Following the rather freaky explanation by the british Judo star's expulsion from the Olympics by being unable to make the weight of 52 kgs I offer 10 Olympic sports that one can use tissue paper for (they claim that some one stuffed tissue paper under the weighing plate and this gave a false reading so she thought she was under the weight but was really a 20 stone fat bastard??) 
  
1) help soak up the sweat while holding the pole vault 
2) wipe the tears at paula yates funeral 
3) wipe up the shit after dropping a 300 kg weighlifting bar on your foot 
4) pad out your shorts to soften the hard cycling bike-seats 
5) use two box fulls for Thorpedo to blow his nose 
6) stuff some in swimsuits of womens volleyball team to give impression of larger tits 
7) to cover armpits of weightlifters 
8) wipe up tears of british hockey team after 8-1 defeat by pakistan 
9) wipe tears of any American on rostrum, especially gold medal winners 
10) use as white flag for any team playing American 'Dream Team' in Basketball 
  
Good site to visit   www.silly2000.com  really reccommend you go to Obituary for Juan Antonio Samaranch, tres funneeeeee.. 
  
How come all of a sudden we seem to be world leaders in the art of riding whacky bikes, wearing fly-like masks and going round and round and round a Velcro-drome??? what is going on, we can still win the odd medal in clay pigeon shooting (so much for banning guns and compromising Olympic medals??) but we seem to have more chances on the wooden wall of death than ever before...I've never seem one on the street, where do they come from, the bloody twilight zone I guess. I would be more fun if they had a basket on the front with some groceries and they don't seem to have a bell on them either, surely it's against the law??? Maybe if we have some more petrol strikes we can get more world records and medals?? trouble is you can't go very fast on bike with a bloddy anorak on, wooly gloves and a bobble hat, so much for our weather. 
  
The next commentator that cracks a joke about the weather and tells me that its 27 degrees in Sydney will feel the full wrath of the pen...we know it's fuckin hot in OZ it allways is?? it's bloody September!!! it's wet and cool and I for one don't want to know about these overpaid bozo's lording it up in OZ on expenses!!! 
  
Best name of the games so far...It's a chinese basketball player and don't know how it is properly spelt but in commentary it really does sound like ....who-weigh-dung!!!    honest thats what was said... 
  
Is it really true that Australia Post is issuing a new stamp every day (before 12:00) to commemorate an Aussie gold medal?? 
Thorpe allready on two but only got a silver today and another dude with a whacky name Van den bon den van Hoogendernbrand?? 
by the time the commentator said his name the event was over!!!  
  
sorry floks but had to turn in early last night to make up for late night Triathlon on saturday nite so not much viewing done yesterday..that's about all for now...try not to get too excited, drink plenty to combat de-hydration, remember your multi-vitamins and stay cool dudes 
  
Yours 
Bo Bo Bolinski 

Welcome to the voicepiece of a country at the cutting edge of world cycling domination......you can stick the Tour de France up yer arse....... 
  
What chance an old bastard like me ever winning a gold medal in the twilight of my life???  Had dreams on Sunday morning of Triathlon glory but looks like too much effort to me and dedicated training thru cold english winters...could get a horse and go for the 3 day eventing but am affraid that I'm in the wrong social class, how abour pursuit cycling?? the chick that won a bronzer yesterday for GB was 39...almost my age group!!! trouble is there is no velcro-drome in Hessle!!  maybe I'll get myself a plastic sword and head for an all white suit and a bubble mask and enter the men's individual epee??  is there someone on the end of that rope pulling them away from each other....better still I'll emigrate to Mali, form a swimming team and get myself in the pool with that black geezer struggling not to drown himself!!! 
  
Interesting snippet is that the british women's hockey team coach has been banned from the game tonight for " crude and inappropriate comments" made to a female doping official.....so what did he actually say.....was it... 
  
1) You can stuff that urine sample up yer jacksee... 
2) You have got to be taking the Piss love... 
3) I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire... 
4) Get yer tits out and show us yer map of tassie.. 
5) Piss on you, I work for mel brooks ( from Blazing Saddles for all you film buffs) 
6) Your'e nothing but a saggy-arsed lump of lard.. 
7) Are you as ugly as that every day??... 
8) What kind of creature bore you, was it some kind of bat, they can't find a good word for you but I can...Twat 
9) You're a vacuous mal-odourous whore breathing lump of rancid cellulite 
10) You must have fallen out of the highest ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down... 
  
you can pick the one that fits.... 
  
Now...women weightlifters??? this has got to be a joke, what a freak show, I have never been so sickened by the consumate repulsiveness and sheer number of hideous broads gathered in one place at the same time... 
Huge muscled moustachioid monstrosities contorting their frightful faces as they distastfully lift disgraceful amounts of metal above their haggish menacing heads...    arms the size of oaks, nipples exploding in a fit of extremely painful muscle bulging exercise of  hulk like proportion... 
Surely these hags cannot get bodies like that without intravenous drup abuse??? do they get tested?? who would dare to take a urine sample from one of those monstrosities?? bet the urine burns thru the bottle.... 
Valentina (Popova) love a bit of lipstick will not make you attractive in any than a perverse way..but you do have enormous nipples... Chen (Xiaomin) butt ugly but won the gold...... Kim (Yong) Ok i suppose, Ioanna( Chutziiounnou) Hellas no mercy, cheeks exploded, ugleeeeeee....and as for Amanda (phillips) ??a ginger haired ugly aussie, need to get out more and soak up some sun luv and mix with real people not freaks.........  it sure is a whacky world.. 
  

Happy viewing 
Hobo Chang Ba