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Everyone knows what DBZ characters will say, but how about what they won't? This page will probably end up the longest of all the ones on this site.

1. Goku- 1+1=2!
2. Goku- What's a ki blast?
3. Goku- What planet should I destroy next?
4. Goku- Hey everybody! Guess what? I just graduated kindergarten!
5. Goku- *Is fighting a villain and is dealt a very light punch* Ow! OW! OW! That hurts! You're not nice! I quit! I'm telling Chichi on you!
6. Goten- Cell phones cause harmful radiation. *Throws his cell phone in the garbage*
7. Goten- Trunks, shut up! I hate you! You're mean...
8. Goten- *Reading from a cue card for an anti-DBZ show* I'm my daddy's clone! *Whispers to the camera guy* Is that a food?
9. Trunks- DIE, GIRU! DIE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
10. Bardock- I don't know.
11. Gohan- Mom, Dad...I'm joining a gang!
12. Piccolo- Yo! Wassup everybody?
13. Roshi- What's a woman?
14. Roshi- Kameha-how'd it go?
15. Roshi- GET THOSE MAGAZINES AWAY FROM ME AND BURN THEM ALL!!
16. Vegeta- I have done it! I have defeated Kakarot! I will always triumph in...PAC MAN!
17. Vegeta- LOOK! IT'S (insert name of boy band here)!