSONAL QUOTE | Get out of my hell. | |||
| OBJECTIVE | Death, death, death, death, death lunch, death, death, death, afternoon tea, death death, quick shower... | |||
| PROVINCE NAME | Loatal (24:14) | NAME | Joshua Murphree | |
| LOCATION | Montgomery, AL | CONTACT INFO | eriond3@excite.com | |
| PERSONAL QUOTE | Who needs a persnal quote? | |||
| OBJECTIVE | Kick everybodies ass. | |||
| PROVINCE NAME | Orcarnia | NAME | ||
| LOCATION | CONTACT INFO | cewer@hotmail.com | ||
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PROVINCE NAME | TRuNoLimit Soldiers (28:6) | NAME | Ben Taylor |
| LOCATION | Pascagoula, Ms.. (Hell) | CONTACT INFO | darkwulf99@hotpop.com | |
| PERSONAL QUOTE | UGHHHHHH Towm for life.. We'll get bowdy bowdy and rowdy rowdy with any haterz | |||
| OBJECTIVE | Be the biggest and best White Rapstar there ever was.. on the success of master p ofcourse. =) | |||
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PROVINCE NAME | Jagpanther's Haven (2:3) | NAME | Don Cleveland |
| LOCATION | Dallas, TX | CONTACT INFO | don.cleveland@sota.com | |
| PERSONAL QUOTE | Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, or my wife | |||
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| LOCATION | CONTACT INFO | kent.henry@sota.com | ||
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| PROVINCE NAME | The Necroplasm | NAME | Warlock | |
| LOCATION | Michigan | CONTACT INFO | warlock@tir.com
AIM: dobinky ICQ: 800174 |
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| PERSONAL QUOTE | I'm on the mother f*cker! | |||
| OBJECTIVE | Kill, kill, kill | |||
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| LOCATION | CONTACT INFO | psychosid85@hotmail.com | ||
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| PROVINCE NAME | Artemus (8:10) | NAME | Dan Man | |
| LOCATION | BC, Canada | CONTACT INFO | dwman31@hotmail.com
ICQ: 32627610 |
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| PERSONAL QUOTE | Know you role, shut your mouth | |||
| OBJECTIVE | We come in peace shoot to kill shoot to kill shoot to kill. and that is it | |||
| PROVINCE NAME | Crystal Palace (35:15) | NAME | ||
| LOCATION | CONTACT INFO | TurtleSLD@aol.com
AIM: TurtleSLD |
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| PROVINCE NAME | Digital Markdown (44:27) | NAME | Stephen Evridge | |
| LOCATION | Dallas, TX | CONTACT INFO | stephen@gatorgraphics.com
AIM: estephen99 |
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| PROVINCE NAME | Thal Loth (37:22) | NAME | Brett Teel | |
| LOCATION | Atlanta, GA | CONTACT INFO | spddmonz28@aol.com
AIM: spddmonz28 |
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| PERSONAL QUOTE | Let's see how well you fight with you underwear up your crack!!! | |||
| OBJECTIVE | Give Steve Case a wedgie, piss off all the right people, stay alive, and make the perfect Big Mac... Oh and get above 5000k. | |||
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Unless other wise noted, all materials Copyright © 1999 TOWM. All rights reserved. Batteries not included. Don't piss us off, lil' boy. Never stab your mother in the arm with a radish, she'll kick your ass. All characters refered to here within are purely figments of your imagination and only exsist in VA. Offer does not apply for residents of CA, CO, TX, MA, or PR. You must be at least 4'3" to ride this ride. Never make a Jell-O shot with tequila and lime Jell-o. It tastes bad. It will make you puke. You could die from the ingestions of sucha a mixture. Have a nice day, and come back real soon.