MOVIE NEWS ARCHIVE
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Movie news, put to you in a way that makes it seem more interesting than it really is.

News from 12th of July 2002
Top Stories - Tim Burgess and Di Caprio's love nest and Julia Ormond mistaken for a Potato

News from 24th July 2002
Top Story - Cusack produces 32 ATP molecules

News from 7th August 2002
Top Story - Usual Suspects 2??

News from 12th January 2003
Top Stories - Day Lewis' method madness and Stone Roses to reform!

News from 2nd March 2003
Top Stories - Wicked Whispers... and Celebrity Mentalism!

News from 11th March 2003
Top Story - Jen's marriage fears

News from March 20th 2003
Top Stories - Billy Joel goes fucking mental and Lets all become an obscure celebrity!

News from 17th April 2003
Top Story - Swank yanks Hank's plank

News from 6th May 2003
Top Stories - Crouchman reaches new low and Gallagher and Richardson are ON!

News from July 16th 2003
Top Story - Stars out in force for Premiere

News from July 22nd 2003
Top Story - Fat people get angry

News from 6th August 2003
Top Story - Death to Danes!

News from 4th March 2004
OSCAR SPECIAL!

News from January 19th 2005
Top Stories - Furious Lesbians! and... Drunken Antics! plus... Affleck's Pork Pie Controversy!

News from March 15th 2006
Top Stories - I predict a Fryatt! and... Fonda's ape controversy!! plus... Celebrity Communist deathmatch!!!

News from August 2nd 2006
Top Stories - Cher's crazy face pain and... P Diddy for President plus... Katherine Ross eats child!