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Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi


Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dino mein khujki na mite
to 11 ve din nhaana chahiye


Yu to hum hain brahmchari
jaha dekhi Nari, wahi aankh maari
pat gayi to humari,
nahi to fir banke bharamchari
Next ki karte hain tyaari


Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....


Ghunghat mein tujhe dekha
Dewana hua, sangeet ka taraana hua,
Shamma ka parwana hua, Mastaana hua,
Par jaise hi ghunghat uthaya
Is duniya se Ravaana hua...


Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chod diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phod diya


Roses are red, voilets are blue
Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo


Woh insaan hi kya jo tere hotel ke kharche utha na sakay......
mein chuka kar saare bill zinda rahoon khuda na kare...!!!


Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!


jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye


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