Preperations for the Fifth Age have begun.
Welcome to the home page of TOWM - the other with meat. TOWM is one of the most affectionate, peaceful, Christian-like alliances with in Utopia. Our main goal is to travel to far away places, meet new and interesting people, and KILL THEM ALL! Our members are not the blood-thirsty goats of yore, but a new breed of killer rodents trained to maim and mambo. "Death and a dance" , that's our motto.

NEWS
8/24/99 - After being out sick yesterday, the page kinda went to shit over the weekend. I should have everything up and current as of now
ABOVE - The last person who crossed paths with TOWM. Remember boys and girls, "Piss not on thy neighbor's grave.

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Unless other wise noted, all materials Copyright © 1999 TOWM. All rights reserved. Batteries not included. Don't piss us off, lil' boy. Never stab your mother in the arm with a radish, she'll kick your ass. All characters refered to here within are purely figments of your imagination and only exsist in VA. Offer does not apply for residents of CA, CO, TX, MA, or PR. You must be at least 4'3" to ride this ride. Never make a Jell-O shot with tequila and lime Jell-o. It tastes bad. It will make you puke. You could die from the ingestions of sucha a mixture. Have a nice day, and come back real soon.