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  • Lawmakers are proposing a new law that will not allow anyone to come closer than 100 meters from a dead whale's carcass.
  • A life sentence is 25 years.
  • Children may not purchase cigarettes, but they may smoke them.
  • You may never leave your car keys in an unattended vehicle.
  • It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burgular.
  • It is illegal to walk on the right hand side of a footpath.
  • Under Australian Communications Authority (ACA) regulations, a modem can't pick up on the first ring. If it does the, ACA permit for your modem is invalid and there's a $12,000 fine. -Telecommunications Act 1991.
  • Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.
  • Bars are required to stable, water and feed the horses of their patrons.
  • The legal age for straight sex is 16, unless the person is in the care/custody of the older person, in which case it is 18.





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