Lyrics

Susan has a Hard On

I don't have to impress myself
don't have to make myself sick
Don't have to bruise myself

to get the perfect shade of unique

I don't have to impress myself with
that heart warming smile
that heart wrenching collapse
just so that I can be proud to
have the right to complain

I don't have to impress myself
practicing those new lies
the lines that will tell you how
you make me feel so happy
I don't have to impress myself

practicing those new lies
the ones that tell me
I could stop short of being...

Jared Listens to Emo Now

Once upon a time, Jared used to be a punk
Spikes and chains, the ideologies and all that stuff>br> Listened to hardcore music, and went to all the shows
Then one day he decided not to go.....

Jared listens to emo now
woah woah woah
He looked back without a doubt
woah woah woah
Jared listens to emo now
woah woah woah
Jared, YOU SOLD OUT!

Traded in his spikes for a crew cut
He got thick black glasses too
Wears a winderbreaker and a smile
Instead of leather and a sneer
Oh poor jared. He turned emo, and even gave up drinking beer.

Jared listens to emo now
woah woah woah
He looked back without a doubt
woah woah woah
Jared listens to emo now
woah woah woah
Jared, YOU SOLD OUT!

Oh he threw out all his punk cds,
Turned them in for tunes that please
Turned his back on old school punk
Oh dear Jared
You Suck!!

Jared listens to emo now
woah woah woah
He looked back without a doubt
woah woah woah
Jared listens to emo now
woah woah woah
Jared, YOU SOLD OUT!

Ashley is a Punk on Weekends

Hey guys I’ll meet you at the show
Got pink spiked hair
So everyone will know
And everyone will see
Just how punk Rock I can be

Oi Oi Ashley go
Only Punk Rock for the show
Oi Oi Ashley go
Only Punk Rock for the show

It’s Friday Night 6:00
Gotta spike my hair and look punk rock
Cauz those hot guys in bondage pants
Make me wanna do the horizontal Slam Dance
Dont know why you gotta criticize,
I only go to shows to pick up guys

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You wanna hear my master Plan?
How I’m gonna get my man?
Find one who’s old and desperate
And needs new shoes
Can’t you see I’ve got nothing to lose?

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Monday Morning rolls around
Spiked hair and boots nowhere to be found
Cause no one else is punk at school
Gotta try and fit in, gotta try to be cool

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Don’t you know how hardcore I am?
I play drums in my high school band
That’s why they call me Ashley
smash!
Ken be gentle, I’ve got diaper rash

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Middle Class Brat

We don't need anyone to tell us what to do
We don't want to act just like you
so stop interfering
because you don’t have a clue
it’s just an exscuse to give you something to do

I know everything
I talk back
I'm a pain in the ass, middle class brat!
I'm not listening to a word you say
So why don't you just go the fuck away

I can do whatever I want
You can't stop me now
Cauz I'll never get caught
I'm an asshole and
I'm a prick,
And If you don't like it,
THEN SUCK MY DICK!!

I know everything
I talk back
I'm a pain in the ass, middle class brat!
I'm not listening to a word you say
So why don't you just go the fuck away

Mental Abortion 3/19/2001

You suck my life
suck my brain
Drive me sick drive me insane
you show me who i'm supposed to be
in a world full of blind hypocrisy

Blinding people with bright mediocrity
To keep alive corrupt society !!!
It's in my eyes everywhere I look
i can't deny it,
i can't believe the chunk of lives that have been took

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people falling slave everywhere
their eyes just cant seem to tear........
from this mental abortion
so sick and tired of this mental abortion

i will not become one of you
and i will not fall prey to the demon of mental abortion
it says i have a dead future and a painful past
just because i'm not a part of society's cast
a clone of sorts walking blindly to the realities in sight

but i know i'm not a victim
Not a victim
a flip of a button
a vile statement of hypocrisy
WHY THE FUCK
CAN'T PEOPLE GET AWAY FROM THE DAMN TV!!!!????!!!

feeding you lies, and you believe everything you hear
its your own stupidity you should fear
nothing but a programming machine for the masses
brainwashing you as the time passes
you sit there with a silly grin on your face
and wait for the memories of days past to erase

Spineless
GUTLESS
FUCKING TV ADDICT
i am so sick of this
I've had it

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FUCK TV