Reported by Luli Frankendoffer

Tunbridge Wells, UK (AP)- After being told of the accusations linked to GF, representatives from the Oxford English Dictionary met last week to agree on changes for the hallowed tome. The official definition of the word 'honesty' has now been changed to

"sincerity, truthfulness, except where GF is concerned, where the spreading of foul and defaming lies under false identities is perfectly acceptable."

A representative for the OED, Ms Sunev Frake issued a written statement explaining their actions:

"We of the Oxford English Dicshunary are thurulee disgusted with the acshuns of this cyber domme. If she didnt sell her panties, then we are rong, but if she did, then shame, shame, shame. We jest wanted to give our suport to those hoo are campayning against this woman. We are the most rispected people in this comunity and Farah dosnt belong with us. By changeing the meening of the word 'onest' we beleeve that justice will be served..... or well eat a turd..... of a burd... hehehe im so witee."

Of course this raises the larger question of how Ms Frake got her current job.