God ne tujhe bheja to bheja,

lakin bheja to aisa bheja,
ki tere bheje mein bheja nahi bheja,
yeh mujhe kissi ne bheja
is liye maine tujeh bheja...


Tum kaho to Chaand-taare tum pe vaar du
Tum maago to tumeh Zen, Esteem ya Mercedes Car du,
Yeh Sab kuch bohat hai, ya fir 2-4 aur Gapp maar du???


Sheher ki gali mein paan ki dukan
Devdas ne dekhi Paro ki Muskan
Devdas ne khilaya Paro ko Paan
Khake Paan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhaijaan"


Tere intzaar mein is kadar waqt bita rahein hain
Tere intzaar mein is kadar waqt bita rahein hain
kabhi Piza to kabhi Ice-cream kha rahein hain


Kaash tum vaade apne nibha jaate
kissi surat dil mera behla jaate
agar 10 rupees nahi the tumahri jeb mein
to 5 rupees waala chota coke hii pila jaate


Jee to chahta hai ki aapke honth choom Lu
Magar aapki saanso ki smell se darte hain......
Jee to chahta hai ki aapke honth choom Lu
Magar aapki saanso ki smell se darte hain........
...."Aap...Close-up kyon nahi karte hain???"!!!!


Maana humne hii cheda tha aapko
magar dekhkar hume aap muskuraye kyon the???
agar aapke shehar mein koi Hospital nahi tha
to haddiya toodne vaale Gunde bulvaaye kyon


Taza hawa ka jhonka aaya,
Khusboo teri saath mein laaya,
Fir mere dil ko khyaal aaya,
ki lagta hai tu abhi tak nahi nahaaya...


God saw me hungry, he created DOMINO's,
God saw me thirsty he created LIMCA,
God saw me walking he created benz.,
God saw me without any problem, he created you.


Ae mere SMS mere dost ke paas jaana
agar vo so raha ho to usko mat jagana
jab vo uthe to thora sa muskura ke uske kaan mein kehna...
"Abe saale uth subah ho gayi..."