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"This is a list. A loopy doopy long list. Of names, not games, but names. Of those we do not care for, as they are a bore, and cause us great pain. We'd like to take their guts, and shove them up their butts, and dance and prance and even break glass as thier cries make music to our ears."
- Sir Goatnad DeBeeblebunghole, 1554 If you haven't guessed it already, this is the shit list. The people and provinces listed below are the the receivers of our pain. We inflict, they take it up the ass....IT'S THAT EASY! Feel free to let loose on anyone listed below. Take their land, their boats, their peasants. It won't matter. They'll be dead in a week anyways. |
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| ABOVE - Who's your daddy?! Who's your daddy?!? | ||
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Unless other wise noted, all materials Copyright © 1999 TOWM. All rights reserved. Batteries not included. Don't piss us off, lil' boy. Never stab your mother in the arm with a radish, she'll kick your ass. All characters refered to here within are purely figments of your imagination and only exsist in VA. Offer does not apply for residents of CA, CO, TX, MA, or PR. You must be at least 4'3" to ride this ride. Never make a Jell-O shot with tequila and lime Jell-o. It tastes bad. It will make you puke. You could die from the ingestions of sucha a mixture. Have a nice day, and come back real soon. |