Dr Les Agrees With Priesty Shocker

Sir, I must admit that, for once, I find myself in agreement with you. I fully support your considered and well thought out diatribe about Leeds, entitled "Dirty Northern Bastards". I would like to add my own thoughts on this subject. Here are ten things that I think will fully support the view that Leeds are indeed scum of the lowest variety: Lee Bowyer Peter Sutcliffe Tony Dorigo David O'Leary Billy fucking Bremner The Gray brothers Pints of bitter, whippets, flat caps, pigeons, our kid, rugby league, northern monkeys, bubble perms, shell suits, TB Robbie Keane Mark Viduka Lee Bowyer (again) Even writing the above list incites me to leave my Wan Chai penthouse and inflict random acts of violence against the general public. It is only the Xanax that keeps me in check. In conclusion, as a medical professional I fully endorse the views of Priesty and I think you will all agree that in their northern slums they look in the dustbin for something to eat, they find a dead pit pony and think its a treat (or go down the ******** ******** mob-handed to look for some ***** *** to ******). You see my point ? I'm absolutely flabbergasted, if that is the correct medical term, Les. I'm definitely losing the plot. PS: Those are my asterisks - Les will have me bankrupted before he's finished. Bloody funny, though, and true. All will be revealed after the court case... Priesty.

© 2000 Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.