Dr Les on Lee Bowyer and others

Sir, am I the only one to have noticed your recent shocking dedication to the cause? Why so quiet? Been locked up in Lewes again? Wandsworth? Rampton? I would like to point out to your reader (or is there more than one?) that I have been faithfully churning out my usual drivel but my recent articles have not made it past Priesty's censorship police. Apparently it is not on to suggest that Lee Bowyer is allegedly a racist motherfucker who deserves to be dragged down Southall High Street. Nor is it acceptable to attack those many detractors who have nothing better to do than take offence with my opinions. Priesty regularly re-writes and edits my contributions. Well let me take this opportunity to spell out the official Doctor Les top 10 - Lee Bowyer and Jonny Woodgate are in my opinion motherfuckers - whether or not they are racist motherfuckers will be decided by Hull Crown Court Chelsea is life - if you're not with us, you're against If I catch you bending I'll saw your legs right off Leicester is the most loathsome team in the Premier League, behind West Ham, Leeds and Arsenal Tottenham are welcome to Glen "diamond white" Hoddle. We always knew he was a Tottenham cunt and now he has proved it Zola is the best player ever to pull on a Chelsea shirt Smoking skunk weed in Amsterdam is neither hard nor clever. However a visit to the famous Banana Bar is mandatory On the plus side Michael Duberry is a man of honour but on the other hand he is a Leeds cunt - work that one out Tore Andre Flo is two bob, Claudio remains the man, where are you Eddie Newton? You can stick George Graham up your arse You see my point ? Thanks for that diatribe, Les. Again I must point out that the views expressed on this page are not necessarily those of the author of this site. Although I agree one hundred percent with points 2-8 and 11. Needless to say, Tore Andre is NOT two-bob, but is in fact the full Krona. Priesty.

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