- Lewinsky virus.......................Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone on your distribution list about it.
- Ronald Reagan virus..................Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
- Mike Tyson virus.....................Quits after one byte.
- Oprah Winfrey virus..................Your 200MB hard drive suddenly
- shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.
- Lorena Bobbit virus..................Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.
- Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus............ Searches your hard drive for old
- Ellen Degeneres virus................Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC
- Titanic virus........................Makes your whole computer go down
- Disney virus.........................Everything in the computer goes Goofy
- Prozac virus.........................Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care
- Sharon Stone virus...................Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there.
- Tim Allen virus......................Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact.
- Woody Allen virus....................Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.
- Saddam Hussein virus.................Won't let you into any of your programs.
- Tonya Harding virus..................Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons
- George Michaels virus................Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup.
- Joey Buttafuoco virus................Only attacks minor files
- X-files virus........................All your Icons start shape shifting
- Spice Girl virus.....................Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.
- AT&T virus...........................Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger virus..........Terminates and stays resident. It will be back.
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