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9th March 2001

As I ain't had a column for ages I decided to include a rather funny picture in it to please you all, you'll see the piece of sicness/excellence at the bottom of this page.

Now for the column, as my last one was so shit and crap and borlex and other various words of utter crapness i decided to make it a little bit better this time by thinking of a theme, the theme is Marshall’s getting fired. My view on it is as follows: LOL!

My next theme is about how ace KoRn are, everyone who reads this column shud buy at least 2 of their albums and have a session of pleasure over them each night/morning. Also, I would like everyone who reads this column to run away from the little “moshers” in year ten. THEY ARE PURE SATANIC EVIL I TELL U!. Don’t try hide, they will find u, don’t face them, they will scare u! U can run but u can’t hide from these evil little bastards!

That’s all I cud think of this week without hurting myself. I’ll go for 4 paragraphs next week.

P.S. anyone wanna buy a shitty...erm...ace slipknot vid for a few ££££’s? So what u waiting for, chek out the pic!