Farah’s Easy-Bake® Oven Discovered as true cause of Global Warming
Reported by David Barretta
Windhaven, MA (AP)-
Researchers at the Atmospheric Sciences Laboratory in Windhaven, Massachusetts have recently made a startling discovery. Based on jet stream patterns recorded over the last twenty years a new and controversial theory on the origins of global warming has been formulated. Chief Scientist Dick Focking says that this new hypothesis will shock the global warming community. "Our findings will substantially change the nature of the debate surrounding atmospheric warming," Focking said. Using computer models Focking illustrated that global warming actually began in the childhood home of Goddess Farah. "It seems that the overuse of Her Easy-Bake® Oven precipitated the rise in Co2 emissions. I know how it sounds, but this supposedly innocent toy in the hands of the young Goddess has led us down the path of worldwide catastrophe." At the basis of this intriguing argument is the Goddess's early obsession with brownies, the ones without the nuts. "She cooked brownies,"