~Show Quotes~
I have a few of my favorite quotes here!
BUFFY SEASON TWO
School Hard
Drusilla: "I can't see her. The Slayer. I can't see. It's dark where she is. Kill her. Kill her, Spike. Kill her for me?"
Spike: "It's done, baby."
Drusilla: "Kill her for princess?"
Spike: "I'll chop her into messies."
Drusilla: "You are my sweet... my little Spike."
Spike: "Fe, fi, fo fum. I smell the blood of a nice ripe (turns to face Buffy) girl."
Buffy: (holding the ax) "Do we really need weapons for this?"
Spike: "I just like them. They make me feel all manly."
What's My Line Part 2
Drusilla: "I was dreaming."
Spike: "Of what, pet?"
Drusilla: "We were in Paris. You had a branding iron."
Spike: "I brought you something."
Drusilla: And there were worms in my baguette."
Spike: "Your sire, my sweet. "
Drusilla: "My Angel?"
Spike: "The one and only. Now all we need's the full moon tonight, and he will die, and you will be fully restored. My black goddess. My ripe, wicked plum. It's "been...
Drusilla: "Forever."
Surprise
Spike: "Do you like it, baby?"
Drusilla: "It reeks of death."
Drusilla: "This will be the best party ever."
Spike: "Why is that?"
Drusilla: " Because..."
Drusilla: "It will be the last."
Angel to Buffy: "My people...before I was changed...they exchanged this as a sign of devotion. It's a claddagh ring. The hands represent friendship, the crown represents loyalty... and the heart... well, you know. Wear it with the heart pointing towards you. It means you belong to somebody. Like this."
Innocence
Spike: Now, I know you haven't been in the game for a while, Mate, but we still do kill people. Sort of our raison d'etre, you know.
Dru: You don't want to kill her, do you? You want to hurt her. Just like you hurt me.
Angelus: Nobody knows me like you do, Dru.
Passion
"Passion. It lies in us all...sleeping... waiting... and though unwanted... unbidden... it will stir...open it's jaws and howl. It speaks to us...guides us...passion rules us all...and we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments...the joy of love...the clarity of hatred...and the ecstasy of grief. It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion...maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow...empty rooms...shuttered and dank. Without passion we'd be truly dead."
-Angelus
I Only Have Eyes For You
Angelus: "Things change, Spikey. You gotta roll with the punches. Well, actually, you pretty much got that part down, haven't you?"
Spike: "Very funny, mate."
Angelus: " What can I say? I just love to see you smile, buddy."
Spike: "Yeah, you're a giver. "
Drusilla: "Maybe I'll sleep underground. Dig myself a little burrow."
Spike: "What about your pretty dress, sweet? It'll get all dirty."
Drusilla: "Then I'll sleep naked. Like the animals do."
Angelus: "You know, I'm suddenly liking this plan."
Spike: "Fortunately, nobody cares what you like, mate."
Angelus: "Oh, yeah? Let's ask Dru."
Bewitched Bothered Bewildered
Angelus: "Done. I know Dru gives you pity access, but you have to admit it's so much easier when I do things for her. "
Spike: "You would do well to worry less about Dru and more about that Slayer you've been tramping around with."
Angelus: "Dear Buffy. I'm still trying to decide the best way to send my regards."
Spike: "Why don't you rip her lungs out? It might make an impression."
Angelus: "Lacks... poetry."
Spike: "It doesn't have to. What rhymes with lungs?"
Drusilla: "Don't worry, Spike. Angel always knows... what speaks to a girl's heart."
Drusilla: "If you so much as harmed one hair on this boy's precious head--"
Angelus: "You've got to be kidding. Him?"
Drusilla: "No, now. Just because I finally found a real man..."
Becoming II
"I wanna torture you. I used to love it, and it's been such a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even *have* chainsaws."
BUFFY SEASON THREE
The Wish
"That's right puppy, Willow's gonna make you bark."
Dopplegangland
"This is a dumb world. In my world there are people in chains and we can ride them like ponies."
BUFFY SEASON FOUR
Something Blue
"I am a lesbian." -Riley (on his sexual confusion)
Spike: "Passions is on! Timmy's down the bloody well! And if you make me miss it I'll--"
Giles: "You'll do what? Lick me to death?"
Hush
Can't even shout, can't even cry,
The Gentlemen are coming by.
Looking in windows, knocking on doors,
They need to take seven and they might take yours.
Can't call to mom, can't say a word,
You're gonna die screaming,
but you won't be heard.
Who Are You
Faith-Buffy: "I could have anything... anyone. Even you, Spike. I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of; I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more. And you know why I don't? Because it's wrong."
Superstar
Buffy: There's no way he could know, I mean you don't look at someone and say 'Hey that's not your body! Get out of that body with your hands up!'
Willow: Oh well yeah, I know she's not over the whole Riley sleeping with Faith thing. You now what I mean, Faith's insides and Buffy's outsides when her insides were out.
Anya: Xander's not here.
Buffy: Oh.
Anya: You aren't going away, why aren't you going away?
Buffy: Anya, tell them about the alternate universes.
Anya: Okay, um say you really like shirmp a lot, or we can say you don't like shirmp at all, 'BLAH I wish there weren't any shrimp' you'd say to yourself...
Buffy: STOP! You're saying it wrong!
Where the Wild Things Are
Anya: Oh now come on, you're not even bumpy anymore.
Spike: Oh, I was just a minute ago, hang on, get me mad again.
Anya: Does this really work? Scaring people into giving you their rmoney?
Spike: Yeah it works, keeps me in blood and beers, plus ya know funny, watching the little humans quail.
Anya: Things used to be so much simplier.
Spike: You know, you take the killing for granted, then it's gone. You're like, I wish I'd appreciated it more, stopped and smelled the corpses.
Spike: You brought me HERE?
Xander: You bring HIM here?
Spike: That's what I said, only I hit the here part.
Xander: Anya, this is crazy, we had a little tiff, it just means we have to work our way though some stuff. It doesn't mean we rebound with the evil undead.
Spike: Oh look who's the puffed up manly man, all splotchy and possessive.
Anya: It's not very convincing, is it?
Spike: I see what you said about him earlier, no follow through.
Xander: Hey look who's here! It's HOSTILE 17! Can I get you a drink HOSTILE 17?
Spike: I am. Though I'm not the first choice for heroics, AND Buffy's tried to kill me more than once, and I don't fancy a single one of you at all, but... actually all that sounds pretty convincing.
New Moon Rising
Oz: I know what I put you through. And I'm not gonna push, but I am a different person than when I left and I can be what you need now. That's what I want. That's why I'm here.
Yoko Factor
"You actually sleep with this guy?" -Angel (about Riley) -> believe us Angel, we ask ourselves that very question EVERY DAY!
Restless
GILES: All right, everyone! Pay attention! In just a few moments that curtain is going to open on our very first production. Now, everyone that Willow's ever met ... is out in that audience, including all of us. That means we have to be perfect. Stay in character, remember your lines, and energy energy energy, especially in the musical numbers! Acting is not about behaving, it's about hiding. The audience wants to find you, strip you naked, and eat you alive, so hide. Now, costumes, sets, um, the things that you, uh, you know, uh, you, um... you hold them, you touch them, uh, use them, um...
HARMONY: Props?
GILES: No.
RILEY: Props?
GILES: Yes! It's all about subterfuge. Now go on out there, lie like dogs, and have a wonderful time. Now, if we can stay in focus, keep our heads, and if Willow can stop stepping on everyone's cues, I know this'll be the best production of "Death of a Salesman" we've ever done. Good luck everyone! Break a leg!
BUFFY: (with contempt) But what else could I expect from a bunch of low-rent, no-account hoodlums like you? Hoodlums, yes, I mean you and your friends, your whole sex, throw 'em in the sea for all I care, throw 'em in and wait for the bubbles, men with your groping and spitting all groin no brain three billion of you passing around the same worn-out urge. Men! With your ... sales!
SPIKE: Giles here is gonna teach me to be a Watcher. Says I got the stuff.
GILES: Spike's like a son to me. (They both smile and continue swinging)
XANDER: That's good. I was into that for a while, but... I got other stuff goin' on.
XANDER: (in playground) You gotta have something. (Looks at Buffy) Gotta be with movin' forward.
BUFFY: (like a proud little kid) Like a shark.
XANDER: Like a shark with feet and ... much less fins.
SPIKE: (like a proud little kid) And on land!
GILES: Very good!
(They keep swinging.)
SPIKE: I've hired myself out as an attraction. (Strikes a threatening pose. The people ooh and ahh, camera flashes going off.)
GILES: Sideshow freak? (Spike flips up the collar of his coat and poses.)
SPIKE: Well, at least it's showbiz. (Poses again. More oohs and camera flashes from the crowd.)
GILES: (very confused) What am I supposed to do with all of this?
SPIKE: (offscreen) You gotta make up your mind, Rupes. (Spike poses.)
SPIKE: What are you wasting your time for? (Spike poses.)
SPIKE: Haven't you figured it all out yet, with your enormous squishy frontal lobes? (Another pose, more oohs, flashbulbs)
BUFFY SEASON FIVE
Real Me
ANYA: We are gonna have fun, fun, fun. Look, I've got Monopoly, Clue, and ooh, the Game of Life! That sounds good!
ANYA: Oh, crap. Look at this! Now I'm burdened with a husband and several tiny pink children, more cash than I can reasonably manage...
XANDER: That means you're winning.
ANYA: Really?
XANDER: Yes. Cash equals good.
ANYA: Ooh! (claps her hands in excitement) I'm so pleased. Can I trade in the children for more cash?
SPIKE: Well. Hello, Harm.
HARMONY: Spikey. I mean, Spike.
SPIKE: Long time. You look good.
HARMONY: I feel good.
SPIKE: (smirks) I remember.
The Replacement
RILEY: What are *you* doing here, Spike?
Spike straightens up, holding a mannequin arm.
SPIKE: Oh, there's a nice lady vampire who set up a charming tea room over the next pile of crap. What do you think I'm doing? I'm scavenging, ain't I? (Holds up a small lamp in the other hand)
WILLOW: Very pretty.
GILES: Spike, um ... we're looking for a demon, um... tall, robed, skin sort of hanging off. Deep voice?
SPIKE: You mean a great tall robe-y thing like that one? (Pointing behind them)
RILEY: Take cover!
SPIKE: Big guy! Kick her ass!
Toth fires again and the bolt shatters Spike's lamp which he's still holding.
SPIKE: Oh, very nice! I was on your side!
ANYA: So ... you Xanders really do have all the same memories, all the same ... (looking downward) physical attributes?
SuaveXANDER: We're completely identical.
ScruffyXANDER: Yeah, we checked out some stuff in the car on the way over. Fingerprints!
ANYA: Well, maybe we shouldn't do this reintegration thing right away. See, I can take the boys home, and ... we can all have sex together, and ... you know, just slap 'em back together in the morning.
ANYA: It's not like it'd be cheating. They're both Xander.
Out of Mind
"I will know your blood Slayer. I will make your neck my chalice and drink deep." -Spike
"It's blood. It's what I do." -Spike
Fool For Love
Darla: I think our boys are going to fight.
Dru: Yes, the king of cups expects a picnic, but this is not his birthday.
Darla: Good point.
ANGEL SEASON ONE
She
Angel: Fun party last night
Cordelia: I am so glad you came, you know how parties are, you never know, you're always worried that no one's going to suck the energy out of the room like a giant black hole of boring despair but there you were in a clintch.
Angel: I didn't... boring?
C: You used to be a person. Did people never gather in olden times?
A: ...I got two modes with people... bite and avoid, hard to shift...
Eternity
Wesley: Perhaps two.
Angel: And I thought I knew eternity.
Wesley: You... you took the role and made it your own.
Cordelia: Really? Thanks. Angel, was I any good?
Angel: Well, I wouldn't say it if I didn't think so.
Cordelia: Thanks. You didn't say it. I don't believe it!
Angel: Well, it was a night in the theatre I won't forget.
Angel: And a cross.
Cordelia: Well, judging by the outfit, I guess it's safe to come in, evil Angel never would have worn those pants.
Rebecca: Cordelia said you've saved the world.
Angel: A couple times I helped. But I almost had it sucked into hell once too.
Wesley: Angel's moment of true happiness occured because he was with Buffy. Do you realize how rare that is? True happiness? And what are the odds he'd find it with an actress?
Angelus: Can't say I blame you, I'm one happy fella.
Wesley: With respect Miss. Lowl, you must have done something.
Rebecca: Well I may have given him something to help loosen him up and now he's...
Cordelia: Loose?
Wesley: What did you give him?
Rebecca: Does it matter?
Cordelia: Well if he's all homocidal, I'm thinking YEAH!
Angelus: You were really, let me tell you, bad.
Cordelia: Stop it.
Angelus: Why? You didn't. I mean, I've been to hell but that was SO MUCH WORSE!
Cordelia: You don't believe me? HAVE SOME! (throws the water) And the Oscar goes to.
Sanctuary
"This is getting ridiculous. The first assassin kills the second assassin sent to to kill the first assassin who didn't kill anyone until we hired the second assassin to assassinate her."
Buffy: You hit me.
Angel: Well, not to go all schoolyard on you, but you hit me first. And in case you've forgotten, you're a little bit stronger than I am.
Five By Five
Cordelia: You can always tell when he's happy, his scowl is slightly less scowly.
Wesley: Oh my God, Faith.
Angel: I thought she was in a coma.
Cordelia: Pretty lively coma.
Angel: There was, last year I had a shot at saving her, I was pulling her back form the brink when some British guy kidnapped her and made damn sure that she'd never trust a living soul.
Cordelia: Angel, it's not Wesley's fault that SOME British guy ruined your... oh wait, that was you.
ANGEL SEASON TWO
Judgement
Angel: I had to sing Barry Manilow.
Faith: You're kidding.
Angel: In front of people.
Faith trying not to laugh: And here I am talking about my petty little problems.
Angel: Just wanted to give you a little perspective.
Faith: Copa cabana?
Angel: Mandy. I don't wanna dwell on it.
Faith: The road to redemption is a rocky path.
Angel: That it is.
Faith: You think we might make it?
Angel: We might. - - Food getting any better?
Faith: You know, it's not that different from what I grew up on. It's a little one note. Eating the same thing every day.
Angel: I wonder what that's like.
Faith: Right...
Untouched
Cordy: "I can't get this bandage to… Stop moving!"
Angel: "I'm not."
Cordy: "Well, then stop breathing."
Angel: "I don't breathe."
Cordy: "Then stop flexing your manly boob-muscles or whatever."
Bethany: "No. - I figured we'd have fun. You can do stuff to me and - you know - we'll have some fun."
Angel: "That's not gonna happen Bethany."
Bethany: "What, you think I'm some frightened little mouse? I've done stuff. I can make you happy."
Angel: "You wouldn't like me when I'm happy."
Angel: "You wanna make love, but you don't wanna be touched?"
Bethany gives a short laugh: "Make love? What are you, from the eighteenth century? - I was just... I just wanted..."
Angel: "What'd you want?"
Bethany: "Are you shocked I'm a great big slut?"
Angel: "You find that I'm not easily shocked, Bethany."
Reunion
Lindsay: Can she hear you? [about Darla]
Dru: She's dead.
Dru: That's not a fitting gift at all for our newborn grandmummy. I saw you coming my lovely. The moon showed me. It told me to come into twentieth century.
Angel: It's the twenty-first century, Dru.
Dru: I'm still lagging.
Darla: Excuse me, Miss… customer with a question here.
Darla: I love this room. Dru, Honey, in our new digs, we have to put in a people cellar.
Dru: Daddy's home.
Darla: Angelus, here for the tasting?
Dru: Look what we have for you. It's not Daddy. It's never Daddy. Ssss… It's the Angel beast.
Darla: Come to punish us.
Dru: Yeah… yeah… Spank us til Tuesday, gruff. We promise to be bad if you do.
Holland: Angel, help us, please. People are going to die.
Angel: And yet somehow, I just can't seem to care.