Nepal Massacre, Oklahoma City Bombings, RFK Assassination Now Linked to Goddess Farah

Oxford English Dictionary changes meaning of the word 'honesty'

"Planet of the Apes" Director, Tim Burton, Reveals Shocking Alternate Plotline

Mike Tyson sues Farah... 'She turned on me, whupped my ass repeatedly, tried to bite my ear off. It still hurts'

Jury awards $3 Billion to Farah victim... 'I woke up in a bathtub full of ice, missing both kidneys'

John Wayne Bobbit: 'Farah did it,' reunites with Lorena

OJ, Mark Fuhrman hold joint press conference... Farah was real killer, bloody glove tested positive for caviar.

Flashback: Farah shipwrecks Elian Gonzalez, drowns his mother

American Kidney Society: Kidney injuries due to unsafe beatings by Farah up 57% this year

Freak: Farah sells 'some kind of human organ' on e-bay, origin unknown

House debates Farah Victim's Bill of Rights

Ohio to Begin Meningitis Shots... Outbreak linked to unsafe practices by Farah

Global Warming caused by Farah... Unsafe childhood use of EZ-Bake oven triggered chain reaction...

Convicted Pedophile Confesses: 'Farah's panties made me do it!' DNA tests reveal 'crusty panty residue' faked with clever mixture of tuna juice and raw egg whites.

Yugoslavia Wants Farah Tried

Ten Die in Irresponsible Farah Blast

Heavy Rain Soaks Gulf States... Caused by Farah's unsafe, insane cloud seeding

Bush twins: 'We wanted to be like Farah'

Farah holds pig roast at Temple Mount, sparks renewed Middle East violence

115-Year-Old French Woman Dies, Police suspect Farah

Editorial Roundup: Farah, Villain or Menace?

Revealed: Farah is the Loch Ness Monster!  Ever notice how you never see them together?

Democrats Take Control of Senate, Declare Farah 'Fatter than Teddy Kennedy'

Satan Endorses Farah for President... 'More evil than me'

Society of Farah Victims welcomes 100,000th member

Unemployment jumps in wake of Farah rampage...

Town survives flood, tornado, only to be burned to the ground by Farah

Calif. blackouts worsen after Farah disposes of bodies upstream from hydroelectric dam, generators jam