Tom, also known as "The Phzzz" is the creator and author of this website of "Really Cool Links". As you can see, when observing the photo to the right, Tom also suffers from elephantitis of the cranium combined with alopecia areata (medical term for unnatural baldness). He also has a propensity for attracting rather large insects that are looking for a putrid and festering area to deposit their eggs.
Tom was born in the Bronx and later raised in Freeport, New York. As a child, he would torment other children of his age as well as younger ones. There was one instance where he attempted to rid himself of the affections of his baby sister by throwing her from a second-story balcony at his parents' Bronx residence. Happily, Tom's baby sister survived when her fall was broken by a bush, although she was severely scratched and cut in several places (it was a thorned rose-bush).
Special Note of Interest: Tom was only 4 years old at the time of the above incident.
"If it's raining, and a small child asks, 'Why is it raining?', I think a cute thing to tell that child is that 'God is crying'. If the child asks, 'Why is God crying?', I think another cute thing to tell the child is, 'PROBABLY BECAUSE OF SOMETHING YOU DID!!!'"
Tom's All-Time Favorite Cool Link #1CORNERED by BALDWIN © Above is one example of many cartoons by published cartoonist Mike Baldwin.This site is HILARIOUS!! Make certain you check out Mike's slideshows as well!! Click on the above animation to go there NOW!
Tom's All-Time Favorite Cool Link #2Stick Figure Death Theatre! Above is only one example in a series of stick-figure deaths by Rob Lewis.This site is AWESOME!! Click on the above animation to go there NOW!
Tom's All-Time Favorite Cool Link #3 Because Tom HATES these miserable little rat-dogs!
Also... Don't miss this one! You get to see GNARLY'S COLLECTION OF SICKBAGS here!
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