Medico Dr Les, The world's grumpiest and most politically incorrect Chelsea fan, has been forced into exile in Hong Kong after what he calls "a few unfortunate misunderstandings" with his patients while practising in England. Les informs me that the final straw came when he "inadvertently" misdiagnosed a Bishop's wife as having Gonorrhea when in fact she was suffering from PMT. This discrepancy was further compounded when he informed a sixteen year old virgin that she was three months pregnant, basing his diagnosis purely on the strength of a thorough breast examination. Les finds Hong Kong a much more forgiving environment: "The leisure facilities here are second to none, Priesty", he slurred from his Repulse Bay hideout, "but you can keep the fucking weather". Unfortunately when he talks of "leisure facilities" Les is referring not to the duty free shopping or floating Dim Sum restaurants that one would normally associate with Hong Kong, but to the plethora of seedy brothels, opium dens and assorted gin palaces that litter the former British colony. If you're of a weak disposition, or are of a prudish nature, go no further: you will find Dr Les's ruminations deeply disturbing. If you are free from such afflictions, by all means delve into the dark recesses of the mind of a man who was separated at birth from Waco nutter David Koresh. Here are some of the thoughts of Dr Les:
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There's lots more in the same, pathetic vein here, if you have the stomach for it...
